Asher Langton
@asherlangton.bsky.social
Malicious software researcher. Technical debt collector. Aspiring woodturner. Former bus driver. He/him. Durham, NH.
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Asher Langton
@asherlangton.bsky.social
· Nov 21
Lots of fresh, artisanal blocks added.
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(I have no idea if Gödel actually discovered a loophole.)
February 10, 2026 at 12:17 AM
(I have no idea if Gödel actually discovered a loophole.)
Kurt Gödel has entered the chat.
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February 10, 2026 at 12:15 AM
Kurt Gödel has entered the chat.
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I really need people outside of Seattle to know how much Krist Novoselic sucks
![A screenshot of a Facebook post by Krist Novoselić:
A new proposal would prohibit clearing encampments unless local government provides higher levels of accommodation for shelter. Our state's ruling party is attempting to codify what appears to be a lifestyle. There's no longer any expectation of personal accountability.
Quoted post from Cascade Party Washington:
WA legislature proposal out of touch with worsening chronic addiction homelessness - read now in The Summit (independent press of Cascade Party WA).
[Link with a preview image of a person lying face down on the street next to a dumpster]](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:yfbs5wymp42eunwvyd57zsem/bafkreiapxbisw52e7xtxafnpnvonviqjfumlmhotqmqsgin7uteiy5qdn4@jpeg)
February 9, 2026 at 10:07 PM
I really need people outside of Seattle to know how much Krist Novoselic sucks
I’d pay pretty good money to go to the moon if it were an option. Obviously not through one of Elon’s companies, though. But think how amazing it would be to see Earth from the moon!
February 9, 2026 at 10:15 PM
I’d pay pretty good money to go to the moon if it were an option. Obviously not through one of Elon’s companies, though. But think how amazing it would be to see Earth from the moon!
the chuds were getting really mad yesterday over an AI-generated pic of Bad Bunny burning an American flag while wearing a dress in trans pride colors.
February 9, 2026 at 9:48 PM
the chuds were getting really mad yesterday over an AI-generated pic of Bad Bunny burning an American flag while wearing a dress in trans pride colors.
Glad to hear you’re doing better, Jake. I hope the improvement continues quickly.
February 9, 2026 at 9:46 PM
Glad to hear you’re doing better, Jake. I hope the improvement continues quickly.
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Reached out to Ed Martin to ask if he'd comprehended that this was satire, and asked him whether he's even seen Arrested Development before. Will report back if he responds.
February 9, 2026 at 6:30 PM
Reached out to Ed Martin to ask if he'd comprehended that this was satire, and asked him whether he's even seen Arrested Development before. Will report back if he responds.
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Is there some sort of award for perfectly missing the point?
February 9, 2026 at 3:57 PM
Is there some sort of award for perfectly missing the point?
Yeah, I also have an 03. Not sure why they send us all the commercial FFL updates, like gun store burglaries and this.
February 9, 2026 at 4:26 PM
Yeah, I also have an 03. Not sure why they send us all the commercial FFL updates, like gun store burglaries and this.
Gonna tell my kids that this was the TPUSA halftime show
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CPAC Rap, 2/10/12
YouTube video by HuffPost Politics
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February 9, 2026 at 3:20 PM
Gonna tell my kids that this was the TPUSA halftime show
www.youtube.com/watch?v=2c0P...
www.youtube.com/watch?v=2c0P...
tfw it’s almost 9am and nobody has taken you romping in the snow yet
February 9, 2026 at 1:58 PM
tfw it’s almost 9am and nobody has taken you romping in the snow yet
Totally normal response to HS students staging a walkout.
February 8, 2026 at 10:50 PM
Totally normal response to HS students staging a walkout.
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VC, founder, dumbass
February 8, 2026 at 9:37 PM
VC, founder, dumbass
Working our way over to the neighborhood pond to romp with other dogs on the ice.
February 8, 2026 at 9:44 PM
Working our way over to the neighborhood pond to romp with other dogs on the ice.
She’s always left me the sweetest notes. bsky.app/profile/ashe...
February 8, 2026 at 3:48 PM
She’s always left me the sweetest notes. bsky.app/profile/ashe...
Just found an old note from my daughter in my bedside drawer.
![Handwritten note on wide-lined paper. There’s a Windows Vista logo in 4 colors, then the text “Window’s Vista’s support ended on April 16th, 2017. Plus on that day it was Anniah’s [?] birthday!”](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:oimylb2jzdnpjaprzidyalyb/bafkreifde2pvh7angjpouz4v5qwis4nlcn3lbusbn2urk72rszkdmcjdwi@jpeg)
February 8, 2026 at 3:48 PM
Just found an old note from my daughter in my bedside drawer.
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Seems odd that you posted almost the exact same wording as another user roughly 20 min apart. Care to comment?
February 8, 2026 at 12:24 AM
Seems odd that you posted almost the exact same wording as another user roughly 20 min apart. Care to comment?
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Please stop liking and reposting that Scott Horton guy, he’s plagiarizing other people’s posts and has been a menace on here for a while. Doesn’t respond to people either, just blocks critics.
February 7, 2026 at 11:24 PM
Please stop liking and reposting that Scott Horton guy, he’s plagiarizing other people’s posts and has been a menace on here for a while. Doesn’t respond to people either, just blocks critics.
The fuck is wrong with these people?
February 7, 2026 at 10:12 PM
The fuck is wrong with these people?
Scott Horton is a clout-chasing liar.
Check the words. Check the time stamps.
Fucking clown shit.
Fucking clown shit.
February 7, 2026 at 10:11 PM
Scott Horton is a clout-chasing liar.
Block @robertscotthorton.bsky.social. His posts are either fabricated or plagiarized.
1,000 reskeets and it's totally made up, that's a photo from Los Angeles, stop sharing this disinfo-spreader
February 7, 2026 at 10:10 PM
Block @robertscotthorton.bsky.social. His posts are either fabricated or plagiarized.
5A and I will not answer any further questions.
February 7, 2026 at 1:58 PM
5A and I will not answer any further questions.
Ross Smith of Ross G. Smith Contracting (Hudson, NH) thinks it's appropriate to call HS students "retards".
February 7, 2026 at 12:21 AM
Ross Smith of Ross G. Smith Contracting (Hudson, NH) thinks it's appropriate to call HS students "retards".