Asher Langton
@asherlangton.bsky.social
Malicious software researcher. Technical debt collector. Aspiring woodturner. Former bus driver. He/him. Durham, NH.
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Asher Langton
@asherlangton.bsky.social
· Nov 21
Lots of fresh, artisanal blocks added.
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people are just putting up blatantly AI-generated item pictures on eBay
February 12, 2026 at 3:15 AM
people are just putting up blatantly AI-generated item pictures on eBay
This also appears to confirm the redacted identity of the torture video email.
A Reuters photographer captured this image of a page from Pam Bondi's "burn book," which she used to counter any questions from Democratic lawmakers during an unhinged hearing today.
It looks like the DOJ monitored members of Congress’s searches of the unredacted Epstein files.
Just wow.
It looks like the DOJ monitored members of Congress’s searches of the unredacted Epstein files.
Just wow.
February 12, 2026 at 12:51 AM
This also appears to confirm the redacted identity of the torture video email.
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well this tracks
February 12, 2026 at 12:19 AM
well this tracks
The moderate position on ICE violates this site’s terms of service.
This is the aftermath of an ICE kidnapping a few blocks from my home in St. Paul—an hour ago. A quiet street full of broken glass and at least three wrecked cars. The target of the kidnapping was taken away by ambulance. He was on a stretcher and covered by a sheet, though a cop said he was alive.
February 11, 2026 at 5:02 PM
The moderate position on ICE violates this site’s terms of service.
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This is the aftermath of an ICE kidnapping a few blocks from my home in St. Paul—an hour ago. A quiet street full of broken glass and at least three wrecked cars. The target of the kidnapping was taken away by ambulance. He was on a stretcher and covered by a sheet, though a cop said he was alive.
February 11, 2026 at 4:46 PM
This is the aftermath of an ICE kidnapping a few blocks from my home in St. Paul—an hour ago. A quiet street full of broken glass and at least three wrecked cars. The target of the kidnapping was taken away by ambulance. He was on a stretcher and covered by a sheet, though a cop said he was alive.
Digging out from the storm.
February 11, 2026 at 1:02 PM
Digging out from the storm.
Kurt Gödel has entered the chat.
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February 10, 2026 at 12:15 AM
Kurt Gödel has entered the chat.
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/G%C3%B6...
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/G%C3%B6...
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I really need people outside of Seattle to know how much Krist Novoselic sucks
![A screenshot of a Facebook post by Krist Novoselić:
A new proposal would prohibit clearing encampments unless local government provides higher levels of accommodation for shelter. Our state's ruling party is attempting to codify what appears to be a lifestyle. There's no longer any expectation of personal accountability.
Quoted post from Cascade Party Washington:
WA legislature proposal out of touch with worsening chronic addiction homelessness - read now in The Summit (independent press of Cascade Party WA).
[Link with a preview image of a person lying face down on the street next to a dumpster]](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:yfbs5wymp42eunwvyd57zsem/bafkreiapxbisw52e7xtxafnpnvonviqjfumlmhotqmqsgin7uteiy5qdn4@jpeg)
February 9, 2026 at 10:07 PM
I really need people outside of Seattle to know how much Krist Novoselic sucks
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Reached out to Ed Martin to ask if he'd comprehended that this was satire, and asked him whether he's even seen Arrested Development before. Will report back if he responds.
February 9, 2026 at 6:30 PM
Reached out to Ed Martin to ask if he'd comprehended that this was satire, and asked him whether he's even seen Arrested Development before. Will report back if he responds.
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Is there some sort of award for perfectly missing the point?
February 9, 2026 at 3:57 PM
Is there some sort of award for perfectly missing the point?
Gonna tell my kids that this was the TPUSA halftime show
www.youtube.com/watch?v=2c0P...
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CPAC Rap, 2/10/12
YouTube video by HuffPost Politics
www.youtube.com
February 9, 2026 at 3:20 PM
Gonna tell my kids that this was the TPUSA halftime show
www.youtube.com/watch?v=2c0P...
www.youtube.com/watch?v=2c0P...
tfw it’s almost 9am and nobody has taken you romping in the snow yet
February 9, 2026 at 1:58 PM
tfw it’s almost 9am and nobody has taken you romping in the snow yet
Totally normal response to HS students staging a walkout.
February 8, 2026 at 10:50 PM
Totally normal response to HS students staging a walkout.
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VC, founder, dumbass
February 8, 2026 at 9:37 PM
VC, founder, dumbass
Working our way over to the neighborhood pond to romp with other dogs on the ice.
February 8, 2026 at 9:44 PM
Working our way over to the neighborhood pond to romp with other dogs on the ice.
Just found an old note from my daughter in my bedside drawer.
![Handwritten note on wide-lined paper. There’s a Windows Vista logo in 4 colors, then the text “Window’s Vista’s support ended on April 16th, 2017. Plus on that day it was Anniah’s [?] birthday!”](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:oimylb2jzdnpjaprzidyalyb/bafkreifde2pvh7angjpouz4v5qwis4nlcn3lbusbn2urk72rszkdmcjdwi@jpeg)
February 8, 2026 at 3:48 PM
Just found an old note from my daughter in my bedside drawer.
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Seems odd that you posted almost the exact same wording as another user roughly 20 min apart. Care to comment?
