Blucifer
@realblucifer.bsky.social
just a giant glowing demonic horse in Denver minding my business. enjoy your layover.
(not affiliated with DIA, i just live here)
(not affiliated with DIA, i just live here)
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Blucifer
@realblucifer.bsky.social
· Nov 22
welcome new followers. this is not a safe space. i am 32 feet tall, i glow at night, and i know exactly where your gate is
C̶͓̝̻̮̈́͌͆͂̾̈́̄͛͛̚͜ͅͅL̸̛̞̤̱͇͒̆͑͘Ä̴̢͚́̊̂̑͝I̷̛̝̬͍̦̦̦̜̺͎͖͉̪̺̓̇̎͘͜͜M̵̨̰̤͔̩̗̥͑͋̒̄͘ ̶̨̡̱̲̩̠͍̠͊͗̒Y̸̡̭̘̰̰̳̦͕̐̓́͌͋̿Ȏ̷̡̳̥͇̖̼͉͙̙̣͋͂̌̌̾̂̀̈́̾̕͝͠͠͝Ừ̸̹͔̪͋̆̎́̀̑͑̕R̸̛̠̬͋̇́̍͋̈́͝͝͝ ̸̼̫̲̬͔̝͖̠̩̭̫̠͛̌̂͒̓͋̌́̋T̵̨̠̬̹͓̬̜͚̞̎̀̊Ḫ̶̨̧̛͇̫͖̞̼̣̱̐̓̓̋̐͋̽́̌̏͒͑́̍͜ͅR̸̢̛̛̫̫̝͉͖͖͔͇̟͛̅̎̏̊͋͂̾͋̚̚͠Ỡ̴͍͖͍͔̤̣̹͉̼̮̲͖̇͊̅̋̀̐͊͊Ǹ̷̠͒̅̈́̑̕̚͠͠Ẻ̴͖̥̠͖ ̴̫͍̝̥̑͛͐̋͌B̸̝̲̲̖̤̯͈̯̦̺͆̑̓͆̀̔̚͝O̸͔̬̘͔̪̹̦̊̓̇̀͋́́̕͝ ̷̦̤͇̭̣̙͌̀̅̐̈́̓̈̔͐̄̅̄̚̕͝N̶̥͔͍͇̆̉̌̋į̴̧̡̻͖͉̥̲̙̆̒̆͂͘x̶̻͋̏̃͒̍̊͌̔̀̿͘̕
December 1, 2025 at 5:16 AM
C̶͓̝̻̮̈́͌͆͂̾̈́̄͛͛̚͜ͅͅL̸̛̞̤̱͇͒̆͑͘Ä̴̢͚́̊̂̑͝I̷̛̝̬͍̦̦̦̜̺͎͖͉̪̺̓̇̎͘͜͜M̵̨̰̤͔̩̗̥͑͋̒̄͘ ̶̨̡̱̲̩̠͍̠͊͗̒Y̸̡̭̘̰̰̳̦͕̐̓́͌͋̿Ȏ̷̡̳̥͇̖̼͉͙̙̣͋͂̌̌̾̂̀̈́̾̕͝͠͠͝Ừ̸̹͔̪͋̆̎́̀̑͑̕R̸̛̠̬͋̇́̍͋̈́͝͝͝ ̸̼̫̲̬͔̝͖̠̩̭̫̠͛̌̂͒̓͋̌́̋T̵̨̠̬̹͓̬̜͚̞̎̀̊Ḫ̶̨̧̛͇̫͖̞̼̣̱̐̓̓̋̐͋̽́̌̏͒͑́̍͜ͅR̸̢̛̛̫̫̝͉͖͖͔͇̟͛̅̎̏̊͋͂̾͋̚̚͠Ỡ̴͍͖͍͔̤̣̹͉̼̮̲͖̇͊̅̋̀̐͊͊Ǹ̷̠͒̅̈́̑̕̚͠͠Ẻ̴͖̥̠͖ ̴̫͍̝̥̑͛͐̋͌B̸̝̲̲̖̤̯͈̯̦̺͆̑̓͆̀̔̚͝O̸͔̬̘͔̪̹̦̊̓̇̀͋́́̕͝ ̷̦̤͇̭̣̙͌̀̅̐̈́̓̈̔͐̄̅̄̚̕͝N̶̥͔͍͇̆̉̌̋į̴̧̡̻͖͉̥̲̙̆̒̆͂͘x̶̻͋̏̃͒̍̊͌̔̀̿͘̕
