Athena Scalzi
@athenascalzi.com
Hey there! Welcome to my profile. Expect mostly nonsense and sometimes boba tea pictures. Plus I write stuff!
Scalzi™️ runs on dry cereal and Coke Zero. This is even more energy efficient than his previous solar powered functions, which didn’t pan out because he doesn’t go outside.
Well, yes, that's the problem. It wouldn't be helping, it would just be making more work for me because I would have to clean up its prose. I want to write my own stuff, not edit what an LLM puts out. Plus I am more energy efficient.
I anticipate that if you asked an AI to help you write anything, the quality would be LESS than if you just did it yourself.
November 26, 2025 at 4:36 PM
Scalzi™️ runs on dry cereal and Coke Zero. This is even more energy efficient than his previous solar powered functions, which didn’t pan out because he doesn’t go outside.
None pizza with left beef
That point ONLY arrives when you've done away with the cheese, pasata, AND the flatbread.
November 26, 2025 at 4:35 PM
None pizza with left beef
Guess who found out about this little fact AFTER getting a tattoo
November 26, 2025 at 5:17 AM
Guess who found out about this little fact AFTER getting a tattoo
No lie Brian Lagerstrom’s stuffing recipe is SO FLIPPIN GOOD it single-handedly made me actually like stuffing for once in my life
youtu.be/Z8J2HgaaSgQ?...
youtu.be/Z8J2HgaaSgQ?...
November 25, 2025 at 6:44 AM
No lie Brian Lagerstrom’s stuffing recipe is SO FLIPPIN GOOD it single-handedly made me actually like stuffing for once in my life
youtu.be/Z8J2HgaaSgQ?...
youtu.be/Z8J2HgaaSgQ?...
A Sunday bougie boozy brunch buffet with my bestie was much needed 🫶🏻
November 24, 2025 at 3:50 AM
A Sunday bougie boozy brunch buffet with my bestie was much needed 🫶🏻
All the exciting things happen when I’m not there 🙄
A dog ran into the yard! Charlie and the dog played and ran around for a while! The dog ran away! It started to rain! Charlie and I went inside! A busy day! Naps for everyone!
November 21, 2025 at 9:25 PM
All the exciting things happen when I’m not there 🙄
Reposted by Athena Scalzi
Big day for the Scalzi clan: Athena is officially moving out and moving into a house of her own. The closing was today; she's in possession of the keys and transferred over the utilities. Here's to the next stage in her life.
November 20, 2025 at 10:30 PM
Big day for the Scalzi clan: Athena is officially moving out and moving into a house of her own. The closing was today; she's in possession of the keys and transferred over the utilities. Here's to the next stage in her life.
DAMN Delta, second one this year huh 😭😭
November 18, 2025 at 2:19 PM
DAMN Delta, second one this year huh 😭😭
Bought this book to read on my flight (read the whole thing (it’s short heh)) and didn’t notice until later that @maryrobinettekowal.com translated it!!
November 18, 2025 at 11:44 AM
Bought this book to read on my flight (read the whole thing (it’s short heh)) and didn’t notice until later that @maryrobinettekowal.com translated it!!
Eating a beignet in a black shirt and black leggings while sitting in a black airport gate seat might not have been my best move
November 18, 2025 at 4:33 AM
Eating a beignet in a black shirt and black leggings while sitting in a black airport gate seat might not have been my best move
Well well well look who is at the San Francisco airport!
November 18, 2025 at 4:31 AM
Well well well look who is at the San Francisco airport!
Well well well, look who’s at the used bookstore
November 17, 2025 at 12:50 AM
Well well well, look who’s at the used bookstore
My favorite thing about being in San Fran is paying 9 dollars for one of the worst lattes I’ve ever had ☺️🤭🤩
November 16, 2025 at 6:35 PM
My favorite thing about being in San Fran is paying 9 dollars for one of the worst lattes I’ve ever had ☺️🤭🤩
I had 380 tabs open on my phone. My phone crashed out of nowhere and didn’t turn back on for like ten minutes. When it did, my tabs were gone. Rest In Peace everything I planned to buy over the past three years and didn’t get around to.
November 15, 2025 at 7:51 PM
I had 380 tabs open on my phone. My phone crashed out of nowhere and didn’t turn back on for like ten minutes. When it did, my tabs were gone. Rest In Peace everything I planned to buy over the past three years and didn’t get around to.
