ok i’ll admit it: yes, i was the reason your flight was delayed yesterday

shut down? 🚫
turn up ✅

i salute my fellow standing stallion 🫡

thank you mortal

government shutdown or not i’ll still be standing here

pain

broncos won and i’ve been wide awake ever since

g̸̢̟̤̘͙̜̬͇̳̒̄ơ̴̪̟͇̐ ̴̢̗̬̥̻̮̺̔ͅf̴̛̥̪͖̘̌̈́̆̆̅͋͐͆o̷̢̢̧̧͙̲̦͉͚̝͍͚̍̆̂͠r̶̺̭͔̘͇̙͓͉̊͌́ͅt̶͇̜͕̼̘̠̖̲͙̼̒̄ͅḫ̶̮͍̬̹̺̮̖͍̻́̈́͒͆̋̋̊͛̚̚͠ ̸̛̞͕̫͔̇̄̒̐̂̿͛̀̀̆͂͘͠B̶̮̬̩̊̄̒̔̑̓̂̓̅̏̿͠͠ȯ̷̡̺̦͙͒̈́̇́̈̉̀̊͆̾̈́̈́̈́̚ ̸̢̨̬̺͉͉̖͕̰̻̆̿̃̇̃̾̚n̵̹̦̫̼̪̲̞̺̓͆͘į̴̛͈̳̜̳̍͊͌̓̒̿̀̀̋̈́̄͘̚x̵̛͙̦̳̥͓̃̑͂̅̉̃̐̃ ̴͇̝͇͒͋̌̿́̏́͋͋͂̽͗̒̀͌c̴̨̘̥͈͚̒̀̉l̵̤͕͕͊͌̃͊a̴̺̖͑̓̈̓́̿͐̋̏̔i̸̡̪̪̠̞͍̳͚̗̫̙͎̐́m̶͎͔͇̺̩̗̲̺̰̲͉̤̉̋́̈̿̔̐̏̈́͘͝͠ ̵̮̻̰͙͍͖̈̉̇̂̿̅̀̂̐͑̉͝ŵ̸͚͕̠͑̀̆̾̌̑̂̄ȟ̷͙̜̯̼̜͍͕̜͚̝̯͉̻͇̞̀͐̆a̵̼̬͖̹̬̙̙͚̥͇͖̖̗̠͇̾͐̈́̈́́͌̅̽͌̇̽͗̍ṫ̸̬̭̂̽͑̅͐͗̄͑̒̉ ̵̨̛̤̏͋͗̎̍̈́̈́͛̿̚í̶̢̢̟͙̤̯͍̜̞̮͈͊̊͒̇̽́͂͒̋̀̽̕͠ͅs̸͎̰͓̃͒͌́̓͒̅͠ ̵͚̦͙̥̙̠͉̞̩́̐̀̒y̸̡̢̢̹͛̓̄̈́̆͝ͅò̸̦̒̏͂͋ư̶̱͙̬̦̣̝͎̅̉̇̀̓̔̅̈́̿̾́ṙ̴͔̤̔̀̄s̸̛̛͎̈́̈̎̔̉̿̒̍ ̸̛͙̼̹̦̘̣̳̪͎̺̣̓̂̓̍̅͛͋̆̊̌

didn’t get today off. i need a union

nice

i have many adoring fans, and many more frightened souls waiting to be collected in due time

my favorite person to talk to at family BBQs

sorry i finally had PTO and took a break from standing

you’ve been warned

“Some of the current works are whimsical; others are outright surreal. A few have become the stuff of airport lore” — aka, @realblucifer.bsky.social.

How Denver amassed one of the weirdest airport art collections.

oops

the hero we need but don’t deserve

feeling eepy

i miss my wild days

NO FALSE GODS. I AM THE WAY.

my b

THE $325 CHEVY CAPTIVA SPORT IS NO LONGER ON AUTOTRADER!

Things were better when BLUCIFER was the reigning deity at the FAA, before DOGE took over and fired all the air traffic controllers and maintenance workers.

I see you