Wyatt Sinclair
@wyattswickedgoods.com
7-time award-winning bakery owner
One half of the @wedonthaveityet.bsky.social podcast
New Hampshirite
Lifelong UMass Football stan
Vanagon caretaker
Bluesky's #1 Rays fan
Bluesky's #1 Crumbl hater
Video game nerd
Pinballer
One half of the @wedonthaveityet.bsky.social podcast
New Hampshirite
Lifelong UMass Football stan
Vanagon caretaker
Bluesky's #1 Rays fan
Bluesky's #1 Crumbl hater
Video game nerd
Pinballer
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Drake Maye has taken more sacks than @blakethebutcher.bsky.social during a bender in Provincetown.
February 9, 2026 at 3:10 AM
Drake Maye has taken more sacks than @blakethebutcher.bsky.social during a bender in Provincetown.
Antwaan Randle El has a better QB rating than Drake Maye in Super Bowl games.
February 9, 2026 at 3:05 AM
Antwaan Randle El has a better QB rating than Drake Maye in Super Bowl games.
Reposted by Wyatt Sinclair
"OH eat my ass, Drake Maye!"- Wyatt Sinclair
February 6, 2026 at 4:34 PM
"OH eat my ass, Drake Maye!"- Wyatt Sinclair
It's Burger Time.
February 8, 2026 at 11:49 PM
It's Burger Time.
Schrodinger's Bluesky: This app simultaneously has no sports discussion and only sports discussion.
February 8, 2026 at 9:30 PM
Schrodinger's Bluesky: This app simultaneously has no sports discussion and only sports discussion.
I think I'm going to start selling citrus and cherry sherbet during election season and call it Cherry Mandarin.
February 8, 2026 at 8:57 PM
I think I'm going to start selling citrus and cherry sherbet during election season and call it Cherry Mandarin.
Michael McDonald after laying down the keys on What A Fools Believes:
February 8, 2026 at 8:40 PM
Michael McDonald after laying down the keys on What A Fools Believes:
Reposted by Wyatt Sinclair
Research shows that the most supportive flavor of gum is encourage mint.
February 8, 2026 at 12:33 PM
Research shows that the most supportive flavor of gum is encourage mint.
When you're spelling phonetically, people really don't appreciate when you say "Q as in cucumber."
Ask me how I know.
Ask me how I know.
February 8, 2026 at 5:36 PM
When you're spelling phonetically, people really don't appreciate when you say "Q as in cucumber."
Ask me how I know.
Ask me how I know.
Give us a new Bomberman 64, cowards.
February 8, 2026 at 5:27 PM
Give us a new Bomberman 64, cowards.
Antwaan Randel El was a better QB than Terry Bradshaw and Terry should give up his spot in the HoF.
February 8, 2026 at 4:16 PM
Antwaan Randel El was a better QB than Terry Bradshaw and Terry should give up his spot in the HoF.
Goooooood morning.
February 8, 2026 at 2:28 PM
Goooooood morning.
Me about Crumbl:
Not everything that sucks is "secretly underrated." Sometimes things really are terrible and we all got it right the first time
February 8, 2026 at 1:18 PM
Me about Crumbl:
The only important thing happening in sports this week is pitchers and catchers reporting and I think that's beautiful.
February 8, 2026 at 1:16 PM
The only important thing happening in sports this week is pitchers and catchers reporting and I think that's beautiful.
Research shows that the most supportive flavor of gum is encourage mint.
February 8, 2026 at 12:33 PM
Research shows that the most supportive flavor of gum is encourage mint.
I think the Swiss hockey team should try shooting the puck more.
February 8, 2026 at 2:49 AM
I think the Swiss hockey team should try shooting the puck more.
They should make an Olympics for sleeping.
February 8, 2026 at 2:34 AM
They should make an Olympics for sleeping.
Hell yeah, book #1 of February finished.
February 8, 2026 at 1:46 AM
Hell yeah, book #1 of February finished.
Reposted by Wyatt Sinclair
They don't think it be like it is, but it do.
February 7, 2026 at 12:45 PM
They don't think it be like it is, but it do.
On second thought, just call Bernard Pollard.
3) If Tom Brady shows up at your door delivering Pizza Hut, find a gun and kill him because it's definitely a Terminator.
February 7, 2026 at 5:42 PM
On second thought, just call Bernard Pollard.
Little Caesars should bring back the Pizza! Pizza! promotion with Taylor and Tyler Rogers.
Pizza Hut should bring the Bigfoot pizza back with Brock Osweiler.
Two hilarious things about this.
1) No one thinks Tom Brady when they think New York.
2) Tom Brady would never eat a slice of Pizza Hut pizza.
1) No one thinks Tom Brady when they think New York.
2) Tom Brady would never eat a slice of Pizza Hut pizza.
February 7, 2026 at 5:32 PM
Little Caesars should bring back the Pizza! Pizza! promotion with Taylor and Tyler Rogers.
Two hilarious things about this.
1) No one thinks Tom Brady when they think New York.
2) Tom Brady would never eat a slice of Pizza Hut pizza.
1) No one thinks Tom Brady when they think New York.
2) Tom Brady would never eat a slice of Pizza Hut pizza.
February 7, 2026 at 5:29 PM
Two hilarious things about this.
1) No one thinks Tom Brady when they think New York.
2) Tom Brady would never eat a slice of Pizza Hut pizza.
1) No one thinks Tom Brady when they think New York.
2) Tom Brady would never eat a slice of Pizza Hut pizza.
Reposted by Wyatt Sinclair
Me, sitting on the couch, mouth full of ice cream and Girl Scout cookies: You know, Team USA really needs to cycle the puck more and stop crashing the net.
February 7, 2026 at 3:34 AM
Me, sitting on the couch, mouth full of ice cream and Girl Scout cookies: You know, Team USA really needs to cycle the puck more and stop crashing the net.
Reposted by Wyatt Sinclair
biscuits are ready
February 7, 2026 at 3:46 PM
biscuits are ready