February 8, 2026 at 12:24 AM
Seems odd that you posted almost the exact same wording as another user roughly 20 min apart. Care to comment?
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Please stop liking and reposting that Scott Horton guy, he’s plagiarizing other people’s posts and has been a menace on here for a while. Doesn’t respond to people either, just blocks critics.
February 7, 2026 at 11:24 PM
Please stop liking and reposting that Scott Horton guy, he’s plagiarizing other people’s posts and has been a menace on here for a while. Doesn’t respond to people either, just blocks critics.
Block @robertscotthorton.bsky.social. His posts are either fabricated or plagiarized.
1,000 reskeets and it's totally made up, that's a photo from Los Angeles, stop sharing this disinfo-spreader
February 7, 2026 at 10:10 PM
Block @robertscotthorton.bsky.social. His posts are either fabricated or plagiarized.
The chuds found a FB post about a walkout today at my kids' high school here in Durham, and one of them said it was evidence of "why NC is at the bottom of the education chain."
Reader, we live in New Hampshire.
Reader, we live in New Hampshire.
February 7, 2026 at 12:04 AM
The chuds found a FB post about a walkout today at my kids' high school here in Durham, and one of them said it was evidence of "why NC is at the bottom of the education chain."
Reader, we live in New Hampshire.
Reader, we live in New Hampshire.
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Holy shit you gotta see how fucking soy this Nazi white supremacist Jake Lang looks doing little baby kicks to knock over an ice sculpture lmaooooo
February 6, 2026 at 3:53 PM
Holy shit you gotta see how fucking soy this Nazi white supremacist Jake Lang looks doing little baby kicks to knock over an ice sculpture lmaooooo
I was wondering why the antenna on my birdfeeder camera kept coming loose.
February 6, 2026 at 5:16 PM
I was wondering why the antenna on my birdfeeder camera kept coming loose.
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They're Abrego-Garcia-ing a child -- punishing him because his very existence is inconvenient to them. It's gutter bigotry and petulant sadism all the way down.
BREAKING: The federal government has filed a motion seeking to end asylum claims for the family of Liam Conejo Ramos, according to the lawyer representing the family.
DHS has requested expedited deportation proceedings against family of Liam Conejo Ramos
The federal government has filed a motion seeking to end asylum claims for the family of Liam Conejo Ramos, according to the lawyer representing the family.
www.mprnews.org
February 6, 2026 at 1:29 PM
They're Abrego-Garcia-ing a child -- punishing him because his very existence is inconvenient to them. It's gutter bigotry and petulant sadism all the way down.
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It's fascinating how Epstein's tentacles tied together some of most destructive trends and factions in modern public life.
I mean, here's the "polymath" Gelernter defending birtherism.
slate.com/news-and-pol...
I mean, here's the "polymath" Gelernter defending birtherism.
slate.com/news-and-pol...
The Yale Professor Who Knows “the Real Reason” Liberals Hate Trump Defends His Op-Ed, the President, and Birtherism
“A lot of people were not born in America. Don’t restrict my freedom to ask questions that are perfectly legitimate.”
slate.com
February 5, 2026 at 5:06 PM
It's fascinating how Epstein's tentacles tied together some of most destructive trends and factions in modern public life.
I mean, here's the "polymath" Gelernter defending birtherism.
slate.com/news-and-pol...
I mean, here's the "polymath" Gelernter defending birtherism.
slate.com/news-and-pol...
Email just sent out from ATF to federal firearms licensees. (Red HOAX text added by me, since their unannotated attachment is already causing confusion.)
![Notice of Enhanced Protection Policies for Homeland Security Agents
Constitutional rights are a privilege for American citizens, not a guarantee. The United States Government is committed to the protection of the brave government agents who safeguard our borders from the tyranny of foreign invaders, but recently those same agents have found themselves under assault from hostile internal adversaries. In order to better safeguard the Immigration and Customs Enforcement (ICE) agents during upcoming deployment actions in the Houston, Texas area, the United States Government is instituting a temporary suspension of the rights granted by the Second Ammendment[sic] of the United State Constitution. You and all associated employees are hereby required to implement the following policies:
1. Should an ICE officer report to your premises, you must immediately provide a full inventory and record of any and all firearms located on site, along with a log of any personnel with access to said firearms. Failure to comply or providing an inaccurate account may subject you to criminal prosecution under 18 USC § 1001.
2. Should you or any individuals located on your premises carry any firearms on their person, upon arrival of one or more ICE officers said individuals must immediately declare said firearms and peacefully surrender them to the agents). Failure to do so in a timely manner will be interpreted as a deliberate act of domestic terrorism, which may result in both prosecution and aggressive response by government officers.
2.[sic] This notice is to remain displayed on your premises until further instruction is received from the Department of Homeland Security. Removal of this notice will be considered destruction of government property and will result in prosecution under 18 USC § 1361 We appreciate your full cooperation and understanding during these challenging times, and are proud of the contributions of local communities to Make America Safe Again.](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:oimylb2jzdnpjaprzidyalyb/bafkreidwh26oue3uiacrihlqzdw6jgjvynjfphn4dopr4e3q452mg23icm@jpeg)
February 5, 2026 at 9:27 PM
Email just sent out from ATF to federal firearms licensees. (Red HOAX text added by me, since their unannotated attachment is already causing confusion.)