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An attempt to disconnect our gas connection earlier today👇
SSE Airtricity’s AI chatbot is going a little out of scope 😬
SSE Airtricity’s AI chatbot is going a little out of scope 😬
February 6, 2026 at 1:04 PM
An attempt to disconnect our gas connection earlier today👇
SSE Airtricity’s AI chatbot is going a little out of scope 😬
SSE Airtricity’s AI chatbot is going a little out of scope 😬
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Well I don't think that's fine 🤬
February 7, 2026 at 10:14 AM
Well I don't think that's fine 🤬
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I’ve managed to fix The Times Magazine cover for this weekend.
Hope this helps.
😊
Hope this helps.
😊
February 7, 2026 at 9:41 AM
I’ve managed to fix The Times Magazine cover for this weekend.
Hope this helps.
😊
Hope this helps.
😊
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The Winter Olympics are a lot more about almost dying than the summer ones, tbh
February 7, 2026 at 1:05 AM
The Winter Olympics are a lot more about almost dying than the summer ones, tbh
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i don’t know if it’s the jaunty bow tie or what but i cannot stop laughing at this
February 7, 2026 at 6:19 AM
i don’t know if it’s the jaunty bow tie or what but i cannot stop laughing at this
Post your favorite “lord of the rings” character. Wrong answers only.
February 7, 2026 at 8:18 AM
Post your favorite “lord of the rings” character. Wrong answers only.
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Woke 2 is firing on all cylinders and ahead of schedule, I didn't have "the president has to retract his nakedly racist social media posts" on the calendar until july
February 6, 2026 at 6:04 PM
Woke 2 is firing on all cylinders and ahead of schedule, I didn't have "the president has to retract his nakedly racist social media posts" on the calendar until july
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I don’t want to laugh at a small business but also VERY funny
February 6, 2026 at 1:40 PM
I don’t want to laugh at a small business but also VERY funny
If you're the sort of person to take investment advice from Eric Trump, you almost certainly have no money to invest in the first place.
February 6, 2026 at 1:59 PM
If you're the sort of person to take investment advice from Eric Trump, you almost certainly have no money to invest in the first place.
Oh you think *you're* having a bad day do you...?
February 6, 2026 at 12:24 PM
Oh you think *you're* having a bad day do you...?
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They text each other and have spreadsheets. scary
February 6, 2026 at 2:52 AM
They text each other and have spreadsheets. scary
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![Comic. [Person talking to person with black hat.] PERSON 1: Historically, it refers to a ceremony to predict the weather using a rodent. But nowadays people often use it to mean “a time loop experienced by one person.” PERSON 2: …What. [caption] Easily our weirdest holiday.](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:cz73r7iyiqn26upot4jtjdhk/bafkreidknpywgj44ox6nphuyzs6si6lozn77jyx75nbh7v67wsjr6dssl4@jpeg)
February 4, 2026 at 9:35 PM
The Matrix: "1999, the pinnacle of human civilization."
Audience in 1999: "lol"
Audience in 2026: 😒
Audience in 1999: "lol"
Audience in 2026: 😒
February 5, 2026 at 11:02 AM
The Matrix: "1999, the pinnacle of human civilization."
Audience in 1999: "lol"
Audience in 2026: 😒
Audience in 1999: "lol"
Audience in 2026: 😒
"Detective, any news on finding my brother yet?"
"I'm afraid its not looking good sir. Netflix has already expressed interest in the case."
"I'm afraid its not looking good sir. Netflix has already expressed interest in the case."
February 4, 2026 at 10:44 PM
"Detective, any news on finding my brother yet?"
"I'm afraid its not looking good sir. Netflix has already expressed interest in the case."
"I'm afraid its not looking good sir. Netflix has already expressed interest in the case."
Forget every single AI opinion piece or tech commentary or lengthy YouTube video - the below post sums it all up more concisely than any of them:
AI got like 8% cooked and the entire world said “fuck it, probably safe enough to eat”
February 4, 2026 at 7:11 AM
Forget every single AI opinion piece or tech commentary or lengthy YouTube video - the below post sums it all up more concisely than any of them:
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There's a point, well below a billion dollars, where the amount of money you have lets you rid yourself of anyone who can be a check on your worst impulses, and replace them with people who tell you those worst impulses are somehow valorous. Rare is the billionaire with someone to tell them "no."
