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Some Random Susan
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100% artisanal handcrafted human musings of a brain born in Massachusetts, now living in New Hampshire (really).

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Just a girl living in a world where I want everyone to leave Greenland alone for God’s sake
JD Vance and Peter Thiel are running a sustained operation out of the White House designed to acquire Greenland, either voluntarily or by force. Thiel has laid out plans for what he intends to do with the island nation in past writings. It doesn't entail the consent of the Greenlanders for anything.
November 25, 2025 at 2:39 PM
All of this. And don’t even get me started on JD’s involvement in that company buying up American FARMLAND and selling it to foreign investors

civileats.com/2024/09/18/j...
Someone is buying up American starter homes and pricing you out. But it’s not who you’ve been told. #EconSky #Housing #PolSky #RonanFarrow
November 25, 2025 at 2:33 PM
Ah yes this brings back fond memories of the grassroots Autistic-led hashtag Autism$peaks campaign

Hoo boy that got loud and it was glorious
underrated feature of old twitter was people with a decent following being able to bully brands into acting right
November 25, 2025 at 2:18 PM
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soylent green but with muppets: thread
November 25, 2025 at 3:38 AM
I have read a lot of recipes in my life but I never ever seen culinary chaos like this
November 25, 2025 at 4:55 AM
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Cannot overstate how, from my perch as a national-security reporter, this would have been an earth-shattering scandal in a prior era.
Billionaire Binance founder Changpeng Zhao, pardoned by Donald Trump, has been accused of facilitating millions of dollars’ worth of payments to Hamas in the wake of its attack on Israel on October 7 2023. Zhao also financed the Trump family's entrance into the cryptocurrency market.
Binance founder Changpeng Zhao accused of facilitating payments to Hamas
Crypto tycoon pardoned by Donald Trump faces US court complaint from families of victims of October 7 attack
www.ft.com
November 25, 2025 at 4:33 AM
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narrator: 50 years ago...

me: [nods] in 1945

narrator: in 1975...

me: what
November 25, 2025 at 2:11 AM
Rule of law! Rule of law!
1/Judge Cameron Currie dismisses the Comey prosecution because Lindsey Halligan was improperly appointed US Atty.
November 24, 2025 at 6:54 PM
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I know people are going to revel in the schadenfreude here, but this is really just an admission—given how close the House is split—that they’re just mad it didn’t work. Fewer than a dozen House GOPers could change America tomorrow. That they’re not proves this is just about losing, not principles.
PUNCHBOWL: “.. GOP members messaged us over the weekend saying that they, too, are considering retiring in the middle of the term. Here’s one particularly exercised senior House Republican:

@punchbowlnews.bsky.social
November 24, 2025 at 4:02 PM
To be clear this is eugenicist thinking, to portray death as a better outcome than getting stuck with a child requiring medical intervention and support.

This is the same rationale that ultimately leads to abandoning “undesirable” infants out in the wilderness to die.
And man, when people say RFK Junior and his ilk are the vanguard of a death cult, sometimes that sort of criticism seems hyperbolic but then—holy shit, this celebration of death (and planning for concealing it) is brazen and explicit
November 24, 2025 at 3:55 PM
Safety Director of Gateway Community church in Webster, TX posed as ICE agent to extort woman

www.theguardian.com/us-news/2025...
Church employee in Texas allegedly posed as ICE agent to extort woman
Man arrested in Houston is alleged to have used fake ID to demand $400 from woman who had given him massage
www.theguardian.com
November 24, 2025 at 3:24 PM
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I think we need to call out the science fiction writers who thought that billionaires would fund sexy android replicas of some lost lover.

