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I WASN'T BORN WITH ENOUGH LITTLE ZINGERS
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@slanderous.bsky.social
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through and beyond Poster's Madness lies The Second Sanity, a form of super-enlightenment that is only accessible to they who have forgot the feel of grass
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Living in the United States and shaking my head the whole time so the people on the internet know I disagree with it
January 22, 2026 at 1:14 AM
Living in the United States and shaking my head the whole time so the people on the internet know I disagree with it
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my (indian-american) friend just had an incredible theological conversation with her rheumatologist
January 21, 2026 at 12:06 AM
my (indian-american) friend just had an incredible theological conversation with her rheumatologist
i would simply time the market
truly 90% of the job is swatting hands away from the "cash out" lever
January 21, 2026 at 9:09 AM
i would simply time the market
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i thought the president would do something that would distract people from the virality of Bus Thread but somehow he managed to do the exact opposite
January 21, 2026 at 5:18 AM
i thought the president would do something that would distract people from the virality of Bus Thread but somehow he managed to do the exact opposite
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wow just woke up from a nap, i guess everyone else on Air Force One realized we aren't going to the right place
January 21, 2026 at 5:11 AM
wow just woke up from a nap, i guess everyone else on Air Force One realized we aren't going to the right place
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Working as the principal of least privilege and people keep asking me if they can.
Buddy, they won't even let me.
Buddy, they won't even let me.
January 21, 2026 at 12:39 AM
Working as the principal of least privilege and people keep asking me if they can.
Buddy, they won't even let me.
Buddy, they won't even let me.
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By the way, this is what Uni looks like when he runs
January 21, 2026 at 12:25 AM
By the way, this is what Uni looks like when he runs
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the poujahetine
January 20, 2026 at 1:23 PM
the poujahetine
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COW TOOLS COW TOOLS COW TOOLS
Back-scratching bovine leads scientists to reassess intelligence of cows
Brown Swiss in Austria has been discovered using tools in multiple ways – something only ever seen in humans and chimpanzees
www.theguardian.com
January 19, 2026 at 4:06 PM
COW TOOLS COW TOOLS COW TOOLS
i block all ads that i can, because i view advertising as a sort of hostile psychic barrage. sometimes people ask me "without ads, how would people learn about things that they might want to buy?"
anyway here's how i found out that electrical box-cutters exist
www.youtube.com/watch?v=GD0V...
anyway here's how i found out that electrical box-cutters exist
www.youtube.com/watch?v=GD0V...
This Tool Makes Utility Knives Obsolete!
YouTube video by Project Farm
www.youtube.com
January 19, 2026 at 4:05 PM
i block all ads that i can, because i view advertising as a sort of hostile psychic barrage. sometimes people ask me "without ads, how would people learn about things that they might want to buy?"
anyway here's how i found out that electrical box-cutters exist
www.youtube.com/watch?v=GD0V...
anyway here's how i found out that electrical box-cutters exist
www.youtube.com/watch?v=GD0V...
fyi orion lets you use ublock origin on ios
Give it a try if you haven't already: orionbrowser.com
January 17, 2026 at 11:21 PM
fyi orion lets you use ublock origin on ios
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I’ll also remind everyone that if you see a “reportedly” with no links to an original source, maybe don’t smash that RT button
January 16, 2026 at 8:29 PM
I’ll also remind everyone that if you see a “reportedly” with no links to an original source, maybe don’t smash that RT button
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pretty sure he meant the other thing, grok, but very cool that those are your two things
January 16, 2026 at 4:55 PM
pretty sure he meant the other thing, grok, but very cool that those are your two things
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huge congratulations to @froggyblink.bsky.social for absolutely nailing the assignment on the first-ever skeet to feature a functioning $TSLA cashtag
January 15, 2026 at 8:08 PM
huge congratulations to @froggyblink.bsky.social for absolutely nailing the assignment on the first-ever skeet to feature a functioning $TSLA cashtag
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January 15, 2026 at 7:05 PM
new what da tuna just dropped
January 15, 2026 at 5:02 PM
new what da tuna just dropped
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One of the greatest propaganda coups in American history was taking the nonviolence of the civil rights movement (a strategy selected for it's calculated effectiveness in that moment) and turning it into pacifism and then telling people its the only legitimate form of protest
January 15, 2026 at 5:55 AM
One of the greatest propaganda coups in American history was taking the nonviolence of the civil rights movement (a strategy selected for it's calculated effectiveness in that moment) and turning it into pacifism and then telling people its the only legitimate form of protest
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/10 The ICE “reformers“ want you to eat around the cockroach. I want you to send the plate back.
Stomp the cockroach.
Stomp the cockroach.
January 14, 2026 at 6:27 PM
/10 The ICE “reformers“ want you to eat around the cockroach. I want you to send the plate back.
Stomp the cockroach.
Stomp the cockroach.
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I HATE THIS
January 14, 2026 at 11:49 PM
I HATE THIS
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A U.S. president cannot be held accountable. Therefore, a U.S. president must never make a policy decision.
January 14, 2026 at 4:41 AM
A U.S. president cannot be held accountable. Therefore, a U.S. president must never make a policy decision.
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all my scolders become bag holders at the rug pull of success
January 13, 2026 at 4:21 AM
all my scolders become bag holders at the rug pull of success
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Just because I’m sick doesn’t mean I still can’t post thirst traps ;)
January 13, 2026 at 12:04 AM
Just because I’m sick doesn’t mean I still can’t post thirst traps ;)
playing through robocop: rogue city and it's fucked up how they just straight-up ripped off deus ex: human revolution. the main character is a cop who got shot to pieces and made into a cyborg and now he works for a cyberpunk megacorp? c'mon guys come up with something original
January 12, 2026 at 12:37 AM
playing through robocop: rogue city and it's fucked up how they just straight-up ripped off deus ex: human revolution. the main character is a cop who got shot to pieces and made into a cyborg and now he works for a cyberpunk megacorp? c'mon guys come up with something original