Al
@asteroidsalad.bsky.social
You know that bloke you try to ignore in social settings who makes things awkward by just standing there... Northern Ireland massive
Went on a tinder coffee date earlier.
Why do people feel the need to lie about their age and use old pics?
I've been caught out like this a few times now.
Why do people feel the need to lie about their age and use old pics?
I've been caught out like this a few times now.
November 29, 2025 at 3:12 PM
Went on a tinder coffee date earlier.
Why do people feel the need to lie about their age and use old pics?
I've been caught out like this a few times now.
Why do people feel the need to lie about their age and use old pics?
I've been caught out like this a few times now.
Was channel flicking and started watching Ros Na Run. Shit seems to have gone down before I started watching.... Not as good as Pobol y Cwm 🤣
November 29, 2025 at 11:43 AM
Was channel flicking and started watching Ros Na Run. Shit seems to have gone down before I started watching.... Not as good as Pobol y Cwm 🤣
Stupid move getting the flu and Covid jab at the same time. I fucking ache all over!
November 28, 2025 at 3:32 PM
Stupid move getting the flu and Covid jab at the same time. I fucking ache all over!
Does Trump only want to get the Epstein files released because he thinks everyone reckons he blew Clinton?
November 20, 2025 at 10:12 AM
Does Trump only want to get the Epstein files released because he thinks everyone reckons he blew Clinton?
Just watched #EvilDeadRise and went into full 'Scary Movie Brenda Meeks in the cinema' mode shouting at the stupid kids in the film 🤣
a woman is sitting in a theatre holding her head in pain .
ALT: a woman is sitting in a theatre holding her head in pain .
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November 19, 2025 at 9:49 PM
Just watched #EvilDeadRise and went into full 'Scary Movie Brenda Meeks in the cinema' mode shouting at the stupid kids in the film 🤣
I'm starting to think the denim chore jacket I just ordered will make me more Dexys Midnight Runners instead of stylish quinquagenarian about town
November 19, 2025 at 6:52 PM
I'm starting to think the denim chore jacket I just ordered will make me more Dexys Midnight Runners instead of stylish quinquagenarian about town
My cuz has sent everybody his Amazon wishlist for his bday/Xmas presents.
To say my fam has reacted negatively would be a understatement.
They've even gone so far to start a new family whatapp group without [NAME REDACTED] in it to bitch about him.
I feel they have one of those for me too.
To say my fam has reacted negatively would be a understatement.
They've even gone so far to start a new family whatapp group without [NAME REDACTED] in it to bitch about him.
I feel they have one of those for me too.
November 19, 2025 at 5:58 PM
My cuz has sent everybody his Amazon wishlist for his bday/Xmas presents.
To say my fam has reacted negatively would be a understatement.
They've even gone so far to start a new family whatapp group without [NAME REDACTED] in it to bitch about him.
I feel they have one of those for me too.
To say my fam has reacted negatively would be a understatement.
They've even gone so far to start a new family whatapp group without [NAME REDACTED] in it to bitch about him.
I feel they have one of those for me too.
The 9 mince pies and a giant cup of tea I just inhaled has put me in snooze mode
November 18, 2025 at 7:28 PM
The 9 mince pies and a giant cup of tea I just inhaled has put me in snooze mode
I just watched someone trip and hit the ground so hard it hurt my back and neck watching it happen.
November 15, 2025 at 10:10 AM
I just watched someone trip and hit the ground so hard it hurt my back and neck watching it happen.
I just threw up so hard, I think it rearranged my internal organs.
November 11, 2025 at 8:13 AM
I just threw up so hard, I think it rearranged my internal organs.
2 extremely drunk women enter the pub
Don't sit near me, Don't sit near me.... GOD DAMN IT!!
Don't sit near me, Don't sit near me.... GOD DAMN IT!!
November 10, 2025 at 2:55 PM
2 extremely drunk women enter the pub
Don't sit near me, Don't sit near me.... GOD DAMN IT!!
Don't sit near me, Don't sit near me.... GOD DAMN IT!!
Something has running round in the roof space for a month now but I'm too much of a pussy to see what it is. I can hear it's little nails tapping on the floorboards up there. I might have to burn the house down.
May 11, 2025 at 8:17 AM
Something has running round in the roof space for a month now but I'm too much of a pussy to see what it is. I can hear it's little nails tapping on the floorboards up there. I might have to burn the house down.
Did all households get a NI Labour Market Survey? I had some bloke knock on my door asking why I hadn't done it earlier. I may have been a bit rude 😬
May 9, 2025 at 6:08 PM
Did all households get a NI Labour Market Survey? I had some bloke knock on my door asking why I hadn't done it earlier. I may have been a bit rude 😬
I never knew Ards has a bloody airport!!!
May 6, 2025 at 12:27 PM
I never knew Ards has a bloody airport!!!
All on my YouTube has pics of Farage's shit eating grin. Labour has got to get a new leader if people would rather vote for shit breath than Starmer
May 3, 2025 at 12:00 AM
All on my YouTube has pics of Farage's shit eating grin. Labour has got to get a new leader if people would rather vote for shit breath than Starmer
Watching #mobland. On episode 3, I think I know who the tout is but there's so many fuckers it could be. I'm not usually into the Oi! CUNT! landan hardman geezer shows but this is alright.
May 2, 2025 at 8:13 PM
Watching #mobland. On episode 3, I think I know who the tout is but there's so many fuckers it could be. I'm not usually into the Oi! CUNT! landan hardman geezer shows but this is alright.
All this Kneecap drama is just what everyone in politics loves. Let's make a big deal of this over here and you just ignore what we're doing over here.
April 30, 2025 at 12:38 PM
All this Kneecap drama is just what everyone in politics loves. Let's make a big deal of this over here and you just ignore what we're doing over here.
Woohoo, only 9 trips to the toilet lastnight
a man laying in bed with the words " i am the master of my own bladder " above him
ALT: a man laying in bed with the words " i am the master of my own bladder " above him
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April 29, 2025 at 8:10 AM
Woohoo, only 9 trips to the toilet lastnight
I forgot I'd joined this lol
February 19, 2025 at 5:04 PM
I forgot I'd joined this lol
You think you can outsmart a bull... until you're airborne #BullVsMan #InstantRegret
January 8, 2025 at 7:19 PM
You think you can outsmart a bull... until you're airborne #BullVsMan #InstantRegret
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This is the court room sketch of Rudy Giuliani being found in Contempt today.
January 7, 2025 at 12:05 AM
This is the court room sketch of Rudy Giuliani being found in Contempt today.
*Wakes up* 7 hours into 2025 and nothing has gone fubar yet.....
January 1, 2025 at 7:00 AM
*Wakes up* 7 hours into 2025 and nothing has gone fubar yet.....
Everytime I hit a bad guy I'm sure it's brain damage every time. Shovels, hammers, pans are weapons of mass destruction in Indiana Jones's hands. I'm starting to feel sorry for the nazis and that never gets said. #IndianaJonesAndTheGreatCircle #Bethesda
December 13, 2024 at 5:18 AM
Everytime I hit a bad guy I'm sure it's brain damage every time. Shovels, hammers, pans are weapons of mass destruction in Indiana Jones's hands. I'm starting to feel sorry for the nazis and that never gets said. #IndianaJonesAndTheGreatCircle #Bethesda