Asher Langton
@asherlangton.bsky.social
Malicious software researcher. Technical debt collector. Aspiring woodturner. Former bus driver. He/him. Durham, NH.
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Asher Langton
@asherlangton.bsky.social
· Nov 21
Lots of fresh, artisanal blocks added.
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Seems odd that you posted almost the exact same wording as another user roughly 20 min apart. Care to comment?
February 8, 2026 at 12:24 AM
Seems odd that you posted almost the exact same wording as another user roughly 20 min apart. Care to comment?
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Please stop liking and reposting that Scott Horton guy, he’s plagiarizing other people’s posts and has been a menace on here for a while. Doesn’t respond to people either, just blocks critics.
February 7, 2026 at 11:24 PM
Please stop liking and reposting that Scott Horton guy, he’s plagiarizing other people’s posts and has been a menace on here for a while. Doesn’t respond to people either, just blocks critics.
Block @robertscotthorton.bsky.social. His posts are either fabricated or plagiarized.
1,000 reskeets and it's totally made up, that's a photo from Los Angeles, stop sharing this disinfo-spreader
February 7, 2026 at 10:10 PM
Block @robertscotthorton.bsky.social. His posts are either fabricated or plagiarized.
The chuds found a FB post about a walkout today at my kids' high school here in Durham, and one of them said it was evidence of "why NC is at the bottom of the education chain."
Reader, we live in New Hampshire.
Reader, we live in New Hampshire.
February 7, 2026 at 12:04 AM
The chuds found a FB post about a walkout today at my kids' high school here in Durham, and one of them said it was evidence of "why NC is at the bottom of the education chain."
Reader, we live in New Hampshire.
Reader, we live in New Hampshire.
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Holy shit you gotta see how fucking soy this Nazi white supremacist Jake Lang looks doing little baby kicks to knock over an ice sculpture lmaooooo
February 6, 2026 at 3:53 PM
Holy shit you gotta see how fucking soy this Nazi white supremacist Jake Lang looks doing little baby kicks to knock over an ice sculpture lmaooooo
I was wondering why the antenna on my birdfeeder camera kept coming loose.
February 6, 2026 at 5:16 PM
I was wondering why the antenna on my birdfeeder camera kept coming loose.
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They're Abrego-Garcia-ing a child -- punishing him because his very existence is inconvenient to them. It's gutter bigotry and petulant sadism all the way down.
BREAKING: The federal government has filed a motion seeking to end asylum claims for the family of Liam Conejo Ramos, according to the lawyer representing the family.
DHS has requested expedited deportation proceedings against family of Liam Conejo Ramos
The federal government has filed a motion seeking to end asylum claims for the family of Liam Conejo Ramos, according to the lawyer representing the family.
www.mprnews.org
February 6, 2026 at 1:29 PM
They're Abrego-Garcia-ing a child -- punishing him because his very existence is inconvenient to them. It's gutter bigotry and petulant sadism all the way down.
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It's fascinating how Epstein's tentacles tied together some of most destructive trends and factions in modern public life.
I mean, here's the "polymath" Gelernter defending birtherism.
slate.com/news-and-pol...
I mean, here's the "polymath" Gelernter defending birtherism.
slate.com/news-and-pol...
The Yale Professor Who Knows “the Real Reason” Liberals Hate Trump Defends His Op-Ed, the President, and Birtherism
“A lot of people were not born in America. Don’t restrict my freedom to ask questions that are perfectly legitimate.”
slate.com
February 5, 2026 at 5:06 PM
It's fascinating how Epstein's tentacles tied together some of most destructive trends and factions in modern public life.
I mean, here's the "polymath" Gelernter defending birtherism.
slate.com/news-and-pol...
I mean, here's the "polymath" Gelernter defending birtherism.
slate.com/news-and-pol...
Email just sent out from ATF to federal firearms licensees. (Red HOAX text added by me, since their unannotated attachment is already causing confusion.)
![Notice of Enhanced Protection Policies for Homeland Security Agents
Constitutional rights are a privilege for American citizens, not a guarantee. The United States Government is committed to the protection of the brave government agents who safeguard our borders from the tyranny of foreign invaders, but recently those same agents have found themselves under assault from hostile internal adversaries. In order to better safeguard the Immigration and Customs Enforcement (ICE) agents during upcoming deployment actions in the Houston, Texas area, the United States Government is instituting a temporary suspension of the rights granted by the Second Ammendment[sic] of the United State Constitution. You and all associated employees are hereby required to implement the following policies:
1. Should an ICE officer report to your premises, you must immediately provide a full inventory and record of any and all firearms located on site, along with a log of any personnel with access to said firearms. Failure to comply or providing an inaccurate account may subject you to criminal prosecution under 18 USC § 1001.
