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Al
@asteroidsalad.bsky.social
You know that bloke you try to ignore in social settings who makes things awkward by just standing there... Northern Ireland massive
Cheers buddy 👍🏾
November 28, 2025 at 3:58 PM
OMG you're pregnant! I'm so happy for you dude
November 21, 2025 at 8:22 PM
That bit when SJP manages to insult everyone at the table still makes me gasp lol
November 21, 2025 at 6:22 PM
I was that baby.... And she really didn't need to go around the world to find me, she left me in fucking Boots!
November 19, 2025 at 9:51 PM
Jeez
November 19, 2025 at 9:43 PM
Phrasing! 😆
November 19, 2025 at 8:09 PM
Because film companies are scared of original ideas
November 19, 2025 at 8:05 PM
Wear and tear?! *Loads shotgun* it's better this way
May 11, 2025 at 8:29 AM
I bet. When I was a yoof working at a club, I used to have to look after all the singers/groups doing PA's. It was baby sitting fucking children sometimes
May 11, 2025 at 8:22 AM
ARE THEY TEETH?!
May 10, 2025 at 1:29 PM