Dr Malice
@atarbuck.bsky.social
Poet & academic. Author of ‘A Spell in the Wild'& 'Modern Craft'. Queer as a bent penny, likes the sea, silk stockings, an excess of green. 🏳️🌈 she/they. Crepuscular/ Chaucerian/ enamoured of rot.
i once said to my boyf ‘i cannot watch this orange show, there is too much pine’ and i stand by it
February 3, 2026 at 11:22 PM
i once said to my boyf ‘i cannot watch this orange show, there is too much pine’ and i stand by it
Got a funny* story that involves LS and me, and I sure as hell won’t be telling it here.
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To give u an idea of how powerful men protect each other, remember Moira Donegan's "Shitty Men in Media" list? Here are former Paris Review Editor Lorin Stein (who got fired for being named), Michael Wolff, & Epstein discussing backing Stephen Eliott to supress MeToo
www.justice.gov/epstein/file...
www.justice.gov/epstein/file...
February 3, 2026 at 11:20 PM
Got a funny* story that involves LS and me, and I sure as hell won’t be telling it here.
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Custard
Gertrude Stein, from ‘Tender Buttons’
Gertrude Stein, from ‘Tender Buttons’
February 3, 2026 at 8:00 PM
Custard
Gertrude Stein, from ‘Tender Buttons’
Gertrude Stein, from ‘Tender Buttons’
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🚨BREAKING:
The French government is currently raiding the X/Twitter offices in Paris.
The French government is currently raiding the X/Twitter offices in Paris.
February 3, 2026 at 10:59 AM
🚨BREAKING:
The French government is currently raiding the X/Twitter offices in Paris.
The French government is currently raiding the X/Twitter offices in Paris.
Its true, I am one of millions of women who don't want to have children with Steven Bartlett.
📢 “A huge amount of men between the age of 15 and 50 will not pass on their genes. They will effectively die out of the gene pool ... Should society intervene?” Steven Bartlett asked last year.
Two top podcasters have identified a global decline. The problem, they say, is women
www.smh.com.au
February 3, 2026 at 2:07 PM
Its true, I am one of millions of women who don't want to have children with Steven Bartlett.
Always fascinating when you take off your tinfoil hat, examine it, and see that it is actually just a perfectly normal hat full of evidence for the things you long suspected. You know, like hats usually are.
February 3, 2026 at 10:22 AM
Always fascinating when you take off your tinfoil hat, examine it, and see that it is actually just a perfectly normal hat full of evidence for the things you long suspected. You know, like hats usually are.
Perhaps too soon to tell, but I am worried that February is just two Januarys in a trench coat.
February 3, 2026 at 8:51 AM
Perhaps too soon to tell, but I am worried that February is just two Januarys in a trench coat.
god me toooo so much
February 2, 2026 at 3:23 PM
god me toooo so much
right???? i adore the books!
February 2, 2026 at 3:23 PM
right???? i adore the books!
OH MY GOD WHAT
Temeraire: The Roleplaying Game launches on Kickstarter on Feb 24th! Ready to take to the skies now? Download the brand new quickstart from Magpie Games at magpiegames.com/teme... and join the war as both humans and dragons!
February 2, 2026 at 3:14 PM
OH MY GOD WHAT
SUCH a cutting and insightful comment what a CRYING SHAME I do not have an alt to put it in.
February 2, 2026 at 3:12 PM
SUCH a cutting and insightful comment what a CRYING SHAME I do not have an alt to put it in.
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It’s 2026. There is a measles outbreak in the prison for babies
February 2, 2026 at 7:15 AM
It’s 2026. There is a measles outbreak in the prison for babies
In the spirit of The Good Place, I've been pronouncing Aristotle like Chipotle
February 2, 2026 at 11:32 AM
In the spirit of The Good Place, I've been pronouncing Aristotle like Chipotle
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How is it that a church warden behind an interior design firm originally incorporated in the BVIs & tied to a Kazakh billionaire can make a £200,000 donation to Reform UK?
Source of funds not disclosed.
Farage has questions to answer.
The Electoral Commission must investigate.
Source of funds not disclosed.
Farage has questions to answer.
The Electoral Commission must investigate.