Absolutely convinced that every single taxi and Lyft driver don’t believe in using AC for some reason
November 14, 2025 at 9:43 PM
Absolutely convinced that every single taxi and Lyft driver don’t believe in using AC for some reason
RIP dad you’ll be missed 😔 and I’m so totally stealing your super fancy chair
I usually travel with a mask in my jacket pocket but today I wore a different jacket and when I reached for my mask it was not there, farewell my friends, I shall greet you when you travel beyond the veil
THIS IS WHAT I’VE BEEN SAYING ALL DAY
Hence me side eyeing people with my mask on in this GERM TUBE!!
(Also we are flying to different places funny enough)
Hence me side eyeing people with my mask on in this GERM TUBE!!
(Also we are flying to different places funny enough)
November 14, 2025 at 8:51 PM
RIP dad you’ll be missed 😔 and I’m so totally stealing your super fancy chair
I’m in San Francisco and every SINGLE billboard ad is for AI 💀 I’m not surprised but also.. ick.
November 14, 2025 at 8:39 PM
I’m in San Francisco and every SINGLE billboard ad is for AI 💀 I’m not surprised but also.. ick.
Plus I’m an absolute fucking maniac WAITING TO BE UNLEASHEDDD 👹👹👹👹👹
Honestly it's too late for me, I've lived in the same house for 25 years, I am absolutely locatable. That said, my driveway is two hundred meters long, my dog is suspicious of strangers, I'm a fair shot with a hunting bow, my neighbors are all armed and one of them is a cop, so, factor that all in.
Perhaps but I would feel better if you wouldn’t make it that much easier for them
November 14, 2025 at 8:33 PM
Plus I’m an absolute fucking maniac WAITING TO BE UNLEASHEDDD 👹👹👹👹👹
THIS IS WHAT I’VE BEEN SAYING ALL DAY
Hence me side eyeing people with my mask on in this GERM TUBE!!
(Also we are flying to different places funny enough)
Hence me side eyeing people with my mask on in this GERM TUBE!!
(Also we are flying to different places funny enough)
November 14, 2025 at 8:31 PM
THIS IS WHAT I’VE BEEN SAYING ALL DAY
Hence me side eyeing people with my mask on in this GERM TUBE!!
(Also we are flying to different places funny enough)
Hence me side eyeing people with my mask on in this GERM TUBE!!
(Also we are flying to different places funny enough)
Thanks for the lovely window seat Delta 🤩🤩
(this is the second time this year I’ve had this happen 😶)
(this is the second time this year I’ve had this happen 😶)
November 14, 2025 at 5:52 PM
Thanks for the lovely window seat Delta 🤩🤩
(this is the second time this year I’ve had this happen 😶)
(this is the second time this year I’ve had this happen 😶)
Second time this week 🥲
HOW DARE YOU CALL ME OUT ON THIS
MY OWN FLESH AND BLOOD
THAT'S IT YOU'RE OUT OF THE WILL
AGAIN
MY OWN FLESH AND BLOOD
THAT'S IT YOU'RE OUT OF THE WILL
AGAIN
November 14, 2025 at 5:50 PM
Second time this week 🥲
I can’t remember who beat him to the punch but I saw this joke on here YESTERDAY 💀
Oreoboros
oh wow that’s crazy
oreos with bits of
of oreos. in them
Real Bits of Oreos
oreos with bits of
of oreos. in them
Real Bits of Oreos
November 14, 2025 at 5:20 PM
I can’t remember who beat him to the punch but I saw this joke on here YESTERDAY 💀
This lady at my gate is sniffling, sneezing, coughing up a fucking lung, no mask or covering her mouth, and she’s THE FLIGHT ATTENDANT. MA’AM U HAVE NO BUSINESS SERVING PEOPLE THEIR FOOD AND DRINKS.
November 14, 2025 at 5:05 PM
This lady at my gate is sniffling, sneezing, coughing up a fucking lung, no mask or covering her mouth, and she’s THE FLIGHT ATTENDANT. MA’AM U HAVE NO BUSINESS SERVING PEOPLE THEIR FOOD AND DRINKS.
I never knew before right now that I definitely needed to hear the violin version of Despacito, so thank you Delta for playing that during boarding, honestly kind of rocked my morning.
November 14, 2025 at 12:00 PM
I never knew before right now that I definitely needed to hear the violin version of Despacito, so thank you Delta for playing that during boarding, honestly kind of rocked my morning.
I have the perfect chance to make the people around me on this flight very uncomfortable. Sword Art Online here I come 🤠
November 14, 2025 at 11:57 AM
I have the perfect chance to make the people around me on this flight very uncomfortable. Sword Art Online here I come 🤠