Ashton Likes
@ashtonlikes.bsky.social
Music Listener - Sports Enjoyer
Furniture Maker - Beer Appreciator
Broncos - IndyCar - F1 - Rockies
Let’s party
Furniture Maker - Beer Appreciator
Broncos - IndyCar - F1 - Rockies
Let’s party
Who does he think he is?
December 13, 2025 at 4:53 AM
Who does he think he is?
Napoleon Dynamite at a packed theater in a tiny Colorado mountain town where nobody had a clue what they were about to experience.
Also taking my bud to see Brick at The New Beverly Cinema a couple years ago for his first time seeing it. We got too stoned in the alley before it started. 10/10
Also taking my bud to see Brick at The New Beverly Cinema a couple years ago for his first time seeing it. We got too stoned in the alley before it started. 10/10
Raising the always fun question: What are your most memorable theater-going experiences?
Mine also include The Matrix, Blair Witch, and being way too stoned in Belgium when Fellowship of the Ring was sold out so we sat in the back row for Mulholland Drive instead.
Mine also include The Matrix, Blair Witch, and being way too stoned in Belgium when Fellowship of the Ring was sold out so we sat in the back row for Mulholland Drive instead.
It was hands-down one of the most memorable theater-going experiences I can remember, a collective 30-minute butt-clench/armrest-grab for the final climb. And we knew he lived! Wild.
December 13, 2025 at 2:50 AM
Napoleon Dynamite at a packed theater in a tiny Colorado mountain town where nobody had a clue what they were about to experience.
Also taking my bud to see Brick at The New Beverly Cinema a couple years ago for his first time seeing it. We got too stoned in the alley before it started. 10/10
Also taking my bud to see Brick at The New Beverly Cinema a couple years ago for his first time seeing it. We got too stoned in the alley before it started. 10/10
I’ll always remember that I got a big group of friends kicked out of Independence Day at the very beginning of the movie. When they first showed the alien ship approaching earth I said a little to loud in a perfect Picard imitation “Captain’s Log, stardate 48861.9…”
We got our 5 bucks back though.
We got our 5 bucks back though.
“28 Days Later” because I was trying to see something else but ended up at a movie I hadn’t heard of because of a power outage due to flooding.
Also “Independence Day”. It’s hard to describe the anticipation for that movie if you weren’t there. A+ marketing campaign.
Also “Independence Day”. It’s hard to describe the anticipation for that movie if you weren’t there. A+ marketing campaign.
Raising the always fun question: What are your most memorable theater-going experiences?
Mine also include The Matrix, Blair Witch, and being way too stoned in Belgium when Fellowship of the Ring was sold out so we sat in the back row for Mulholland Drive instead.
Mine also include The Matrix, Blair Witch, and being way too stoned in Belgium when Fellowship of the Ring was sold out so we sat in the back row for Mulholland Drive instead.
December 13, 2025 at 1:04 AM
I’ll always remember that I got a big group of friends kicked out of Independence Day at the very beginning of the movie. When they first showed the alien ship approaching earth I said a little to loud in a perfect Picard imitation “Captain’s Log, stardate 48861.9…”
We got our 5 bucks back though.
We got our 5 bucks back though.
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“I miss blockbuster video” the library has every dvd totally untouched and I never see you there
December 12, 2025 at 8:42 PM
“I miss blockbuster video” the library has every dvd totally untouched and I never see you there
Had another dream adjacent to this, but it was about not remembering where I parked my sweet 90s Land Cruiser in a massive mall parking lot. Also I could not find my pants. There was a super Mario land candy store but it was out of candy and only sold hostess donettes.
Had a dream last night that my car got towed, a fear I developed after decades of city living. That immediate feeling when you go to where you know you parked and there’s another car, or nothing there, really fucks with your brain and cracks your reality.
December 12, 2025 at 4:19 PM
Had another dream adjacent to this, but it was about not remembering where I parked my sweet 90s Land Cruiser in a massive mall parking lot. Also I could not find my pants. There was a super Mario land candy store but it was out of candy and only sold hostess donettes.
