Ashles
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Ashles
@ashles.bsky.social
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Depressing to think that the latest Mission Impossible involved an out-of-control AI worshipped by weird brainwashed cult members, determined to destroy humanity, and a US President who was a black woman.
And in 2025 the most unrealistic part of it wasn't the evil AI...
November 27, 2025 at 10:15 PM
Joe Wilkinson is really rather irritating and not particularly funny.
November 27, 2025 at 10:01 PM
Nothing is as efficient a method of instantly spotting spelling errors within a large chunk of text as pressing the 'Post' button.
November 27, 2025 at 3:30 PM
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Luc Besson’s new film is about a predator who’s really just misunderstood? Damn that’s crazy
Wow where did he get an amazing idea like that
November 27, 2025 at 7:34 AM
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"I say we take off and nuke the site from orbit. It's the only way to be sure."
November 27, 2025 at 2:30 AM
I think where the American people may have made a mistake was in turning the I Can Has Cheezburger meme into the President of the United States.
November 26, 2025 at 9:13 PM
Just imagine any President from any movie where they have to make huge, critical decisions with courage and dignity to safeguard their country during some enormous event or catastrophe.

Then try to imagine that movie President sending out social media messages like this:
November 26, 2025 at 9:09 PM
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wut
November 26, 2025 at 1:59 PM
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The Amazing Man-Spider. www.patreon.com/posts/amazin...
November 26, 2025 at 7:19 AM
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November 26, 2025 at 9:24 AM
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I just learned the Bugs Bunny No meme doesn't even come from him saying no. It's a frame rotated 90 degrees from him taking a drink from a bottle. I needed to share this.
November 25, 2025 at 3:20 AM
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If everything is a top priority, then everything gets done quickly. That's basic management
November 25, 2025 at 8:15 PM
I havent watched any of rhe Rush Hour films, but I am going to make sure I don't watch the living crap out of this one.
Rush Hour 4 is reportedly a go at Paramount – after Trump intervened on behalf of the movie.

Brett Ratner, accused of sexual misconduct by several women, will bring the franchise back to the big screen
Rush Hour 4 in the works at Paramount after reports of Trump intervening
Brett Ratner, accused of sexual misconduct by several women, will bring his hit franchise back to the big screen
www.theguardian.com
November 25, 2025 at 8:13 PM
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November 25, 2025 at 7:19 PM
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this is mesmerizing
November 25, 2025 at 6:31 AM
At least they didn't split the infinitive...
I saw some horrible copy on a Chili's menu tonight:

HUNGRY? Get ready not to be
November 25, 2025 at 8:18 AM
Sorry, but whenever I see one of those multi-tweet threads about something hilarious that is apparently happening 'right now' near the poster and which they claim to be live-tweeting, I always check out the bio and it always, without fail, has 'writer' in it.
I then assume it's complete bullshit.
November 25, 2025 at 8:16 AM
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you fire right back at them and you FIRE RIGHT AWAY.
November 24, 2025 at 6:52 PM
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If you read one thing today, make it The Bear’s withering dismantling of Reform UK’s “budget” with the precision of someone who understands numbers… unlike the people who wrote it. A a masterclass in calm annihilation that's ruthlessly savage. 🔥

@eastangliabylines.co.uk @bearlypolitics.co.uk
The truth behind Reform UK’s reckless budget
£25bn of imagined savings, real-world cruelty and mathematics that should come with a trigger warning
eastangliabylines.co.uk
November 24, 2025 at 7:05 PM
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#OnThisDay in 1859, Charles Darwin's On the Origin of Species was first published.

Much of the original manuscript was used as scrap paper by Darwin's children. On the back of this painting of a house is an original manuscript page from Origin!

#CambridgeUniversityLibrary (DAR 185)
November 24, 2025 at 11:26 AM
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Everything about this might be the saddest thing I’ve ever seen
November 24, 2025 at 1:07 PM
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ME: wanna hear a joke

BSKY REPLY PERSON: a what
January 18, 2025 at 3:32 AM
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Setting up a PSN account for my son.

Everything seems to be in order, just need to choose an OnlineID and WHAT
November 23, 2025 at 11:26 AM
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Subscriptions >>> shop.viz.co.uk/viz350bs
November 23, 2025 at 7:30 PM
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"Thirty-eight years ago today a Chicago television signal was hijacked and the airing program was replaced by a stranger in a Max Headroom mask. The perpetrator has never been identified."
November 22, 2025 at 7:39 PM