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god's lil guy @asapanj.bsky.social · 1d

interesting, i didn't think about that!

i can def see the swear words helping convey tone a bit more accurately, esp for a non-speaker who might be too focused on reading the subtitles to hear tonal specifics

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god's lil guy @asapanj.bsky.social · 2d

love that Netflix has invented the concept of reverse censorship with Bads of Bollywood. the English subtitles have swear words every other sentence when the spoken Hindi dialogue is clean, insane

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god's lil guy @asapanj.bsky.social · 2d

bruhhh the guy saying "say no to drugs" directly to the camera hard cut to "directed by Aryan Khan" hits soooo hard that's so insanely funny

god's lil guy @asapanj.bsky.social · 2d

tiktok is now exclusively showing me british men pretending to avert bad historical events by flirting their way out. look

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onion person @junlper.beer · 8d

one of the most deeply infuriating aspects of american politics is close to half of americans would love if 20% of the country starved to death

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god's lil guy @asapanj.bsky.social · 9d

kinda related, i asked my dad this q & he goes "gal gadot? from harry potter?"

ofc i had to stop & rly delve into that. turns out he invented a collab between mcgonagall and dumbledore

god's lil guy @asapanj.bsky.social · 9d

did y'all know goodles is gal gadot's brand? first time i've seen a brand completely distance itself from its celeb founder to get more sales

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god's lil guy @asapanj.bsky.social · 9d

bought an $80 icecream maker in a moment of whimsy

took 2 weeks coming to terms with the colossal error i made considering i'm famously 1) anti-sweets 2) lactose intolerant 3) frugal 4) minimalist

just processed the return. so much relief. need to do this more often

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little lamb @puddleofbrain.bsky.social · 20d

I owe the human rights community a huge apology. I was under the impression that it was Riyadh, Arkansas

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god's lil guy @asapanj.bsky.social · 23d

reading through my google reviews & i'm realizing how much i love to treat those as a writing exercise. why did i write "deplorable, to say the least" who did i think i was

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god's lil guy @asapanj.bsky.social · 23d

seinfeld if he had a cat and was hindu: my cat's more religious than i am. every time she comes near me, she's bending her head for aashirvad

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god's lil guy @asapanj.bsky.social · 24d

there are days i love being Indian. and there are days i LOVE being Indian

screenshot of reddit post about incredibly charismatic veteran Indian actor Shah Rukh Khan catching Nitanshi Goel (an upcoming Indian actress) before Nitanshi stumbles backwards down the steps on the way to being given an award by the aforementioned actor:

reddit user 1, admiring: Yaar (friend, Hindi colloquialism) Shah Rukh is such a gentleman

reddit user 2, cynical: Yeah he is and he makes sure that everyone knows he is gentleman [sic].

reddit user 3, hilarious: So what was his alternative? Let her fall so the fact that he's a gentleman remains a state secret?

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god's lil guy @asapanj.bsky.social · 25d

amazon delivered my package to the neighbor across the hall so i figured the best way to handle it was to not knock on their door & take the package while quietly muttering "its my package" (to their door, nary a camera in sight)

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god's lil guy @asapanj.bsky.social · 25d

lead of a sitcom i grew up on (Keeping Up Appearances) just died. can't stop tearing up at this quote

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mother dysnomia 🌚 @mamatried.bsky.social · 28d

lol it’s this guy

Tweet from 11/2/24 showing Harry Sisson and his 4 friends in a car that reads “we’re Gen Z voters and we all PROUDLY voted for Kamala Harris! Real men support Harris”

Robert J O’Neill quotes it with

“You're not men. You're boys. If there was no social media, you would be my concubines.”

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god's lil guy @asapanj.bsky.social · 28d

just took my lil cat's cone off after 2 weeks. she scratched her ears for 2 min straight, my god she was suffering

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god's lil guy @asapanj.bsky.social · 28d

LOLLLLL immediately alienating all AI users, i'm dead that's so funny

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god's lil guy @asapanj.bsky.social · 28d

explain your username:

my name is anjali

big into a$ap ferg

a$ap anj

Jen Wang @jeniverseabr.bsky.social · 28d

Explain your username:

Before I started publishing under my full name, I made my FB writing page "Jeniverse Writings" since there were other Jen Wangs. Jeniverse came from the fact that I do so many different projects that I'm a multiverse. Abr = abridged because of the limited word count.

kelsey jaffer 👻 they/(ban)she(e) @kelatonin.bsky.social · 28d

Explain your username:

Kelsey ➡️ Kel

Melatonin help sleep

Kelatonin

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god's lil guy @asapanj.bsky.social · Oct 6

to everyone who suggested i use chatgpt to write the officiant speech for my best friend's wedding: thank god i don't listen to bad advice

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god's lil guy @asapanj.bsky.social · Oct 3

i can borrow awara paagal deewana (2002) from the library, oh it is so over for y'all

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god's lil guy @asapanj.bsky.social · Sep 26

cat is showing me an insane level of love 24 hrs post surgery & i'm convinced she thought i was abandoning her at the vet

my sweet baby i will die so you can eat my flesh

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god's lil guy @asapanj.bsky.social · Sep 25

never thought watching laszlo pee successfully would be a teary moment for me but here we are

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god's lil guy @asapanj.bsky.social · Sep 25

my cat loves to howl the entire way to the vet but the moment we enter, she's immediately fascinated by every other animal. she would've been such a great philosopher

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