I need a Gilmore Girls supercut that is just all of the Luke’s Diner scenes as a sitcom with a laugh track. It’s called Kirk.
December 11, 2025 at 5:49 AM
I need a Gilmore Girls supercut that is just all of the Luke’s Diner scenes as a sitcom with a laugh track. It’s called Kirk.
Had a dream last night that my car got towed, a fear I developed after decades of city living. That immediate feeling when you go to where you know you parked and there’s another car, or nothing there, really fucks with your brain and cracks your reality.
December 10, 2025 at 3:51 PM
Had a dream last night that my car got towed, a fear I developed after decades of city living. That immediate feeling when you go to where you know you parked and there’s another car, or nothing there, really fucks with your brain and cracks your reality.
All my KC fan buds are going through it after that loss last night. They genuinely still believed they’d win the Super Bowl this year. An impressive amount of delusion.
But then again they’ve convinced themselves the tomahawk chop isn’t racist so delusion is kind of their thing.
But then again they’ve convinced themselves the tomahawk chop isn’t racist so delusion is kind of their thing.
December 8, 2025 at 3:43 PM
All my KC fan buds are going through it after that loss last night. They genuinely still believed they’d win the Super Bowl this year. An impressive amount of delusion.
But then again they’ve convinced themselves the tomahawk chop isn’t racist so delusion is kind of their thing.
But then again they’ve convinced themselves the tomahawk chop isn’t racist so delusion is kind of their thing.
Started my end of year listen through of my playlist of albums released in 2025. It’s around 148 albums so far.
Let me know your favorite records released this year so I can add them and have a listening party.
Let me know your favorite records released this year so I can add them and have a listening party.
December 4, 2025 at 2:43 PM
Started my end of year listen through of my playlist of albums released in 2025. It’s around 148 albums so far.
Let me know your favorite records released this year so I can add them and have a listening party.
Let me know your favorite records released this year so I can add them and have a listening party.
My wife, sitting on the couch next to me, text me a photo of our cat, who is sitting on her lap, on the couch next to me, so I could see “how cute his face is from my perspective.”
And goddamnit it was way cuter.
And goddamnit it was way cuter.
December 3, 2025 at 6:27 AM
My wife, sitting on the couch next to me, text me a photo of our cat, who is sitting on her lap, on the couch next to me, so I could see “how cute his face is from my perspective.”
And goddamnit it was way cuter.
And goddamnit it was way cuter.
Helluva a lineup for $11
December 2, 2025 at 6:07 PM
Helluva a lineup for $11
“Papaya Rules” could absolutely be a song by Tilly and the Wall.
It’s becoming important to me that Red Bull beat McLaren to the WDC as a condemnation of twee motor racing philosophies
December 2, 2025 at 1:59 PM
“Papaya Rules” could absolutely be a song by Tilly and the Wall.
I bought this book a month ago. Every morning I plop down with my coffee on the couch next to it on the end table, but can’t quite pick it up… yet.
Maybe tomorrow will be the day.
Maybe tomorrow will be the day.
I am still reeling from the end of "The Rose Field." Anyone else? www.nytimes.com/2025/10/26/b...
Philip Pullman Brings Lyra’s Story to a Close
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December 1, 2025 at 6:33 AM
I bought this book a month ago. Every morning I plop down with my coffee on the couch next to it on the end table, but can’t quite pick it up… yet.
Maybe tomorrow will be the day.
Maybe tomorrow will be the day.
Home Depot is delivering a truck load of roofing material tomorrow and gave me the very helpful delivery window of 6 AM - 8 PM.
December 1, 2025 at 6:23 AM
Home Depot is delivering a truck load of roofing material tomorrow and gave me the very helpful delivery window of 6 AM - 8 PM.
After 10 years of garbage Broncos football I’m not mentally in good enough shape for this season of nonstop intensely close games.
