𓃥 Biter De Vries 𓃥
@arcturusjackal.bsky.social
Jackal! Molecular biologist. Bug enthusiast. Yips, yaps, cackles too much for his own good. Product of the 1980s. Independently pointy. 18+ only please! He/Him
Jesus fucking christ.
January 3, 2026 at 8:23 AM
Jesus fucking christ.
Also I totally fucking nailed it with a quick sauce thrown together with pantry items, leftover meatballs, and garlic.
Suck my cock, Prego.
Suck my cock, Prego.
December 27, 2025 at 11:18 PM
Also I totally fucking nailed it with a quick sauce thrown together with pantry items, leftover meatballs, and garlic.
Suck my cock, Prego.
Suck my cock, Prego.
Today on cooking with Arc: Burrata.
December 27, 2025 at 11:16 PM
Today on cooking with Arc: Burrata.
Fuck you. Eat me. It's jackal bitey weaseltime.
December 24, 2025 at 2:56 AM
Fuck you. Eat me. It's jackal bitey weaseltime.
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"This story doesn't need a sandworm"
This is almost always wrong. Arguably, EVERY story benefits from adding a huge subterranean worm with quasi-mystical or semi-supernatural powers, or equivalent (similar to Moby Dick).
Obviously the bigger the worm, the more literary quality it adds.
This is almost always wrong. Arguably, EVERY story benefits from adding a huge subterranean worm with quasi-mystical or semi-supernatural powers, or equivalent (similar to Moby Dick).
Obviously the bigger the worm, the more literary quality it adds.
what is your least favorite piece of writing advice and why? 👀
December 23, 2025 at 6:28 PM
"This story doesn't need a sandworm"
This is almost always wrong. Arguably, EVERY story benefits from adding a huge subterranean worm with quasi-mystical or semi-supernatural powers, or equivalent (similar to Moby Dick).
Obviously the bigger the worm, the more literary quality it adds.
This is almost always wrong. Arguably, EVERY story benefits from adding a huge subterranean worm with quasi-mystical or semi-supernatural powers, or equivalent (similar to Moby Dick).
Obviously the bigger the worm, the more literary quality it adds.
And as things fell apart, nobody paid much attention!
December 22, 2025 at 5:04 AM
And as things fell apart, nobody paid much attention!
Blessed be the jackalpals
For they shall be called the children of Dog.
For they shall be called the children of Dog.
December 21, 2025 at 11:55 PM
Blessed be the jackalpals
For they shall be called the children of Dog.
For they shall be called the children of Dog.
Show me how your 2025 went:
December 21, 2025 at 1:31 PM
Show me how your 2025 went:
Dir: Is everything set for next weekend?
Me: With regards to what?
Dir: Is there going to be somebody working during the next two weeks?
Me: Bill will be here Monday and Tuesday?
Dir: All you needed to say was 'yes'. That's all I needed.
Me:... Okay. Sure.
This guy is such a rude fucking cunt.
Me: With regards to what?
Dir: Is there going to be somebody working during the next two weeks?
Me: Bill will be here Monday and Tuesday?
Dir: All you needed to say was 'yes'. That's all I needed.
Me:... Okay. Sure.
This guy is such a rude fucking cunt.
December 19, 2025 at 8:42 PM
Dir: Is everything set for next weekend?
Me: With regards to what?
Dir: Is there going to be somebody working during the next two weeks?
Me: Bill will be here Monday and Tuesday?
Dir: All you needed to say was 'yes'. That's all I needed.
Me:... Okay. Sure.
This guy is such a rude fucking cunt.
Me: With regards to what?
Dir: Is there going to be somebody working during the next two weeks?
Me: Bill will be here Monday and Tuesday?
Dir: All you needed to say was 'yes'. That's all I needed.
Me:... Okay. Sure.
This guy is such a rude fucking cunt.
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If you've never had a good look at the eyelashes on a greater roadrunner (Geococcyx californianus), check out the second picture. This one practically ran me over but stopped long enough to glare. Photo taken at Tingley Beach, Albuquerque on December 18, 2025.