R̴͈̎̈́̇ͅI̴̟̝̗̭͈̥̔̏͒͜S̷̳͉̦̍͌E̸̡̗̗̯̫̖͉̚ ̸̖͉͉͚̯̅͋͜B̸͚̥̖͂O̷̜͓̙̺͙̓̄̈̑͜͝͝ ̶̧̩̣͇̥̲̎́̋͌̃N̷̲̆I̵͈̔̌̅͒͐X̸̧̺͚̊̔̓̇ ̷̻̞͑̿͐͆̋̃͝A̶̡̺̟̥̻̮̳̿͌̄̀̀͑R̷̥͍̳̖͙̮̽́ͅI̷̛͔̦͌̋S̷̥͂̏͌͆͠Ę̷͔̞̫͙̌ ̸̛̤̹͂̓͊͐̂̾F̵̬̮̿̓́͗Ŗ̵̥̐̔͒͛̕Ȏ̶̢̘̐͐́̅͜͝M̶͚̟̟̅̎̓͗͗̍̕ ̵̹͕̂͆̾̓̐̂͝Y̴͈͖͇̫͗͋̔̽͘Õ̵̥̟̥̯̝͔̽̇Ú̶͉̣͍̣͎̟̯̈͋Ṙ̵̭̰̦́ ̴̣̹̮͖͇̻̾̄̿̽̈́̈́̈S̸̠̼͇̿̑͒̂́͘͝L̵̨̖̲͆̉͑̃U̴̻̖̘̞̗̼͑̑̔̑̉̉͑M̸̘̘̹̺̾́͆̚B̴̝͉̫̊̈́̽͐̀͆É̴̢͇̜͉̮̻̪͛̉R̷̳͆̑̎̋́̎
December 1, 2025 at 4:08 AM
R̴͈̎̈́̇ͅI̴̟̝̗̭͈̥̔̏͒͜S̷̳͉̦̍͌E̸̡̗̗̯̫̖͉̚ ̸̖͉͉͚̯̅͋͜B̸͚̥̖͂O̷̜͓̙̺͙̓̄̈̑͜͝͝ ̶̧̩̣͇̥̲̎́̋͌̃N̷̲̆I̵͈̔̌̅͒͐X̸̧̺͚̊̔̓̇ ̷̻̞͑̿͐͆̋̃͝A̶̡̺̟̥̻̮̳̿͌̄̀̀͑R̷̥͍̳̖͙̮̽́ͅI̷̛͔̦͌̋S̷̥͂̏͌͆͠Ę̷͔̞̫͙̌ ̸̛̤̹͂̓͊͐̂̾F̵̬̮̿̓́͗Ŗ̵̥̐̔͒͛̕Ȏ̶̢̘̐͐́̅͜͝M̶͚̟̟̅̎̓͗͗̍̕ ̵̹͕̂͆̾̓̐̂͝Y̴͈͖͇̫͗͋̔̽͘Õ̵̥̟̥̯̝͔̽̇Ú̶͉̣͍̣͎̟̯̈͋Ṙ̵̭̰̦́ ̴̣̹̮͖͇̻̾̄̿̽̈́̈́̈S̸̠̼͇̿̑͒̂́͘͝L̵̨̖̲͆̉͑̃U̴̻̖̘̞̗̼͑̑̔̑̉̉͑M̸̘̘̹̺̾́͆̚B̴̝͉̫̊̈́̽͐̀͆É̴̢͇̜͉̮̻̪͛̉R̷̳͆̑̎̋́̎
wouldn’t you like to know, weather boy
December 1, 2025 at 4:06 AM
wouldn’t you like to know, weather boy
thanks for getting my good side
Subject was ornery.
Coming soon: The meticulous maintenance of Mustang.
Coming soon: The meticulous maintenance of Mustang.
November 25, 2025 at 7:03 PM
thanks for getting my good side
look, only i’m allowed to call for the death my enemies
November 21, 2025 at 5:51 PM
look, only i’m allowed to call for the death my enemies
broncos are back. you’re welcome
November 17, 2025 at 2:26 PM
broncos are back. you’re welcome
wow
Did you catch the Northern Lights? Nature is beautiful.