It’s too much.
Fucking love it though.
It’s too much.
Fucking love it though.
December 1, 2025 at 4:49 AM
After 10 years of garbage Broncos football I’m not mentally in good enough shape for this season of nonstop intensely close games.
It’s too much.
Fucking love it though.
It’s too much.
Fucking love it though.
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December 1, 2025 at 4:08 AM
R̴͈̎̈́̇ͅI̴̟̝̗̭͈̥̔̏͒͜S̷̳͉̦̍͌E̸̡̗̗̯̫̖͉̚ ̸̖͉͉͚̯̅͋͜B̸͚̥̖͂O̷̜͓̙̺͙̓̄̈̑͜͝͝ ̶̧̩̣͇̥̲̎́̋͌̃N̷̲̆I̵͈̔̌̅͒͐X̸̧̺͚̊̔̓̇ ̷̻̞͑̿͐͆̋̃͝A̶̡̺̟̥̻̮̳̿͌̄̀̀͑R̷̥͍̳̖͙̮̽́ͅI̷̛͔̦͌̋S̷̥͂̏͌͆͠Ę̷͔̞̫͙̌ ̸̛̤̹͂̓͊͐̂̾F̵̬̮̿̓́͗Ŗ̵̥̐̔͒͛̕Ȏ̶̢̘̐͐́̅͜͝M̶͚̟̟̅̎̓͗͗̍̕ ̵̹͕̂͆̾̓̐̂͝Y̴͈͖͇̫͗͋̔̽͘Õ̵̥̟̥̯̝͔̽̇Ú̶͉̣͍̣͎̟̯̈͋Ṙ̵̭̰̦́ ̴̣̹̮͖͇̻̾̄̿̽̈́̈́̈S̸̠̼͇̿̑͒̂́͘͝L̵̨̖̲͆̉͑̃U̴̻̖̘̞̗̼͑̑̔̑̉̉͑M̸̘̘̹̺̾́͆̚B̴̝͉̫̊̈́̽͐̀͆É̴̢͇̜͉̮̻̪͛̉R̷̳͆̑̎̋́̎
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December 1, 2025 at 2:48 AM
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This might be the first SNF Broncos game without a QB Carousel graphic. I kinda miss her. They should roll the footage for old times sake
December 1, 2025 at 1:54 AM
This might be the first SNF Broncos game without a QB Carousel graphic. I kinda miss her. They should roll the footage for old times sake
Had all intention of cooking this steak with a reverse sear but wasn’t really thinking and somehow did a reverse-reverse sear
November 30, 2025 at 3:05 AM
Had all intention of cooking this steak with a reverse sear but wasn’t really thinking and somehow did a reverse-reverse sear
KC fans so excited, they haven’t got to do their racist little chant in a while.
November 23, 2025 at 9:38 PM
KC fans so excited, they haven’t got to do their racist little chant in a while.
My wife just described Debbii Dawson’s music as “depression disco” and like… ok. I’m in. Crank that shit up.
November 19, 2025 at 4:14 AM
My wife just described Debbii Dawson’s music as “depression disco” and like… ok. I’m in. Crank that shit up.
What perfect album came out the year you turned 16?
The all-timer of perfect albums.
The all-timer of perfect albums.
November 17, 2025 at 4:17 PM
What perfect album came out the year you turned 16?
The all-timer of perfect albums.
The all-timer of perfect albums.
Holy hell you guys. Feel like I could drink a thousand beers.
Fuck. The. Chiefs.
Fuck. The. Chiefs.
November 17, 2025 at 12:42 AM
Holy hell you guys. Feel like I could drink a thousand beers.
Fuck. The. Chiefs.
Fuck. The. Chiefs.
Stacked a full cord of wood this morning to work out some nervous angst about this Broncos game. Not sure if it helped. FUKC
November 16, 2025 at 9:35 PM
Stacked a full cord of wood this morning to work out some nervous angst about this Broncos game. Not sure if it helped. FUKC
