ASPiper
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Your annual reminder that the scenery-chewing acting of the adults in A Christmas Story is worthy of ‘a major award’
December 27, 2025 at 12:30 AM
Your annual reminder that the scenery-chewing acting of the adults in A Christmas Story is worthy of ‘a major award’
There’s a Scrooge out there named Alison Stackpole, who redeemed an Amazon card my cousin sent to the wrong email
December 26, 2025 at 5:56 PM
There’s a Scrooge out there named Alison Stackpole, who redeemed an Amazon card my cousin sent to the wrong email
Learned my favorite new word: meeple
December 26, 2025 at 2:43 AM
Learned my favorite new word: meeple
Caleb took full advantage of Christmas morning. Here he is in a brief moment of stillness amongst the wrappings, and enjoying one of his gifts. The family consensus is that he’s a good dude.
December 25, 2025 at 6:16 PM
Caleb took full advantage of Christmas morning. Here he is in a brief moment of stillness amongst the wrappings, and enjoying one of his gifts. The family consensus is that he’s a good dude.
God was the whole Gulf of America thing *this* year?
December 25, 2025 at 4:55 AM
God was the whole Gulf of America thing *this* year?
lol just learned I gave my kitten a name that’s derived from the word Dog
December 24, 2025 at 1:36 PM
lol just learned I gave my kitten a name that’s derived from the word Dog
Is there a convicted sex offender club?? I can’t think of any reason why Epstein and Nasser would know each other.
December 23, 2025 at 9:04 PM
Is there a convicted sex offender club?? I can’t think of any reason why Epstein and Nasser would know each other.
Yes, please leave the presidency!! Please tell him when you see him tonight @michaelcrawford.com lol
Trump: "Tell me what you think of my 'Master of Ceremony' abilities. If really good, would you like me to leave the Presidency in order to make “hosting” a full time job?"
December 23, 2025 at 3:15 PM
Yes, please leave the presidency!! Please tell him when you see him tonight @michaelcrawford.com lol
This Epstein-Nasser letter seems fake
December 23, 2025 at 2:04 PM
This Epstein-Nasser letter seems fake
Checking out his namesake
December 23, 2025 at 3:03 AM
Checking out his namesake
ECU is an in-state rival?
December 23, 2025 at 1:07 AM
ECU is an in-state rival?
I only discovered this song a couple years ago and if you don’t know it, I highly recommend giving it a listen.
Chris Rea, the British blues-rock singer known for the holiday classic "Driving Home for Christmas," has died at age 74.
Chris Rea, 'Fool' and 'Driving Home for Christmas' singer, dies at 74
Chris Rea, the British blues-rock singer known for the holiday classic "Driving Home for Christmas," has died at age 74.
bit.ly
December 23, 2025 at 12:06 AM
I only discovered this song a couple years ago and if you don’t know it, I highly recommend giving it a listen.
I’m living for the Erika Kirk/JD Vance romance rumors. She just endorsed him for president? OMG, it’s so messy, love it.
December 21, 2025 at 3:05 PM
I’m living for the Erika Kirk/JD Vance romance rumors. She just endorsed him for president? OMG, it’s so messy, love it.
You know those situations that only happen in the movies and TV where a bunch of people magically come together to plan a party or decorate or whatever? That actually happened at my school today and it was so lovely.
December 16, 2025 at 11:57 PM
You know those situations that only happen in the movies and TV where a bunch of people magically come together to plan a party or decorate or whatever? That actually happened at my school today and it was so lovely.
Boy they really want me to watch Ella McKay
December 15, 2025 at 12:28 AM
Boy they really want me to watch Ella McKay
There is a plan in NC to reduce the corporate tax to 0 by 2030
December 7, 2025 at 2:27 PM
There is a plan in NC to reduce the corporate tax to 0 by 2030
This is absolutely true. I just kept showing up and doing the things and 2ish years later I’m spending this weekend planning a campaign with our top leaders
I really can't emphasize enough that if you care about local politics, all you gotta do is show up. Just a regular schmegular person showing up. Literally just show up consistently in person and within a remarkably short amount of time, you will have a shocking amount of influence.
December 6, 2025 at 6:49 PM
This is absolutely true. I just kept showing up and doing the things and 2ish years later I’m spending this weekend planning a campaign with our top leaders
Why does this picture look like it’s the SNL cold open this week?
December 5, 2025 at 11:49 PM
Why does this picture look like it’s the SNL cold open this week?
Someone should bottle the buzzy energy that runs through a school when there’s a possibility of snow
December 4, 2025 at 10:32 PM
Someone should bottle the buzzy energy that runs through a school when there’s a possibility of snow
One of my all time favorite tweets
December 3, 2025 at 11:17 PM
One of my all time favorite tweets
Reposted by ASPiper
The United States of America is the richest country in the world. All our citizens should get to share that. All our citizens should get to enjoy that!
November 30, 2025 at 6:35 PM
The United States of America is the richest country in the world. All our citizens should get to share that. All our citizens should get to enjoy that!
So rude of these Tar Heels to be playing during my Thanksgiving nap time
November 27, 2025 at 9:18 PM
So rude of these Tar Heels to be playing during my Thanksgiving nap time
ICE is about to start rounding up anyone who looks slightly Middle Eastern
November 27, 2025 at 4:18 PM
ICE is about to start rounding up anyone who looks slightly Middle Eastern
Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles and Busta Rhymes - name a better combo
November 27, 2025 at 3:38 PM
Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles and Busta Rhymes - name a better combo