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Area Trophy Possessor 🏈🌪️🍻🏆 @areadan.bsky.social · 2d

even mediocre ones, or possibly even simply running the tagline by random people on the sidewalk

Area Trophy Possessor 🏈🌪️🍻🏆 @areadan.bsky.social · 2d

Was that a kerfluffle? A brouhaha? A skirmish? A fracas? Definitely didn't cross the threshold into a melee or a donnybrook.

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Area Trophy Possessor 🏈🌪️🍻🏆 @areadan.bsky.social · 2d

You made that up and I can't be convinced otherwise

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Area Trophy Possessor 🏈🌪️🍻🏆 @areadan.bsky.social · 2d

We simply have to do something about the way we assign brand names to pharmaceuticals in this country. Pluvicto?!?

We're just stringing random consonants and vowels together and we can do better. This is a national crisis.

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Area Trophy Possessor 🏈🌪️🍻🏆 @areadan.bsky.social · 2d

That drive alone featured 70 more passing yards than the Jets had all day

James Farris @chiefakajames.bsky.social · 2d

8 play, 81 yard drive to open the half. Reminder that the Jets had 82 yards total offense this morning.

Area Trophy Possessor 🏈🌪️🍻🏆 @areadan.bsky.social · 2d

When two separate companies you do business with both use stock photos with the same model on their homepages

a cartoon of two spidermans standing in front of a nypd van

ALT: a cartoon of two spidermans standing in front of a nypd van

media.tenor.com

Area Trophy Possessor 🏈🌪️🍻🏆 @areadan.bsky.social · 2d

Always enjoy the benefits election process that forces me to predict whether the next 12 months will have only routine medical expenses or if this is the year I finally get hit by a bus.

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Area Trophy Possessor 🏈🌪️🍻🏆 @areadan.bsky.social · 3d

a man in a suit and tie is standing in front of a door that says meeting in progress

ALT: a man in a suit and tie is standing in front of a door that says meeting in progress

media.tenor.com

Area Trophy Possessor 🏈🌪️🍻🏆 @areadan.bsky.social · 3d

Auburn was winning but they just couldn't land the plane

(That's a joke for like 4 people but the ones who get it will find it uproariously funny.)

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Area Trophy Possessor 🏈🌪️🍻🏆 @areadan.bsky.social · 3d

They've got the fancy flashing LEDs at the high school level now and I hate it

No Escalators @noescalators.bsky.social · 3d

I am watching the 4k feed which shows an in-stadium cam instead of commercials and this is honestly way too chaotic for just a change of possession break

Area Trophy Possessor 🏈🌪️🍻🏆 @areadan.bsky.social · 3d

Are these announcers making excuses for people throwing objects on to the field?

Area Trophy Possessor 🏈🌪️🍻🏆 @areadan.bsky.social · 3d

It is taking frankly Herculean strength to pace myself tonight

Tedflintkansas @tedflintkansas.bsky.social · 3d

Just sitting here drinking honey vodka out of the bottle. No you aren't handling this loss great.

Area Trophy Possessor 🏈🌪️🍻🏆 @areadan.bsky.social · 3d

Getting pasted by the modern-era offensively-inept Fighting Ferentzs should end your tenure

Rodger Sherman @rodger.bsky.social · 3d

more like Luke Fickle because his tenure at Wisconsin is marked by lack of steadfastness, constancy, or stability

Area Trophy Possessor 🏈🌪️🍻🏆 @areadan.bsky.social · 3d

Too many tabs

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Area Trophy Possessor 🏈🌪️🍻🏆 @areadan.bsky.social · 3d

Maybe this is the start of the much-needed correction in coaching contracts

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Area Trophy Possessor 🏈🌪️🍻🏆 @areadan.bsky.social · 3d

Truth be told that is now 3 of 7 games we've looked pretty crappy, and frankly the Iowa game wasn't great either. Can't blame it all on health.

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Area Trophy Possessor 🏈🌪️🍻🏆 @areadan.bsky.social · 3d

Real coaching debacle that was

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Area Trophy Possessor 🏈🌪️🍻🏆 @areadan.bsky.social · 3d

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Area Trophy Possessor 🏈🌪️🍻🏆 @areadan.bsky.social · 10d

Rough day for Cyclone fans, but it could have been worse...we aren't Penn State, we aren't Florida State, and we didn't get stabbed by a 69 year old dude (nice!) we picked a fight with

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Area Trophy Possessor 🏈🌪️🍻🏆 @areadan.bsky.social · 3d

Can someone explain this to me?

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Area Trophy Possessor 🏈🌪️🍻🏆 @areadan.bsky.social · 3d

Campbell will punt when trailing with 3 minutes to play but does that?

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Area Trophy Possessor 🏈🌪️🍻🏆 @areadan.bsky.social · 4d

This reminds me of that playoff hockey game years ago (my memory says Philly/Pittsburgh) the was in like the second period when I went out for the evening and was still going on when I got home...late.

Area Trophy Possessor 🏈🌪️🍻🏆 @areadan.bsky.social · 4d

ChatGPT, show me an example of "disheveled"

Area Trophy Possessor 🏈🌪️🍻🏆 @areadan.bsky.social · 5d

I just got a breaking news alert from my sports app because a 106-year-old fan of a mid-major basketball team who made a Final Four a few years ago died. I think it's time to revisit what qualifies as breaking news.

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Area Trophy Possessor 🏈🌪️🍻🏆 @areadan.bsky.social · 8d

In this house we only respect the original Prime Days, as the Founding Fathers intended

MiGhoul Squeals 👻🎃 @miggiesmalls.bsky.social · 8d

another amzn prime days??

Area Trophy Possessor 🏈🌪️🍻🏆 @areadan.bsky.social · 8d

Meh isn't bad, tough to recapture the magic though

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