#nature #naturephotography #birds
#nature #naturephotography #birds
December 19, 2025 at 1:25 AM
If you've never had a good look at the eyelashes on a greater roadrunner (Geococcyx californianus), check out the second picture. This one practically ran me over but stopped long enough to glare. Photo taken at Tingley Beach, Albuquerque on December 18, 2025.
#nature #naturephotography #birds
#nature #naturephotography #birds
I don't know who Peter is but I'll do whatever you tell me to, beer Godzilla.
December 18, 2025 at 9:43 PM
I don't know who Peter is but I'll do whatever you tell me to, beer Godzilla.
Awrrh. Raise one fer those who went West first.
December 18, 2025 at 2:44 AM
Awrrh. Raise one fer those who went West first.
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little doodle for @corsack.bsky.social ! a jackal offers a coyote a snack
December 17, 2025 at 2:45 PM
little doodle for @corsack.bsky.social ! a jackal offers a coyote a snack
Holy fuck, I can't believe I slept on "The Shining" all this time. That was an amazing read!
December 11, 2025 at 7:48 PM
Holy fuck, I can't believe I slept on "The Shining" all this time. That was an amazing read!
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Saw this adorable French animation ad and I had to share it over here! The style looks familiar but I can’t my finger on what group it is. Any ideas?
December 9, 2025 at 3:11 PM
Saw this adorable French animation ad and I had to share it over here! The style looks familiar but I can’t my finger on what group it is. Any ideas?
Forever damaging my friendship with @eratis.bsky.social by showing him 1998's "Lost in Space".
What a spitefully insulting movie that was. I had forgotten. Well except 'future smith's spider pack' which somehow got burned in there.
What a spitefully insulting movie that was. I had forgotten. Well except 'future smith's spider pack' which somehow got burned in there.
December 7, 2025 at 2:20 AM
Forever damaging my friendship with @eratis.bsky.social by showing him 1998's "Lost in Space".
What a spitefully insulting movie that was. I had forgotten. Well except 'future smith's spider pack' which somehow got burned in there.
What a spitefully insulting movie that was. I had forgotten. Well except 'future smith's spider pack' which somehow got burned in there.
SDJ got the rack out of the Pontiac and good GOD what a crack. Explains why it freely pissed fluid everywhere.
December 6, 2025 at 7:46 PM
SDJ got the rack out of the Pontiac and good GOD what a crack. Explains why it freely pissed fluid everywhere.
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Go howl at the Moon. Make a noise at it. Here are some examples if you are not sure which is right for you:
The traditional 'awooo'
The Coyotic 'yipyapaaaaah'
The Orthodox Jackalic 'Huuu-a'
The traditional 'awooo'
The Coyotic 'yipyapaaaaah'
The Orthodox Jackalic 'Huuu-a'
December 5, 2025 at 1:04 AM
Go howl at the Moon. Make a noise at it. Here are some examples if you are not sure which is right for you:
The traditional 'awooo'
The Coyotic 'yipyapaaaaah'
The Orthodox Jackalic 'Huuu-a'
The traditional 'awooo'
The Coyotic 'yipyapaaaaah'
The Orthodox Jackalic 'Huuu-a'
This is a fun warning label I've not seen before.
December 4, 2025 at 8:25 PM
This is a fun warning label I've not seen before.
"We're only making plans for jackal."
December 4, 2025 at 5:32 PM
"We're only making plans for jackal."
A good howin'-at Moon tonight, fuckos.
December 3, 2025 at 11:24 PM
A good howin'-at Moon tonight, fuckos.
Gave mom a call and stood outside chatting and marvelling at the Moon. Then saw the ISS go past. So that's twice I've seen that. Which is neat.
December 3, 2025 at 10:26 PM
Gave mom a call and stood outside chatting and marvelling at the Moon. Then saw the ISS go past. So that's twice I've seen that. Which is neat.
Today has been very difficult for me mentally. It's the first year without a birthday call from my grandma. I have some voicemails saved, thankfully. But now I've just gone and made myself sad. At least I kept it together during my workday.
December 3, 2025 at 9:30 PM
Today has been very difficult for me mentally. It's the first year without a birthday call from my grandma. I have some voicemails saved, thankfully. But now I've just gone and made myself sad. At least I kept it together during my workday.