God's weakest cosmonaut
@appstronaut.bsky.social
Astronomer. Meant to study galaxies, somehow got roped into studying artificial satellites and space rocks
I feel like we should make the ghouls who vote heinously because they aren't running for re-election face some kind of social consequence. Like they should never know a moment of peace for their complicity in this.
January 23, 2026 at 3:21 AM
I feel like we should make the ghouls who vote heinously because they aren't running for re-election face some kind of social consequence. Like they should never know a moment of peace for their complicity in this.
I ended up missing this over the holidays but that stupid "American Superiority in Space" executive order that got made on December 18th, just like their attempt to kill TraCCS a few months ago, is going to throw the space sector into chaos.
January 13, 2026 at 11:12 PM
I ended up missing this over the holidays but that stupid "American Superiority in Space" executive order that got made on December 18th, just like their attempt to kill TraCCS a few months ago, is going to throw the space sector into chaos.
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ICE agents are, simply put, fucking clowns. Some observations from four days on the ground in Minneapolis.
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January 12, 2026 at 7:53 PM
ICE agents are, simply put, fucking clowns. Some observations from four days on the ground in Minneapolis.
www.garbageday.email/p/we-re-all-...
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Disappointed but unfortunately not surprised that this big eared bastard is doing what bastards tend to do. Isaacman is unfit to lead NASA
As expected, Isaacman is an admin stooge:
‘This was not part of some “long-planned facilities consolidation” as Isaacman claims. The Goddard Master Plan, written in 2022, does not call for the library’s closure. Building 21, which houses the library, was scheduled for renovation, not elimination.’
‘This was not part of some “long-planned facilities consolidation” as Isaacman claims. The Goddard Master Plan, written in 2022, does not call for the library’s closure. Building 21, which houses the library, was scheduled for renovation, not elimination.’
IFPTE Responds to NASA Administrator Isaacman's Misleading and Misguided Explanation for Closing NASA's Largest Research Library — IFPTE
IFPTE President Matt Biggs: “I want to chalk up NASA Administrator Jared Isaacman misguided explanation for the closing of NASA’s research library at the Goddard Space Center to his being new to the j...
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January 8, 2026 at 3:06 PM
Disappointed but unfortunately not surprised that this big eared bastard is doing what bastards tend to do. Isaacman is unfit to lead NASA
The part that makes me most angry is how powerless I feel. Short of doing a little unmentionable thing what can a regular citizen even do to meaningfully stop this. Our elected officials clearly won't.
January 3, 2026 at 4:54 PM
The part that makes me most angry is how powerless I feel. Short of doing a little unmentionable thing what can a regular citizen even do to meaningfully stop this. Our elected officials clearly won't.
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Today on the arXiv:
Thiele et al. 2026, "An Orbital House of Cards: Frequent Megaconstellation Close Conjunctions" - arxiv.org/abs/2512.09643
It remains way past time to stop letting corporations unilaterally make a mess of the sky.
Thiele et al. 2026, "An Orbital House of Cards: Frequent Megaconstellation Close Conjunctions" - arxiv.org/abs/2512.09643
It remains way past time to stop letting corporations unilaterally make a mess of the sky.
An Orbital House of Cards: Frequent Megaconstellation Close Conjunctions
The number of objects in orbit is rapidly increasing, primarily driven by the launch of megaconstellations, an approach to satellite constellation design that involves large numbers of satellites pair...
arxiv.org
December 11, 2025 at 2:58 PM
Today on the arXiv:
Thiele et al. 2026, "An Orbital House of Cards: Frequent Megaconstellation Close Conjunctions" - arxiv.org/abs/2512.09643
It remains way past time to stop letting corporations unilaterally make a mess of the sky.
Thiele et al. 2026, "An Orbital House of Cards: Frequent Megaconstellation Close Conjunctions" - arxiv.org/abs/2512.09643
It remains way past time to stop letting corporations unilaterally make a mess of the sky.
Cheney's dead? Couldn't have happened to a more deserving person.
November 4, 2025 at 5:28 PM
Cheney's dead? Couldn't have happened to a more deserving person.
Rent is so stupid. Like what do you mean I'm basically giving my landlady a stipend every month? "Don't spend this all at once because it's half my paycheck and you aren't getting any more until I get paid again"
November 2, 2025 at 1:06 AM
Rent is so stupid. Like what do you mean I'm basically giving my landlady a stipend every month? "Don't spend this all at once because it's half my paycheck and you aren't getting any more until I get paid again"
Kessler syndrome is a very real danger for us and I don't think it's a stretch to believe that our entire society would need to be restructured if, say, we could no longer replenish our telecom, weather, or GPS satellites.
Congestion and pollution in Earth orbit is quickly getting worse. We need to be able to quantify how our behaviour will impact the orbital environment in the future...
Sounding the alarm: ESA introduces space environment ‘health index’
The congestion and pollution of Earth orbit is quickly getting worse. We need to be able to quantify how our behaviour impacts the orbital environment in the future. To this end, the European Space Ag...