You can look at the Epstein files and conclude that only bad people have billions of dollars, but I think it’s also possible that having billions of dollars cauterizes your humanity
February 3, 2026 at 7:42 PM
There's a point, well below a billion dollars, where the amount of money you have lets you rid yourself of anyone who can be a check on your worst impulses, and replace them with people who tell you those worst impulses are somehow valorous. Rare is the billionaire with someone to tell them "no."
The Republican Party - now quite clearly pro-gun and simultaneously anti-gun.
Schrodingers 2nd Amendment - it depends on who the observer sees holding the gun as to whether it is legal or not.
Schrodingers 2nd Amendment - it depends on who the observer sees holding the gun as to whether it is legal or not.
Pirro: "You bring a gun into the District, you mark my words, you're going to jail. I don't care if you have a license in another district and I don't care if you're a law abiding law owner somewhere else. You bring a gun into this District, count on going to jail. And that makes all the difference"
February 2, 2026 at 9:07 PM
The Republican Party - now quite clearly pro-gun and simultaneously anti-gun.
Schrodingers 2nd Amendment - it depends on who the observer sees holding the gun as to whether it is legal or not.
Schrodingers 2nd Amendment - it depends on who the observer sees holding the gun as to whether it is legal or not.
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This piece of brilliance from @vizcomic.bsky.social is the story of my life
February 1, 2026 at 12:12 PM
This piece of brilliance from @vizcomic.bsky.social is the story of my life
Christ, there's just no end to it with this piece of shit.
Andrew Mountbatten-Windsor offered to facilitate a $60,000 pay-off from Jeffrey Epstein to a troublesome member of his staff following media reports about their continuing relationship, US Department of Justice files show: ft.trib.al/KuQZrwW
February 1, 2026 at 12:54 PM
Christ, there's just no end to it with this piece of shit.
I love Dead Space.
But Isaac really does suffer from 'Do I have to do *everything* around here?'
But Isaac really does suffer from 'Do I have to do *everything* around here?'
February 1, 2026 at 12:48 PM
I love Dead Space.
But Isaac really does suffer from 'Do I have to do *everything* around here?'
But Isaac really does suffer from 'Do I have to do *everything* around here?'
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Oh noes they've lost Clarkson!
✅ Clarkson is right, people aren’t voting Reform for policies 👉there aren’t any.
It’s a protest vote powered by nostalgia not a plan for future.
Reform use farming as a prop. Their real plan is USA trade deal, hormone-treated imports and they’ve appointed Ben Goldsmith
🔗 archive.ph/2026.01.31-0...
It’s a protest vote powered by nostalgia not a plan for future.
Reform use farming as a prop. Their real plan is USA trade deal, hormone-treated imports and they’ve appointed Ben Goldsmith
🔗 archive.ph/2026.01.31-0...
February 1, 2026 at 8:54 AM
Oh noes they've lost Clarkson!
The elegance and sheer damn efficiency of Onion headlines in conveying a complex subject as concisely as imaginably possible is an art form in itself.
Democrats Sick Of Being Blamed For Cowardice On Issues They Actually Just Don’t Care About https://theonion.com/democrats-sick-of-being-blamed-for-cowardice-on-issues-1847675639/
February 1, 2026 at 12:42 AM
The elegance and sheer damn efficiency of Onion headlines in conveying a complex subject as concisely as imaginably possible is an art form in itself.
Hi Tech Spy movie: "Downloading all the files from the agent's laptop now...."
*tense 30 seconds later*
"Transfer complete! We're outta here!"
Anyone who has ever copied data from their old phone to their new phone: "LOL"
*tense 30 seconds later*
"Transfer complete! We're outta here!"
Anyone who has ever copied data from their old phone to their new phone: "LOL"
January 31, 2026 at 5:50 PM
Hi Tech Spy movie: "Downloading all the files from the agent's laptop now...."
*tense 30 seconds later*
"Transfer complete! We're outta here!"
Anyone who has ever copied data from their old phone to their new phone: "LOL"
*tense 30 seconds later*
"Transfer complete! We're outta here!"
Anyone who has ever copied data from their old phone to their new phone: "LOL"