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Al
@asteroidsalad.bsky.social
You know that bloke you try to ignore in social settings who makes things awkward by just standing there... Northern Ireland massive
*Sniggers*
November 12, 2025 at 7:03 PM
You think you can outsmart a bull... until you're airborne #BullVsMan #InstantRegret
January 8, 2025 at 7:19 PM
Everytime I sneak back onto Twitter for a nosey, I get hit by this. Space Karen coming over a bit desperate....
December 2, 2024 at 11:57 PM
Don't know where I saved this from but speaks all sorts of truth....... #politics
December 2, 2024 at 11:48 PM
Music video idea: Vanessa Carlton is playing the piano, and then DMX suddenly busts through through a door shouting: 'WHERE MY DOGS AT?!'
November 24, 2024 at 6:29 PM
A job that doesn't pay. What a fuck knuckle!
November 15, 2024 at 5:11 PM
Let's play a game....How much do you think this shirt is?
November 15, 2024 at 1:52 PM