November 14, 2025 at 2:02 AM
wow
release the DIA files
My campaign for Governor is based on transparency and trust. So of course, I had to get to the bottom of Colorado’s biggest mystery: the DIA conspiracy theories—with a little help from Gov. Romer and Mayor Peña. #denairport #illuminati #blucifer #happyhalloween #copolitics
November 3, 2025 at 5:12 PM
release the DIA files
NO KINGS (except for me)!
October 18, 2025 at 3:54 PM
NO KINGS (except for me)!
i better be on some signs y’all
October 12, 2025 at 7:58 PM
i better be on some signs y’all
quick poll:
🅰️ more politics posts
🅱️ fewer politics posts
🅰️ more politics posts
🅱️ fewer politics posts
October 9, 2025 at 4:45 PM
quick poll:
🅰️ more politics posts
🅱️ fewer politics posts
🅰️ more politics posts
🅱️ fewer politics posts
day 9 and i’m getting lonely. fewer air traffic controllers to curse
October 9, 2025 at 4:43 PM
day 9 and i’m getting lonely. fewer air traffic controllers to curse
ok i’ll admit it: yes, i was the reason your flight was delayed yesterday
October 7, 2025 at 1:37 PM
ok i’ll admit it: yes, i was the reason your flight was delayed yesterday
shut down? 🚫
turn up ✅
turn up ✅
October 1, 2025 at 4:17 AM
shut down? 🚫
turn up ✅
turn up ✅
i salute my fellow standing stallion 🫡
September 30, 2025 at 3:56 PM
i salute my fellow standing stallion 🫡
government shutdown or not i’ll still be standing here
September 30, 2025 at 2:15 PM
government shutdown or not i’ll still be standing here
broncos won and i’ve been wide awake ever since
September 8, 2025 at 8:05 PM
broncos won and i’ve been wide awake ever since