Metropolis would hit differently if Rotwang builds a machine and all it does is say 'Joh Fredersen, your eyebrows are weird. You must have a small dick'.
Everything about this might be the saddest thing I’ve ever seen
November 24, 2025 at 2:05 PM
The world is made for people who aren't cursed with self awareness Charlie Brown
November 24, 2025 at 3:37 AM
This feels worse than the run-up to Iraq.
November 24, 2025 at 12:06 AM
This thread renews my hope for humankind.
A friend who teaches theology shared with me a post about CS Lewis's Mere Christianity, which discusses foundational Christian logic across denominations. It reminded me of Dale's tweet below, and I wanted to share some thoughts here regarding modesty and respectability, which are often hot topics.
November 23, 2025 at 11:59 PM
The vindictive persecution of this man is undeniable.
Kilmar Abrego Garcia's lawyers inform a federal judge about the Washington Post's bombshell: The government's claim that Costa Rica will no longer accept Abrego has been exposed as a lie.

More evidence—"if any were needed"—of vindictive prosecution.

Doc storage.courtlistener.com/recap/gov.us...
November 23, 2025 at 10:11 PM
Anti-ICE activists in CA bought up all the ice scrapers at Home Depot and then immediately lined up to return them to bring the entire store to a standstill.

Well done everyone, mad respect
#ICEScrapers #ICEout
En Monrovia, California, un grupo de activistas colapsa las cajas de Home Depot comprando rascadores de hielo a 17 céntimos.

Home Depot es una gran superficie de materiales de construcción donde compra mucha gente indocumentada. Han colaborado con ICE y su propietario financió la campaña de Trump.
November 23, 2025 at 9:11 PM
After 30+ years of cooking Thanksgiving dinners my controversial take is this:

- Eat what you and your family love, to hell with what other people do

- Happy beats exhausted every time

- Store bought is fine. Maybe you didn’t make it, but you still made it possible.

- Life is short, enjoy it.
the “thanksgiving food is bad” discourse raises its ugly head every year, but the truth remains that thanksgiving food can be amazing as long as you know how to cook. the problem is we’re throwing a few million sunday drivers directly into a grand prix
I think this is unfair to turkey. turkey is good but hard to cook well because it is so damn big. turkey *parts* are great but lack the esthetic appeal of a centerpiece bird.
November 23, 2025 at 8:06 PM
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If I’m understanding this correctly, X is owned by a white nationalist who pays poor people of color in developing countries to pretend to be working class white Americans to scare other white Americans into being afraid poor people of color from developing countries are going to ruin America?
November 23, 2025 at 7:30 PM
This is terrifying.
Trump's domestic Gestapo raided a job site, then handcuffed a US citizen born in Raleigh NC -- even after being shown the guy's REAL ID, which is only available to US citizens and LPRs

CBP+ICE will ignore your identifying documents when it suits their racism

www.newsobserver.com/news/local/a...
November 23, 2025 at 7:34 PM
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It’s official. @dougjones.bsky.social will run against Tommy Tuberville for Alabama governor. www.al.com/life/2025/11...
Doug Jones will enter 2026 Alabama governor’s race
Campaign paperwork is to be filed this week.
www.al.com
November 23, 2025 at 5:48 PM
Once in a generation political talent.
WELKER: What is your message to Jewish New Yorkers who feel you won't be tough enough in your response to antisemitism?

MAMDANI: That I am looking forward to being the next mayor and fulfilling the commitment I've made to Jewish New Yorkers to not only protect them but to celebrate and cherish them
November 23, 2025 at 5:54 PM
Gordon Getty told members of a private email list that inlcuded Jeffrey Epstein that he believed Trump is a sociopath, psychopath or Mach[ievellian]

www.forbes.com/sites/monica...
This Billionaire Called Trump A Possible Psychopath, Epstein Release Shows
Once America’s richest person, Gordon Getty has donated to anti-Trump PACs but kept quiet about the president. Now Epstein release emails show exactly how he feels.
www.forbes.com
November 23, 2025 at 4:03 PM
I would stop posting but am being held captive by a very floofy old guy who demands cuddles
November 23, 2025 at 3:37 PM