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elspeth/emma 28/she born in hell
i really like ps3 era rpg slop. there was so much of this stuff
Dungeon Siege III - Limited Edition / PlayStation 3 / Square Enix / 2011
December 18, 2025 at 10:39 AM
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Estranged Parent subculture rules it's like "we are united by the fact that our children will not talk to us" which means it's going to largely self-select for the most insufferable people, so insufferable in fact that their own children have stopped speaking to them.
December 18, 2025 at 1:20 AM
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20s to 40s scifi: "The Amazing Men from Venus!"
50s to 70s scifi: "Go and Sing Your Sorrow To The Stars"
Modern scifi: "The Interregnum Empire Chronicles Book 6: Revenge on Centauri" (cover is an AI generated chad holding a gun and wearing artstation core tacticool armor)
December 16, 2025 at 9:56 AM
my life is going really poorly in so many ways but living with vivi is the best thing that's ever happened to me
December 18, 2025 at 10:36 AM
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colors
December 17, 2025 at 11:23 PM
after the battle hardened i think @fleshandbad.bsky.social's terra deck has kinda become an urban legend among seattle SAGE players, i keep hearing people whisper in hushed tones about how they know somebody who got stomped by aurora on sunday
December 18, 2025 at 5:39 AM
i got my first armoury 4-0 tonight on briar! the BH wasn't a fluke i really can win games :D
December 18, 2025 at 5:33 AM
i just now realized the chane i lost to in round 6 ended up winning the whole thing lol. he was a crazy good chane pilot and a really nice guy so i'm glad he won (and not just bcus it makes me feel less bad about losing)
Congratulations to our weekend Seattle winners!

Chris Iaali sliced and diced his way through the competition, taking down the Calling on Kassai of the Golden Sand 🪙

Andrew Rothermel shackled the Battle Hardened on Chane, securing his Silver Age win ⛓️

See the winning decklists: buff.ly/DjdDaMi
December 17, 2025 at 12:53 AM
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happy birthday final fantasy 13
December 16, 2025 at 9:49 PM
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Dude I am officially so done with speedrun leaderboard discourse
December 16, 2025 at 4:43 PM
i went 4-2-drop at BH seattle today on briar. i'm really proud of myself, i spent all yesterday with my girlfriend in the ER as she got minor emergency surgery and it was exhausting and i honestly didn't know if i had the BH in me, so to show up and do this well feels really amazing
December 14, 2025 at 10:07 PM
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Amidst The Doll’s Masquerade
Fears no oblivion
5/5
December 1, 2024 at 2:30 AM
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Amidst The Doll’s Masquerade
Fears no death
4/5
December 1, 2024 at 2:30 AM
yearly reminder that geoff keighley will not be admitted to the kingdom of heaven and will be eternally separated from the light of god
December 12, 2025 at 1:17 AM
my dog just died, i'm fine he was 15 and i spent like seven years preparing for it but wow i'm still crying a lot
December 11, 2025 at 8:51 PM
every night i go to bed and then wake up from a nightmare every two hours. i repeat this two to four times and then give up on sleep
December 9, 2025 at 9:57 AM
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November 14, 2024 at 11:40 PM
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Welcome to your Vape Wrapped 2025:

- you hit the vape 10625 times this year
- up 10% from last year
- February 17th must have been a stressful day, you good chief?
- You are now severely nickel poisoned. Feeling weak?
December 6, 2025 at 12:01 AM
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December 1, 2025 at 6:19 PM
biggest thing i had to realize when i got out into real life was that everyone else has a weirdly high opinion of themself... turns out its just me and my mom mostly who hate ourselves
December 4, 2025 at 1:15 AM
bet i got beat by like three girls who are having an even worse year than i am
December 3, 2025 at 7:02 PM
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so there's this guy #talesoftheabyss
November 20, 2025 at 10:35 PM
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Email to [email protected] with:
Artist name (EXACTLY as you wish it to appear)
Song title (EXACTLY as you wish it to appear)
One link to find more stuff from you!
BE SURE TO INCLUDE what song you are covering!!!
christmasasaurus.bandcamp.com/music
December 1, 2025 at 2:27 AM
hahahahahahaha god
December 1, 2025 at 12:07 AM
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I asked all my other manic + psychotic acquaintances and they said I'm normal and don't seem like a psychotic person \
November 29, 2025 at 4:04 PM