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Ashtyn Butuso
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December 4, 2025 at 10:16 PM
i have a friend who is the nicest guy in the world, but every week he asks our group chat to go to a hockey game in NJ or Long Island with him and every time the group chat is like "yeah, maybe......."
December 4, 2025 at 7:02 PM
Just sneezed while brushing my teeth and I use black toothpaste and was in a white sweater ❤️
December 4, 2025 at 3:59 PM
Opening the Christmas box and my dead dog’s stocking is in there should I kms
December 4, 2025 at 12:47 AM
If you love something, CP3
December 3, 2025 at 10:18 PM
Reposted by Ashtyn Butuso
One thing that embarrasses me is how much it boosts my mood when a sports team I root for is even kind of good.
December 3, 2025 at 8:20 PM
Reposted by Ashtyn Butuso
Ashtyn Butuso to the Milwaukee Bucks confirmed.
Getting ahead of this: Cryptic posting is *out* in 2026.
December 3, 2025 at 8:05 PM
Getting ahead of this: Cryptic posting is *out* in 2026.
December 3, 2025 at 8:04 PM
getting closer.....
eventually they will have no choice but to let me coach penn state
December 3, 2025 at 7:48 PM
something i think about weekly is how lebron randomly said "brian windhorst is obsessed and pathetic and he doesnt have any friends"
December 3, 2025 at 7:39 PM
Deni for Giannis straight up
December 3, 2025 at 7:36 PM
who said what on their what
December 3, 2025 at 7:32 PM
my bf works in office now (i wfh and it is my job to be online) and all of our conversations are me sending 1000000 tweets about lane kiffin or chris paul or whatever thing, and him finding 30 seconds to go "no way!" yet it does not prevent me from continuing on 😤
December 3, 2025 at 4:09 PM
they just created 10,000 chris pauls
December 3, 2025 at 3:56 PM
the music you listen to is, quite frankly, none of my business..,,,,,...
December 3, 2025 at 3:49 PM
did chris paul kill a guy
December 3, 2025 at 3:39 PM
cutting someone on their retirement tour is truly just weirdo behavior???/
December 3, 2025 at 3:34 PM
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It is 2:40am in Atlanta and Chris Paul just posted this
December 3, 2025 at 3:30 PM
We used to get a new and devastating phoebe bridgers Christmas cover every December
December 3, 2025 at 1:51 PM
eventually they will have no choice but to let me coach penn state
December 2, 2025 at 11:24 PM
Is Colin Gillespie preparing for a Quirked Up White Boy arc? No, he is not. My column:
December 2, 2025 at 3:35 PM
another day where no one whisks me away in a limo to go see Hamnet .....
December 2, 2025 at 3:33 PM
this but with Mario-Ta (and in some cases Mario-Toe)
when did we start pronouncing the H in thibs.......dont gaslight me...........
December 1, 2025 at 3:49 PM
Mariotoe??
December 1, 2025 at 2:35 AM
I think I know where Jonathan Smith will be interviewing
November 30, 2025 at 8:11 PM