2. Should you or any individuals located on your premises carry any firearms on their person, upon arrival of one or more ICE officers said individuals must immediately declare said firearms and peacefully surrender them to the agents). Failure to do so in a timely manner will be interpreted as a deliberate act of domestic terrorism, which may result in both prosecution and aggressive response by government officers.
2.[sic] This notice is to remain displayed on your premises until further instruction is received from the Department of Homeland Security. Removal of this notice will be considered destruction of government property and will result in prosecution under 18 USC § 1361 We appreciate your full cooperation and understanding during these challenging times, and are proud of the contributions of local communities to Make America Safe Again.](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:oimylb2jzdnpjaprzidyalyb/bafkreidwh26oue3uiacrihlqzdw6jgjvynjfphn4dopr4e3q452mg23icm@jpeg)
February 5, 2026 at 9:27 PM
Email just sent out from ATF to federal firearms licensees. (Red HOAX text added by me, since their unannotated attachment is already causing confusion.)
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He plotted to do another Jan 6th in front of me once in the State House cafeteria
February 5, 2026 at 6:32 PM
He plotted to do another Jan 6th in front of me once in the State House cafeteria
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Yale prof David Gelernter defends his letter urging Epstein to hire "v small goodlooking blonde" student by saying that he was "keep[ing] the potential boss's habits in mind."
This creep shouldn't be allowed anywhere near students.
yaledailynews.com/articles/gel...
This creep shouldn't be allowed anywhere near students.
yaledailynews.com/articles/gel...
February 5, 2026 at 2:27 PM
Yale prof David Gelernter defends his letter urging Epstein to hire "v small goodlooking blonde" student by saying that he was "keep[ing] the potential boss's habits in mind."
This creep shouldn't be allowed anywhere near students.
yaledailynews.com/articles/gel...
This creep shouldn't be allowed anywhere near students.
yaledailynews.com/articles/gel...
The wind has been gradually rotating the feeder and I don't feel like trudging through knee-deep snow to fix it. But here are a couple new visitors, with our dilapidated garden shed in the background.
February 4, 2026 at 6:40 PM
The wind has been gradually rotating the feeder and I don't feel like trudging through knee-deep snow to fix it. But here are a couple new visitors, with our dilapidated garden shed in the background.
Nancy Mace has an auto responder for comments containing the word “drugs”.
February 4, 2026 at 6:10 PM
Nancy Mace has an auto responder for comments containing the word “drugs”.
Bohemian Rhapsody. Three of the most annoying songs ever written.
Fuck your favourite song. Tell me your least favourite song. The one that makes you die inside the moment you hear the first 3 seconds.
February 4, 2026 at 1:57 AM
Bohemian Rhapsody. Three of the most annoying songs ever written.
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Here's the full post in the Star Tribune liveblog for posterity since it doesn't have a stable URL to link to:
February 3, 2026 at 10:29 PM
Here's the full post in the Star Tribune liveblog for posterity since it doesn't have a stable URL to link to:
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The racists on Facebook are being very normal about Bad Bunny
February 3, 2026 at 8:14 PM
The racists on Facebook are being very normal about Bad Bunny
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there are in fact extremely graphic allegations against Thomas in the files BUT they’re contained within an extremely weird, rambling email that does not seem reliable
Clarence Thomas hit with astonishing accusation in Epstein files
Clarence Thomas hit with astonishing accusation in Epstein files
Conservative Supreme Court Justice Clarence Thomas was named in an allegation sent by email to two federal judges and discussed last August by federal prosecutors in New York, the Justice Department’s Friday release of around 3.5 million Jeffrey Epstein files has revealed.Given the sheer volume of E...
bit.ly
February 3, 2026 at 3:30 PM
there are in fact extremely graphic allegations against Thomas in the files BUT they’re contained within an extremely weird, rambling email that does not seem reliable
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Agent: These guys were all threatening us yesterday with hand guns.
...
Agent: *Hand* guns, like threatening to shoot us.
Reporter: You mean like with hand symbols?
A: Pulling them out, trying to engage us.
R: Pulling out literal guns?
A: No. Making... assuming we were going to do something.
...
Agent: *Hand* guns, like threatening to shoot us.
Reporter: You mean like with hand symbols?
