atleast1000snakes
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entering my “do i look like i know what a jpeg is” era
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an egyptian trying to ask his wife about going on a walk in front of their excitable dog but having to spell it out because he knows that word: honey, would you like to go on a kneeling man-heron with wings raised-scarab-standing man-barley?
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pals you gotta quit spotify
December 8, 2025 at 4:44 PM
pals you gotta quit spotify
join necromancer fitness today so you don’t lose all your lifetime of gains after death! commit to your fitness journey FOREVER
December 8, 2025 at 3:22 PM
join necromancer fitness today so you don’t lose all your lifetime of gains after death! commit to your fitness journey FOREVER
if you’re not ready to be woke, at least be awake
December 8, 2025 at 3:51 AM
if you’re not ready to be woke, at least be awake
*using my big greasy police chief fingers to slide this post across the desk to my number 1 special agent, a legend in the undercover world* this information is too important to risk falling into the wrong hands. we’re sending you in deep this time.
Inside of my head is a list of what drug matches with what animal (spiritually). Cocaine is rat. Weed is water mammals. I will divulge the rest of the list to my bride on our wedding night.
December 8, 2025 at 12:52 AM
*using my big greasy police chief fingers to slide this post across the desk to my number 1 special agent, a legend in the undercover world* this information is too important to risk falling into the wrong hands. we’re sending you in deep this time.
whether it’s a chat bot telling me to pull the trigger with my toe or an endless sea of blue wave bots making me look at the most insipid takes possible, all ai wants me to do is kill myself.
December 8, 2025 at 12:40 AM
whether it’s a chat bot telling me to pull the trigger with my toe or an endless sea of blue wave bots making me look at the most insipid takes possible, all ai wants me to do is kill myself.
santa can’t figure out how to leave coal in my fishnet stocking because it just falls out
December 7, 2025 at 11:06 PM
santa can’t figure out how to leave coal in my fishnet stocking because it just falls out
the backstreet boys after i, a very powerful necromancer, raise them from the dead yet again to perform at my 585th birthday party: oh my god we’re back again
December 7, 2025 at 9:40 PM
the backstreet boys after i, a very powerful necromancer, raise them from the dead yet again to perform at my 585th birthday party: oh my god we’re back again
you only need artificial intelligence if you don’t produce any naturally
December 7, 2025 at 7:19 PM
you only need artificial intelligence if you don’t produce any naturally
when they can just broadcast this to zero repercussions yet any of us could catch a perma-ban for saying “i wish ill on jk rowling”. literally the only consequences for calling for public murder are interviews and articles!
it does feel like an intense societal problem that the founder of palantir, the biggest survellience company, thinks like this
December 7, 2025 at 5:39 PM
when they can just broadcast this to zero repercussions yet any of us could catch a perma-ban for saying “i wish ill on jk rowling”. literally the only consequences for calling for public murder are interviews and articles!
every time i open this app my brain gets cored like an apple
December 7, 2025 at 2:29 AM
every time i open this app my brain gets cored like an apple
they should invent human sized washing machines for when you don’t have the energy to shower
December 6, 2025 at 11:48 PM
they should invent human sized washing machines for when you don’t have the energy to shower
oh buddy, now you’ve done it. i’m putting in my combat teeth.
December 6, 2025 at 11:44 PM
oh buddy, now you’ve done it. i’m putting in my combat teeth.
“if you wanna be my lover/
you gotta get with my friends”
-toby keith
you gotta get with my friends”
-toby keith
December 6, 2025 at 11:40 PM
“if you wanna be my lover/
you gotta get with my friends”
-toby keith
you gotta get with my friends”
-toby keith
sly cooper is the right answer and it’s not even close
December 6, 2025 at 11:34 PM
sly cooper is the right answer and it’s not even close
they’re calling me the ebenezer scrooge of sex
December 6, 2025 at 11:30 PM
they’re calling me the ebenezer scrooge of sex
tiger tiger, you are neat
seeing you’s a real big treat
seeing you’s a real big treat
Which lines of poetry live rent-free in your head?
December 6, 2025 at 11:17 PM
tiger tiger, you are neat
seeing you’s a real big treat
seeing you’s a real big treat
i can’t believe this fcukin guy #cancelskip
women shouldnt vote
December 6, 2025 at 10:45 PM
i can’t believe this fcukin guy #cancelskip
I went to the tragic backstory store and everyone there implied you held a dark secret
December 6, 2025 at 7:16 PM
I went to the tragic backstory store and everyone there implied you held a dark secret
now pages like barstool sports and other sleazy content mills don’t even have to steal the videos they share anymore, just make a shitty facsimile of the viral thing.
this is AI, as should be obvious by the PICE vest, please stop sharing it.
December 6, 2025 at 6:52 PM
now pages like barstool sports and other sleazy content mills don’t even have to steal the videos they share anymore, just make a shitty facsimile of the viral thing.
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correct me if i’m wrong, but believe surgical transition involves being spun around in a big centrifuge for awhile
December 6, 2025 at 12:56 PM
correct me if i’m wrong, but believe surgical transition involves being spun around in a big centrifuge for awhile
you may use this post whenever something makes you go hmmm but you don’t want to post it yourself
December 6, 2025 at 5:18 PM
you may use this post whenever something makes you go hmmm but you don’t want to post it yourself
just play along, this might work … ahem, wow what a big and prestigious trophy and medal for Best Installer of Universal Healthcare, if only there was a big strong world leader we could award it to, oh how joyous it would make us to lavish this very prestigious award upon some big brave president.
December 6, 2025 at 5:04 PM
just play along, this might work … ahem, wow what a big and prestigious trophy and medal for Best Installer of Universal Healthcare, if only there was a big strong world leader we could award it to, oh how joyous it would make us to lavish this very prestigious award upon some big brave president.
no matter how bad your day is going it isn’t as bad as ch*rlie k*rk’s day (he is in hell)
December 6, 2025 at 4:27 PM
no matter how bad your day is going it isn’t as bad as ch*rlie k*rk’s day (he is in hell)
in professional tournament chess it is customary to eat the opposing pieces you eliminate from play. this is a sign of great respect among grandmasters.
December 6, 2025 at 4:12 PM
in professional tournament chess it is customary to eat the opposing pieces you eliminate from play. this is a sign of great respect among grandmasters.