Alys Werewilfred Earl
@alysdragon.bsky.social
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Writer, aesthete, reprobate. Writes as A W Earl (and, previously, Alys Earl) but you can call me Fred. Has sword, will travel. They/them.
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alysdragon.bsky.social
Found a jar of a beautiful, dark ruby coloured jelly in the cupboard. It’s clearly savoury, because otherwise I’d have put it with the jam in the cellar, but there is *no label*.

It’s a mystery.
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thedailytism.com
“I’m the reason we don’t have a ‘days without incident’ counter. They had it shredded, removed and thrown into the fires of Mordor.”

Compensate us for workplace injuries that were definitely our fault by reading the full article on Patreon: www.patreon.com/posts/139919...
Workplace risk assessment fails to account for dyspraxic woman 

Woman in office tripping over comically
alysdragon.bsky.social
If you want an insight into the neurotypicality of this household, please bear in mind that Sprog1 and other I have never discussed cutlery preferences. But…
Me: There are no spoons in the drawer.
Mattie: No, there’s one.
Me: Yeah, but that’s the bad spoon.
Mattie: What?
Sprog1: THE EVIL SPOON.
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emilybrand.bsky.social
V. excited to have found a child's diary from 1789, covering the period he & his family fled the French Revolution

... So far it has mostly been 'I am very annoyed about running away!', accompanied with detailed blow by blow accounts of his tutor's unfortunate bouts of diarrhoea #18c
a man sitting in a chair with a hulu logo on the bottom
ALT: a man sitting in a chair with a hulu logo on the bottom
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alysdragon.bsky.social
The Killers there, asking the vital questions: are we human?

Or are we *dancers*?

#LyricalGenius
alysdragon.bsky.social
Thank you! (I have to say, I’m quite proud of that poem.)
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mobeena.bsky.social
Have seen two instances of people feeling the need to ask why women in a public space look “bored” and “moody”.

NO ONE OWES YOU A SMILE, SUNSHINE
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olufemiotaiwo.bsky.social
repost this if an editor has ever saved you from yourself
blipstress.bsky.social
An actual hot take: Too many authors are afraid of editors watering down their voice or whatever and not afraid enough of editors letting you put any old slop on the page.
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renardpress.com
🥁 SHORTLIST ANNOUNCEMENT 🥁

Delighted to say the Interwoven announcement is out! Such a pleasure to see such a depth of talent and experience on this list, and can’t wait for you all to meet the poems!

renardpress.com/interwoven-a...
alysdragon.bsky.social
Variously for the places I’ve lived:
Trottiscliffe
Wymondham
Buccleuch
darklyadapted.bsky.social
Where I live now
Bovey Tracey
Teign
Teignmouth
Kennford
Buckfastleigh
merriam-webster.com
What’s the word where you’re from that, when pronounced exactly as it looks, identifies a tourist immediately?
alysdragon.bsky.social
“If you’re thinking about this, don’t! If you’re considering it, RECONSIDER.”
alysdragon.bsky.social
Sending out the bat signal that, if you want a sexy, irreverent Regency Romp written by yours truly, then the entire first book is available to read, for free, online, and the second one is starting next week.

Just give @earlofforthenby.bsky.social a follow for updates. 💜
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pollyrowena.bsky.social
This #overdiagnosis discourse is dangerous and will be deadly to many - not just those with ME who have been at the mercy of quacks like Wesseley and O'Sullivan for years -
but everyone who the govt wishes to remove support from and has to find a way to claim are not actually disabled to do so.
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keithwdickinson.bsky.social
Today is a day when arts degrees are worthless, but the product of those degrees is so valuable it would kill an entire industry if they were made to pay for it.
alysdragon.bsky.social
It just isn’t for some of us.
alysdragon.bsky.social
Turns out some people are just not built for early mornings? I have never understood why “up and cheery at 6am, useless after 9pm” is considered so virtuous, while “up til 12am, useless before 9am” is seen as deviant. It’s the same hours!
alysdragon.bsky.social
EXACTLY THIS. And I can (now) come up smiling at around 9:30-10ish, if I’m rested and my fatigue isn’t bad? But how often does that bloody happen?