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SAL @sarahannelloyd.com · 1h

how dare you bring out A-Rod for this

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SAL @sarahannelloyd.com · 1h

Mariners fans have such strong feelings and such fierce loyalty and nobody's psyche is fully prepared for this

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SAL @sarahannelloyd.com · 1h

and it is OUR POINT, I am honestly welling up a little bit, omg all these shots of the fans in the stands are so good

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SAL @sarahannelloyd.com · 1h

A POINT!!!! IT HAS APPEARED!!!!!!!!!!!!

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SAL @sarahannelloyd.com · 1h

I screamed a lil bit

Chris Berube @chrisberube.bsky.social · 1h

"Oh yeah? You like baseball? What if I make you smoke *an entire pack* of baseball?"

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Chris Berube @chrisberube.bsky.social · 1h

"Oh yeah? You like baseball? What if I make you smoke *an entire pack* of baseball?"

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Mattilda B Sycamore @mbsycamore.bsky.social · 1h

Say it!!!🔥

derek guy @dieworkwear.bsky.social · 1h

in 2011, the president of antifa hired me to give fashion consultancy to the organization. i recommended everyone wear navy suits with tan shoes, dress sneakers, and golf polos with slim chinos. if you arrested everyone today wearing these things, you'd destroy antifa

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kat, ghost of helenruthsghost @chaoskat.bsky.social · 2h

After the 15th inning it is time to replace one player with a dog until someone wins or it's all dogs.

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SAL @sarahannelloyd.com · 1h

of course when the Mariners make the playoffs they make it as stressful as they possibly can

Amy McCarthy @aemccarthy.bsky.social · 1h

15 innings is too many

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SAL @sarahannelloyd.com · 8h

What's the weird beat you won't let go? For me, it's Justin Bieber's abandoned monkey. (Turns out he's doing great, in case you also periodically worry about him)

serengeti-park.com/media/75/dow...

Findings show that Mally has integrated well into the existing capuchin group in
Serengeti-Park. Since Mally came to his conspecifics before the beginning of
puberty, he was able to learn the typical behaviour of capuchins despite being hand-
raised. However, Mally does show atypical behaviour, such as his high level of
interaction with humans compared to other members of his group. This may be due
to being hand-raised and the resulting attachment to humans. Findings also show
that Mally spends less time on food foraging or generally in the energy gain
category. On the other hand, the proportion of inactivity is higher than in other
studies and may be due to the captivity aspect and the food supplementation by
humans. To reduce inactivity, employment opportunities may be expanded for the
capuchins, i.e. adding more dynamic branching (e.g. swinging ropes) to expand
range of play, and making access to their normal diet more complicated so that
animals spend more time searching for food, otherwise they are deprived of a lot of
locomotion and searching effort. A follow-up study is recommended, with an
additional understanding of how the animal species should spend their day and
increased employment opportunities. This could help to show whether the activity
budget of the animals was improved.

SAL @sarahannelloyd.com · 10h

I think there's also the idea of trying to give people their own rope — although if we've learned anything from the reaction to Charles K's death, people, at best, tend to have real selective comprehension about that kind of thing

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SAL @sarahannelloyd.com · 1d

"Where's getting-yelled-at derangement syndrome?" - @ajtigner.bsky.social

SAL @sarahannelloyd.com · 1d

I think she got a Trump derangement lobotomy

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SAL @sarahannelloyd.com · 1d

Brandi Kruse taught me so much about not giving people the benefit of the doubt. She keeps showing a little more of her entire ass every dang year.

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SAL @sarahannelloyd.com · 2d

(Both of these were for @tonyprichard.bsky.social's Decadent Technologies class, which was very fun in general.)

SAL @sarahannelloyd.com · 2d

There's no way this paper was ever ready for prime time (it got an A anyway, thanks prof), but it was one of my favorite ones to write.

The Technology of Fixed Identity:
The Art of Jerking Yourself Off From Mirrors to New Media

“But, when she saw herself in the mirror, her face astonished her ... Some subtle influence diffused over her person transfigured it. ‘I have a lover! a lover!’ she kept repeating to herself” –Charles Flaubert, Madame Bovary, 1856 (199)

“I don’t trust mirrors so I always take Polaroids” – Cher Horowitz, Clueless, 1995

“Two thumbs up for rubbing alcohol” –kid on YouTube who lit himself on fire while wearing a banana suit, circa 2008

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SAL @sarahannelloyd.com · 2d

I don't think that's selfish! I think it's reasonable and something that most folks with chronic conditions can relate to on some level.

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SAL @sarahannelloyd.com · 2d

I'm going through some old college papers and how the fuck didn't they diagnose me with ADHD until I was 30 lol

(Note: I'm using a rhetorical device here, I'm not literally being put on trial for being a mess)

Exhibits Two and Three, Planner and Notes, Respectively, Have Been Lost; the Defendant offers the following explanation:

My planner has been under my bed all quarter. I was able to recover my notes for Cybernetic Fiction and Recycled Cinema, but even though I kicked my Cybernetic Fiction and Decadent Technologies notes into my closet at about the same time, they were, apparently, nowhere near one another.

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SAL @sarahannelloyd.com · 2d

Citing himself at the bottom of the image like he's a boomer Facebook meme page

Jamie Dupree @jamiedupree.bsky.social · 2d

Let's check in on the Senate floor where Sen. Tommy Tuberville R-AL is now speaking

SAL @sarahannelloyd.com · 2d

Hell yeah www.endlessmode.com/article/nint...

Nintendo's Baseball History: Why Ken Griffey Jr. and the Seattle Mariners Should Be Honorary Smash Bros.

As the Seattle Mariners continue their playoff run, we look at the team's long relationship with Nintendo, and the video games it inspired.

www.endlessmode.com

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SAL @sarahannelloyd.com · 2d

Bondi. It's a decentralized group. You're taking a bucket of Legos and saying you're going to take them apart.

Mark Chadbourn @chadbourn.bsky.social · 2d

Attorney General Pam Bondi: “Just like we did with cartels, we're going to take the same approach, President Trump, with Antifa. Destroy the entire organisation from top to bottom. We're going to take them apart."

SAL @sarahannelloyd.com · 2d

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Justin Baragona @justinbaragona.bsky.social · 2d

The very first article that the White House highlights is from the BBC, which spoke to a resident near the ICE facility who says they have to sleep with a gas mask because of all the tear gas being used.

Pretty sure the feds are the ones using the tear gas, not antifa.

www.bbc.com/news/article...

How Portland is wrestling with Trump protests, National Guard threat

As Trump threatens military action, residents in Portland tell the BBC about life amid the protests.

www.bbc.com

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SAL @sarahannelloyd.com · 2d

I like how the only report they cite that actually supports their point is from Fox News (and the others are the ~*~evil~*~ "mainstream media")

Justin Baragona @justinbaragona.bsky.social · 2d

"Antifa-led hellfire"

www.whitehouse.gov/articles/202...

PORTLAND: Fake News Ignores Antifa Violence, Residents’ Pleas for Help

For years, an Antifa-led hellfire has turned Portland into a wasteland of firebombs, beatings, and brazen attacks on federal officers and property —

www.whitehouse.gov

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SAL @sarahannelloyd.com · 2d

Eileen Agar, "Bum-Thumb Rock, Ploumanach, Brittany," 1936

A black and white photograph of a rock formation balancing on a raised stone surface. It looks like two buttcheeks facing upward with a thumb sticking out behind them.

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