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October 22, 2025 at 6:10 PM
Kessler syndrome is a very real danger for us and I don't think it's a stretch to believe that our entire society would need to be restructured if, say, we could no longer replenish our telecom, weather, or GPS satellites.
San Francisco turning out for No Kings
October 18, 2025 at 8:47 PM
San Francisco turning out for No Kings
I'll admit it's a bit embarrassing to only just be finding this out, but we can identify an asteroid binary based on the wobble from its ASTROMETRY!? That's insane! If my back of the envelope math is right that's like spotting the head of a pin needle from 150 km away. GAIA is amazing
October 17, 2025 at 5:30 PM
I'll admit it's a bit embarrassing to only just be finding this out, but we can identify an asteroid binary based on the wobble from its ASTROMETRY!? That's insane! If my back of the envelope math is right that's like spotting the head of a pin needle from 150 km away. GAIA is amazing
Why the fuck is the body's response to everything nausea? Too much caffeine? Nauseous. Too little caffeine? Nauseous. Didn't sleep that well the night before? Buddy, you better believe you're going to be nauseous. I CAN'T TELL WHAT'S WRONG WITH ME!
October 16, 2025 at 4:59 PM
Why the fuck is the body's response to everything nausea? Too much caffeine? Nauseous. Too little caffeine? Nauseous. Didn't sleep that well the night before? Buddy, you better believe you're going to be nauseous. I CAN'T TELL WHAT'S WRONG WITH ME!
Just watched a Zoox and a Waymo get into a standoff because the Zoox was driving on the wrong side of the road. Zoox backed down first despite having the clear defensive advantage
October 8, 2025 at 12:09 AM
Just watched a Zoox and a Waymo get into a standoff because the Zoox was driving on the wrong side of the road. Zoox backed down first despite having the clear defensive advantage
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Charlie Kirk was a bad person and his death is cause for celebration, writes journalist Evan Urquhart.
Read our very special free speech edition of Assigned Media.
www.assignedmedia.org/breaking-new...
Read our very special free speech edition of Assigned Media.
www.assignedmedia.org/breaking-new...
Charlie Kirk is Dead. Here’s Why I’m Celebrating! — Assigned
It’s a wonderful thing to outlive a someone who spent his life working for your elimination. That's why I'm celebrating the death of Charlie Kirk.
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September 15, 2025 at 10:00 AM
Charlie Kirk was a bad person and his death is cause for celebration, writes journalist Evan Urquhart.
Read our very special free speech edition of Assigned Media.
www.assignedmedia.org/breaking-new...
Read our very special free speech edition of Assigned Media.
www.assignedmedia.org/breaking-new...
I have a sneaking suspicion that no matter what field of science you go into, at some point, you will hit a scenario that could end the world and it's being monitored by one guy named Greg off a grant worth like $50k
July 28, 2025 at 8:28 PM
I have a sneaking suspicion that no matter what field of science you go into, at some point, you will hit a scenario that could end the world and it's being monitored by one guy named Greg off a grant worth like $50k
POV: You woke up exactly 3 minutes late for feeding time.
July 27, 2025 at 7:52 PM
POV: You woke up exactly 3 minutes late for feeding time.
Had a waymo just switch it's blinker off and try to plow through me at a stop sign. They really were trained on Bay Area drivers
July 22, 2025 at 12:09 AM
Had a waymo just switch it's blinker off and try to plow through me at a stop sign. They really were trained on Bay Area drivers
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If you say “my peanus horts” your ableism is showing THE END
July 16, 2025 at 11:30 PM
If you say “my peanus horts” your ableism is showing THE END
I will say that while the weather is consistently nicer in my area of the Bay I do miss being able to sit on my back porch in the shade without a jacket.
July 5, 2025 at 11:24 PM
I will say that while the weather is consistently nicer in my area of the Bay I do miss being able to sit on my back porch in the shade without a jacket.
"I said something incredibly stupid and now everyone I disagree with is a bit"
June 29, 2025 at 7:39 PM
"I said something incredibly stupid and now everyone I disagree with is a bit"
Being a knight radiant could fix me
June 1, 2025 at 7:33 PM
Being a knight radiant could fix me
Feels a lot less like we're getting a chainsaw man end of the world and a lot more like a devil man crybaby end of the world
May 22, 2025 at 12:38 AM
Feels a lot less like we're getting a chainsaw man end of the world and a lot more like a devil man crybaby end of the world
I know so much more about Elon Musk's weirdo mangled penis and impregnation fetish than I really should. I only realized how insane it is when talking to my terminally offline coworker.
April 16, 2025 at 4:54 PM
I know so much more about Elon Musk's weirdo mangled penis and impregnation fetish than I really should. I only realized how insane it is when talking to my terminally offline coworker.
I'm crashing out in ways you can only imagine. I'm anxious in dimensions unknown to man. Prepare for combat
April 10, 2025 at 12:23 AM
I'm crashing out in ways you can only imagine. I'm anxious in dimensions unknown to man. Prepare for combat