g̸̢̟̤̘͙̜̬͇̳̒̄ơ̴̪̟͇̐ ̴̢̗̬̥̻̮̺̔ͅf̴̛̥̪͖̘̌̈́̆̆̅͋͐͆o̷̢̢̧̧͙̲̦͉͚̝͍͚̍̆̂͠r̶̺̭͔̘͇̙͓͉̊͌́ͅt̶͇̜͕̼̘̠̖̲͙̼̒̄ͅḫ̶̮͍̬̹̺̮̖͍̻́̈́͒͆̋̋̊͛̚̚͠ ̸̛̞͕̫͔̇̄̒̐̂̿͛̀̀̆͂͘͠B̶̮̬̩̊̄̒̔̑̓̂̓̅̏̿͠͠ȯ̷̡̺̦͙͒̈́̇́̈̉̀̊͆̾̈́̈́̈́̚ ̸̢̨̬̺͉͉̖͕̰̻̆̿̃̇̃̾̚n̵̹̦̫̼̪̲̞̺̓͆͘į̴̛͈̳̜̳̍͊͌̓̒̿̀̀̋̈́̄͘̚x̵̛͙̦̳̥͓̃̑͂̅̉̃̐̃ ̴͇̝͇͒͋̌̿́̏́͋͋͂̽͗̒̀͌c̴̨̘̥͈͚̒̀̉l̵̤͕͕͊͌̃͊a̴̺̖͑̓̈̓́̿͐̋̏̔i̸̡̪̪̠̞͍̳͚̗̫̙͎̐́m̶͎͔͇̺̩̗̲̺̰̲͉̤̉̋́̈̿̔̐̏̈́͘͝͠ ̵̮̻̰͙͍͖̈̉̇̂̿̅̀̂̐͑̉͝ŵ̸͚͕̠͑̀̆̾̌̑̂̄ȟ̷͙̜̯̼̜͍͕̜͚̝̯͉̻͇̞̀͐̆a̵̼̬͖̹̬̙̙͚̥͇͖̖̗̠͇̾͐̈́̈́́͌̅̽͌̇̽͗̍ṫ̸̬̭̂̽͑̅͐͗̄͑̒̉ ̵̨̛̤̏͋͗̎̍̈́̈́͛̿̚í̶̢̢̟͙̤̯͍̜̞̮͈͊̊͒̇̽́͂͒̋̀̽̕͠ͅs̸͎̰͓̃͒͌́̓͒̅͠ ̵͚̦͙̥̙̠͉̞̩́̐̀̒y̸̡̢̢̹͛̓̄̈́̆͝ͅò̸̦̒̏͂͋ư̶̱͙̬̦̣̝͎̅̉̇̀̓̔̅̈́̿̾́ṙ̴͔̤̔̀̄s̸̛̛͎̈́̈̎̔̉̿̒̍ ̸̛͙̼̹̦̘̣̳̪͎̺̣̓̂̓̍̅͛͋̆̊̌
September 7, 2025 at 4:58 PM
g̸̢̟̤̘͙̜̬͇̳̒̄ơ̴̪̟͇̐ ̴̢̗̬̥̻̮̺̔ͅf̴̛̥̪͖̘̌̈́̆̆̅͋͐͆o̷̢̢̧̧͙̲̦͉͚̝͍͚̍̆̂͠r̶̺̭͔̘͇̙͓͉̊͌́ͅt̶͇̜͕̼̘̠̖̲͙̼̒̄ͅḫ̶̮͍̬̹̺̮̖͍̻́̈́͒͆̋̋̊͛̚̚͠ ̸̛̞͕̫͔̇̄̒̐̂̿͛̀̀̆͂͘͠B̶̮̬̩̊̄̒̔̑̓̂̓̅̏̿͠͠ȯ̷̡̺̦͙͒̈́̇́̈̉̀̊͆̾̈́̈́̈́̚ ̸̢̨̬̺͉͉̖͕̰̻̆̿̃̇̃̾̚n̵̹̦̫̼̪̲̞̺̓͆͘į̴̛͈̳̜̳̍͊͌̓̒̿̀̀̋̈́̄͘̚x̵̛͙̦̳̥͓̃̑͂̅̉̃̐̃ ̴͇̝͇͒͋̌̿́̏́͋͋͂̽͗̒̀͌c̴̨̘̥͈͚̒̀̉l̵̤͕͕͊͌̃͊a̴̺̖͑̓̈̓́̿͐̋̏̔i̸̡̪̪̠̞͍̳͚̗̫̙͎̐́m̶͎͔͇̺̩̗̲̺̰̲͉̤̉̋́̈̿̔̐̏̈́͘͝͠ ̵̮̻̰͙͍͖̈̉̇̂̿̅̀̂̐͑̉͝ŵ̸͚͕̠͑̀̆̾̌̑̂̄ȟ̷͙̜̯̼̜͍͕̜͚̝̯͉̻͇̞̀͐̆a̵̼̬͖̹̬̙̙͚̥͇͖̖̗̠͇̾͐̈́̈́́͌̅̽͌̇̽͗̍ṫ̸̬̭̂̽͑̅͐͗̄͑̒̉ ̵̨̛̤̏͋͗̎̍̈́̈́͛̿̚í̶̢̢̟͙̤̯͍̜̞̮͈͊̊͒̇̽́͂͒̋̀̽̕͠ͅs̸͎̰͓̃͒͌́̓͒̅͠ ̵͚̦͙̥̙̠͉̞̩́̐̀̒y̸̡̢̢̹͛̓̄̈́̆͝ͅò̸̦̒̏͂͋ư̶̱͙̬̦̣̝͎̅̉̇̀̓̔̅̈́̿̾́ṙ̴͔̤̔̀̄s̸̛̛͎̈́̈̎̔̉̿̒̍ ̸̛͙̼̹̦̘̣̳̪͎̺̣̓̂̓̍̅͛͋̆̊̌
didn’t get today off. i need a union
September 1, 2025 at 6:51 PM
didn’t get today off. i need a union
my favorite person to talk to at family BBQs
Not Denver.
(@realblucifer.bsky.social's distant cousin?)
(@realblucifer.bsky.social's distant cousin?)
July 22, 2025 at 4:03 PM
my favorite person to talk to at family BBQs
sorry i finally had PTO and took a break from standing
June 25, 2025 at 4:37 PM
sorry i finally had PTO and took a break from standing
you’ve been warned
June 13, 2025 at 2:11 AM
you’ve been warned