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Also she beat him for the Nobel Peace Prize
Trump on María Corina Machado: "I think it'd be very tough for her to be the leader. She doesn't have the support or the respect within the country. She's a very nice woman but she doesn't have the respect."
January 3, 2026 at 7:16 PM
Also she beat him for the Nobel Peace Prize
I haven’t watched a full Trump speech in a loooooong time. Are they always like this or is this one particularly bad?
January 3, 2026 at 4:57 PM
I haven’t watched a full Trump speech in a loooooong time. Are they always like this or is this one particularly bad?
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This is honestly one of the feeblest, slurriest, most rambling performances Trump has given outside of a rally, largely because he seems to have forgotten that this is actually outside of a rally. Just incoherent boasting, posturing, lying, and blathering.
January 3, 2026 at 4:55 PM
This is honestly one of the feeblest, slurriest, most rambling performances Trump has given outside of a rally, largely because he seems to have forgotten that this is actually outside of a rally. Just incoherent boasting, posturing, lying, and blathering.
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(🚨) MAJOR BREAKING NEWS: IN NATIONAL ADDRESS, TRUMP SAYS (THREE TIMES) THAT THE UNITED STATES IS “RUNNING VENEZUELA NOW” AND “WE ARE GOING TO STAY IN VENEZUELA”
January 3, 2026 at 4:46 PM
(🚨) MAJOR BREAKING NEWS: IN NATIONAL ADDRESS, TRUMP SAYS (THREE TIMES) THAT THE UNITED STATES IS “RUNNING VENEZUELA NOW” AND “WE ARE GOING TO STAY IN VENEZUELA”
So we’re taking over Venezuela?
January 3, 2026 at 4:50 PM
So we’re taking over Venezuela?
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I feel like I haven’t even been properly lied to about the purposes of this war
January 3, 2026 at 9:13 AM
I feel like I haven’t even been properly lied to about the purposes of this war
Just saw an interview with the director of the Trump Kennedy Center. What an ass!
January 2, 2026 at 11:39 PM
Just saw an interview with the director of the Trump Kennedy Center. What an ass!
I might need to move back to NY
January 2, 2026 at 10:17 PM
I might need to move back to NY
Heard a story from my mom’s neighbors that they have a White House ornament on their tree and it fell off and the East Wing broke off 😂
January 2, 2026 at 4:41 PM
Heard a story from my mom’s neighbors that they have a White House ornament on their tree and it fell off and the East Wing broke off 😂
Realizing my kitten is basically the Baby Jesus as all my mom’s friends and neighbors stop by to admire him and give him gifts.
January 1, 2026 at 9:12 PM
Realizing my kitten is basically the Baby Jesus as all my mom’s friends and neighbors stop by to admire him and give him gifts.
MTV went off the air tonight by playing the video for Video Killed The Radio Star. Got me in the feels.
January 1, 2026 at 5:09 AM
MTV went off the air tonight by playing the video for Video Killed The Radio Star. Got me in the feels.
Still mad Trump gets the 250th birthday and the Olympics
January 1, 2026 at 3:38 AM
Still mad Trump gets the 250th birthday and the Olympics
Getting sworn in at an abandoned subway station is super cool, but it does give a little bit of a Batman villain vibe
December 31, 2025 at 5:59 PM
Getting sworn in at an abandoned subway station is super cool, but it does give a little bit of a Batman villain vibe
So glad I named my kitten for Caleb Wilson* They’re both awesome and adorable.
*He’s named for multiple Caleb’s (and also Caleb means ‘the bold one’, which fits)
*He’s named for multiple Caleb’s (and also Caleb means ‘the bold one’, which fits)
December 31, 2025 at 1:32 AM
So glad I named my kitten for Caleb Wilson* They’re both awesome and adorable.
*He’s named for multiple Caleb’s (and also Caleb means ‘the bold one’, which fits)
*He’s named for multiple Caleb’s (and also Caleb means ‘the bold one’, which fits)
Too bad she’s awful, because Peachy Keenan is a great name
MAGA mom sparks right-wing fury by claiming she’s never met freedom-loving immigrants
MAGA mom sparks right-wing fury by claiming she’s never met freedom-loving immigrants
MAGA mom sparks right-wing fury by claiming she’s never met freedom-loving immigrants
www.independent.co.uk
December 29, 2025 at 8:12 PM
Too bad she’s awful, because Peachy Keenan is a great name
Your annual reminder that the scenery-chewing acting of the adults in A Christmas Story is worthy of ‘a major award’
December 27, 2025 at 12:30 AM
Your annual reminder that the scenery-chewing acting of the adults in A Christmas Story is worthy of ‘a major award’
There’s a Scrooge out there named Alison Stackpole, who redeemed an Amazon card my cousin sent to the wrong email
December 26, 2025 at 5:56 PM
There’s a Scrooge out there named Alison Stackpole, who redeemed an Amazon card my cousin sent to the wrong email
Learned my favorite new word: meeple
December 26, 2025 at 2:43 AM
Learned my favorite new word: meeple
Caleb took full advantage of Christmas morning. Here he is in a brief moment of stillness amongst the wrappings, and enjoying one of his gifts. The family consensus is that he’s a good dude.
December 25, 2025 at 6:16 PM
Caleb took full advantage of Christmas morning. Here he is in a brief moment of stillness amongst the wrappings, and enjoying one of his gifts. The family consensus is that he’s a good dude.
God was the whole Gulf of America thing *this* year?
December 25, 2025 at 4:55 AM
God was the whole Gulf of America thing *this* year?
lol just learned I gave my kitten a name that’s derived from the word Dog
December 24, 2025 at 1:36 PM
lol just learned I gave my kitten a name that’s derived from the word Dog
Is there a convicted sex offender club?? I can’t think of any reason why Epstein and Nasser would know each other.
December 23, 2025 at 9:04 PM
Is there a convicted sex offender club?? I can’t think of any reason why Epstein and Nasser would know each other.
Yes, please leave the presidency!! Please tell him when you see him tonight @michaelcrawford.com lol
Trump: "Tell me what you think of my 'Master of Ceremony' abilities. If really good, would you like me to leave the Presidency in order to make “hosting” a full time job?"
December 23, 2025 at 3:15 PM
Yes, please leave the presidency!! Please tell him when you see him tonight @michaelcrawford.com lol
This Epstein-Nasser letter seems fake
December 23, 2025 at 2:04 PM
This Epstein-Nasser letter seems fake
Checking out his namesake
December 23, 2025 at 3:03 AM
Checking out his namesake