Ashles
ashles.bsky.social
Ashles
@ashles.bsky.social
TBC
There is nothing anyone can ever do to defeat the fundamental spirit of MST3K
February 10, 2026 at 6:42 PM
Oh wow...
February 10, 2026 at 6:41 PM
"Chuck! It's your cousin, Marvin. Marvin Berry. You know that new sound you lookin' for!? Well, Listen to THIS!"
...
"Well no not this. The bit before I called you was really good, but it's all different now."
...
"Well yes I do feel a bit silly. Sorry. Forget I called."
February 10, 2026 at 4:47 PM
Well A - well, yes. Being friends with Hitler when you knew even a fraction of what he had done would indeed make you a terrible person.
B - Andrew kept seeing and contacting Epstein after he had been convicted.
C - And then lied about it.
D - And also allegedly passed him official state secrets.
February 10, 2026 at 2:24 PM
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One of the most miserable things about living in this era is having to watch the stupidest & most arrogant people in the world have to relearn The Why of literally everything good that we collectively do the hard way.

The answer is always ‘Because a bunch of people died, fuckwit.’
February 10, 2026 at 1:30 AM
Is his plan to do it 'In 5 years' like every other ludicrous scheme he has?
February 10, 2026 at 6:12 AM
Sure, I'll ask a 'stylist' from the Financial Times how I should wear denim.
February 10, 2026 at 6:11 AM
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I was thinking how when Scott Adams was about to go and rightwingers were saying “you have no idea what impact it’s going to have when Scott Adams dies, he was loved by millions” and then he just died and nothing happened. These ghouls just disappear when they stop talking
Remember when Charlie Kirk got shot and the right was like "THIS IS CIVIL WAR!" and three weeks later he was completely forgotten about? That's going to be most all the rest of these assholes too
February 10, 2026 at 2:40 AM
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And I didn’t see ONE Dilbert cartoon posted in tribute. No one was like, “all time favorite gag! Hung this on every cubicle I had!”

It’s like his whole body of work evaporated years ago
I was thinking how when Scott Adams was about to go and rightwingers were saying “you have no idea what impact it’s going to have when Scott Adams dies, he was loved by millions” and then he just died and nothing happened. These ghouls just disappear when they stop talking
Remember when Charlie Kirk got shot and the right was like "THIS IS CIVIL WAR!" and three weeks later he was completely forgotten about? That's going to be most all the rest of these assholes too
February 10, 2026 at 3:54 AM
Black Rod.
What the fuck is with that?
February 9, 2026 at 7:48 PM
Palmer Luckey
February 9, 2026 at 6:21 PM
"We all float down here Georgie..."
February 9, 2026 at 5:23 PM
Nobody *wants* AI written books. But sadly many people want to make money churning out AI written books.
February 9, 2026 at 7:44 AM
It's like how for a while the most popular writers on Medium were those who posted nothing but articles about 'How to make money writing on Medium'
February 9, 2026 at 7:43 AM
And they are never, ever able to explain why. They just spout the same nonsense about 'collaboration' or, even more distastefully, pretend it's because they care about the mentorship of new young joiners.
February 9, 2026 at 7:09 AM
Who's the Super Bowl halftime performer?
*wrong answers only*
February 8, 2026 at 9:37 PM
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February 8, 2026 at 9:21 PM
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can you explain all these gaps on your cv

yes that's to show where one word ends and the next one begins
March 2, 2025 at 11:43 AM
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I have yet to see any evidence that there is a market for AI-generated books outside of people being tricked into thinking they are not AI-generated books. AKA, it is a project of scamming and deceiving people, and really should be treated as fraud
February 8, 2026 at 6:55 PM
Bosch's works really often do look like grainy photographs somehow taken in Hell.
The Last Judgment - Central
February 8, 2026 at 4:23 PM
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February 8, 2026 at 3:56 PM
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February 8, 2026 at 3:08 PM
No.
February 8, 2026 at 11:27 AM