A: Pulling them out, trying to engage us.
R: Pulling out literal guns?
A: No. Making... assuming we were going to do something.
February 3, 2026 at 3:32 PM
Agent: These guys were all threatening us yesterday with hand guns.
...
Agent: *Hand* guns, like threatening to shoot us.
Reporter: You mean like with hand symbols?
A: Pulling them out, trying to engage us.
R: Pulling out literal guns?
A: No. Making... assuming we were going to do something.
...
Agent: *Hand* guns, like threatening to shoot us.
Reporter: You mean like with hand symbols?
A: Pulling them out, trying to engage us.
R: Pulling out literal guns?
A: No. Making... assuming we were going to do something.
You really don’t have to hand it to Norman Finkelstein.
For everyone who still thinks Norman Finkelstein is on the left, here he is attacking Angela Davis for not hating trans people.
BTW, Angela Davis is great on Palestine too, and unlike Finkelstein, does it without being a raging bigot.
www.normanfinkelstein.com/of-pronouns-...
BTW, Angela Davis is great on Palestine too, and unlike Finkelstein, does it without being a raging bigot.
www.normanfinkelstein.com/of-pronouns-...
Of Pronouns and Ants (Angela Davis Speaks Out)
I listened to Angela Davis’s recent speech commemorating the 98th birthday of Malcolm X. It was basically a paean to woke politics. Looking back at the past couple of decades, an epidemiologist m…
www.normanfinkelstein.com
February 3, 2026 at 2:41 AM
You really don’t have to hand it to Norman Finkelstein.
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Current U.S. Ambassador to Malaysia, btw.
Of all the things in the history of the world that definitely did not happen - this is the pinnacle.
February 3, 2026 at 2:14 AM
Current U.S. Ambassador to Malaysia, btw.
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DHS said that the woman CBP shot in the chest in Portland was “involved” in a gang shooting.
Her ~involvement~ was that suspected gang members sexually assaulted and robbed her.
Her ~involvement~ was that suspected gang members sexually assaulted and robbed her.
After Border Patrol shot two people in Portland, DHS claimed they were "vicious gang members" tied to a past shooting.
But records I obtained reveal a US prosecutor has since directly contradicted DHS, saying, "We're not suggesting he is a gang member." My dive into how DHS' claims have collapsed:
But records I obtained reveal a US prosecutor has since directly contradicted DHS, saying, "We're not suggesting he is a gang member." My dive into how DHS' claims have collapsed:
DHS’s account of two Venezuelans shot by border patrol falls apart in court: ‘A smear campaign’
Immigration officials said agent shot two ‘vicious gang members’ in Portland, but records obtained by the Guardian reveal US prosecutor contradicted claims
www.theguardian.com
February 3, 2026 at 2:02 AM
DHS said that the woman CBP shot in the chest in Portland was “involved” in a gang shooting.
Her ~involvement~ was that suspected gang members sexually assaulted and robbed her.
Her ~involvement~ was that suspected gang members sexually assaulted and robbed her.
that guy from TRAPT is currently trying to punch holes in the drywall at his girlfriend's house
February 2, 2026 at 7:37 PM
that guy from TRAPT is currently trying to punch holes in the drywall at his girlfriend's house
Willie Dustice-ass names.
Turning Point USA has announced the performers for their alternative Super Bowl halftime show:
Kid Rock, Brantley Gilbert, Lee Brice, and Gabby Barrett
Kid Rock, Brantley Gilbert, Lee Brice, and Gabby Barrett
February 2, 2026 at 6:55 PM
Willie Dustice-ass names.
Noncancellable subscription auto renewals should be banned. I’m looking at you, @wired.com. I contacted customer service immediately after receiving the PayPal notification, but now I’m stuck with an $80 subscription I don’t want.
Reputable companies don’t do this.
Reputable companies don’t do this.
February 2, 2026 at 6:44 PM
Noncancellable subscription auto renewals should be banned. I’m looking at you, @wired.com. I contacted customer service immediately after receiving the PayPal notification, but now I’m stuck with an $80 subscription I don’t want.
Reputable companies don’t do this.
Reputable companies don’t do this.
Maybe we don't need to keep making up things to get mad about?
If she really is pregnant she shouldn't be doing the kinds of drugs she's apparently doing.
i.redd.it/u8cgs9oab0hg...
i.redd.it/u8cgs9oab0hg...
February 2, 2026 at 5:52 PM
Maybe we don't need to keep making up things to get mad about?