Churchwarden linked to foreign-born billionaire is behind £200k Reform gift
The man whose firm made the donations will not discuss where the money came from, nor his ties to wealthy Farage allies who may not hold citizenship
www.thetimes.com
February 1, 2026 at 10:44 AM
How is it that a church warden behind an interior design firm originally incorporated in the BVIs & tied to a Kazakh billionaire can make a £200,000 donation to Reform UK?
Source of funds not disclosed.
Farage has questions to answer.
The Electoral Commission must investigate.
Source of funds not disclosed.
Farage has questions to answer.
The Electoral Commission must investigate.
Bertie has a kong full of frozen smoked-mackerel pate, and he suggests that you, too, start your day this way.
February 2, 2026 at 9:33 AM
Bertie has a kong full of frozen smoked-mackerel pate, and he suggests that you, too, start your day this way.
Berts had a companionate vomit this morning too! A little pile of stick-fragments.
February 2, 2026 at 9:30 AM
Berts had a companionate vomit this morning too! A little pile of stick-fragments.
My plan for today is to listen to a load of Brahms, feel free to join me: www.youtube.com/watch?v=51xD...
Brahms: 1. Sinfonie ∙ hr-Sinfonieorchester ∙ Andrés Orozco-Estrada
YouTube video by hr-Sinfonieorchester – Frankfurt Radio Symphony
www.youtube.com
February 2, 2026 at 9:21 AM
My plan for today is to listen to a load of Brahms, feel free to join me: www.youtube.com/watch?v=51xD...
simply cannot tell you how thrilled i am about this state of affairs
a tiger costume is standing in front of a clock that shows the time as 1:15
ALT: a tiger costume is standing in front of a clock that shows the time as 1:15
media.tenor.com
February 1, 2026 at 2:49 PM
simply cannot tell you how thrilled i am about this state of affairs
Looking for a girlfriend in the tide pools.
February 1, 2026 at 2:35 PM
Looking for a girlfriend in the tide pools.
Never mind the jobs you've had or the classes you took, tell me 5 things you can eat until you explode. #FoodSky
I once ate jamon serrano until my mouth literally bled.
I would do it again.
I once ate jamon serrano until my mouth literally bled.
I would do it again.
Never mind the jobs you've had or the classes you took, tell me 5 things you can eat until you explode.
Vegetable tempura
Sashimi
Roast potatoes
Flaked chocolate truffles
Malteasers
Not together though, that would be weird.
Vegetable tempura
Sashimi
Roast potatoes
Flaked chocolate truffles
Malteasers
Not together though, that would be weird.
Never mind the jobs you've had or the classes you took, tell me 5 things you can eat until you explode. #FoodSky
Dim sum
North Carolina barbecue
Lampredotto
Dim sum
Pastitsio
Dim sum
North Carolina barbecue
Lampredotto
Dim sum
Pastitsio
February 1, 2026 at 1:34 PM
Never mind the jobs you've had or the classes you took, tell me 5 things you can eat until you explode. #FoodSky
I once ate jamon serrano until my mouth literally bled.
I would do it again.
I once ate jamon serrano until my mouth literally bled.
I would do it again.
we have the ‘ancestors gallery’ on the stairs, which means GHOST STAIRS but also no lingering ghosts in any one room.
February 1, 2026 at 12:23 PM
we have the ‘ancestors gallery’ on the stairs, which means GHOST STAIRS but also no lingering ghosts in any one room.
We give the kinds of gifts that haunt your dreams.
Celery Stalin is THE most fantastic late Christmas gift from @atarbuck.bsky.social , @alysdragon.bsky.social , and @doomedrider.bsky.social
January 31, 2026 at 10:47 PM
We give the kinds of gifts that haunt your dreams.
my entire life is an attempt to move closer to his way of being
January 31, 2026 at 10:18 AM
my entire life is an attempt to move closer to his way of being
Oh, I am sad. She was really rather brilliant.
a picture of a woman from schitts creek with the caption it was the bebe
ALT: a picture of a woman from schitts creek with the caption it was the bebe
media.tenor.com
January 30, 2026 at 9:03 PM
Oh, I am sad. She was really rather brilliant.