Morning Song
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Every single fucking time, I swear.
January 13, 2026 at 3:18 AM
Every single fucking time, I swear.
Did you know that 85% of ICE agents pee their pants regularly?
January 13, 2026 at 2:28 AM
Did you know that 85% of ICE agents pee their pants regularly?
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We used to do real science
January 12, 2026 at 1:59 AM
We used to do real science
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Bonkers (Series, 1993 - 1994)
May 1, 2024 at 3:31 AM
Bonkers (Series, 1993 - 1994)
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looks like copilot is now attaching "?utm_source=copilot.com" to outbound ilnks, in case you want to join me in mocking any moron who shows up to your website from one of those
January 11, 2026 at 7:49 PM
looks like copilot is now attaching "?utm_source=copilot.com" to outbound ilnks, in case you want to join me in mocking any moron who shows up to your website from one of those
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Didn't know there was a port of Marble Madness for the FM Towns computer, but instantly realized what that meant - CD audio rearrangements of the soundtrack! 😄
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January 10, 2026 at 9:56 PM
Didn't know there was a port of Marble Madness for the FM Towns computer, but instantly realized what that meant - CD audio rearrangements of the soundtrack! 😄
🔊🎵
🔊🎵
THe real reason they say not to let your pets outside when they have a surgery cone is because it can act as a parabolic antenna
January 10, 2026 at 6:28 PM
THe real reason they say not to let your pets outside when they have a surgery cone is because it can act as a parabolic antenna
Whoever it was that decided that art tablets/tabletmonitors shouldn't have physical buttons and sliders anymore but instead have an upsold main-gauche gadget that, if you're lucky, can magnetically sorta-stick to the surface is my enemy forever.
January 10, 2026 at 4:34 PM
Whoever it was that decided that art tablets/tabletmonitors shouldn't have physical buttons and sliders anymore but instead have an upsold main-gauche gadget that, if you're lucky, can magnetically sorta-stick to the surface is my enemy forever.
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The double whammy of Discord moving towards an IPO and sending out a survey to see what sort of AI garbage they could get away with sends a pretty clear message about where they want to go.
January 10, 2026 at 3:48 PM
The double whammy of Discord moving towards an IPO and sending out a survey to see what sort of AI garbage they could get away with sends a pretty clear message about where they want to go.
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Several questions do in fact have an answer roughly equivalent of "I will nuke my account if you put this crap in there", in case you were wondering if this was worth your time
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January 10, 2026 at 5:44 AM
Several questions do in fact have an answer roughly equivalent of "I will nuke my account if you put this crap in there", in case you were wondering if this was worth your time
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Let Gen Z have their candy-colored aughts nostalgia. They must never know the truth of that time
October 10, 2024 at 5:49 PM
Let Gen Z have their candy-colored aughts nostalgia. They must never know the truth of that time
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Typical Meiji Government behavior
January 5, 2025 at 11:23 AM
Typical Meiji Government behavior
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Do not speak to anyone about this trial. Do not speak to other jury members. Don't say a word. Lay low. Keep your internet presence low and neutral. Then and only then, in court, when you the jury are asked what you find the defendant: not guilty.
His fate is in your hands, New York.
His fate is in your hands, New York.
UPDATE: LUIGI MANGIONE JURY SELECTION BEGINS SEPTEMBER 1ST.
NY RESIDENTS: You have never heard of Luigi. You have no problems with Healthcare. Do not mention anything about jury nullification. You have no thoughts on UnitedHealth. You are a completely neutral party who cares about your community.
NY RESIDENTS: You have never heard of Luigi. You have no problems with Healthcare. Do not mention anything about jury nullification. You have no thoughts on UnitedHealth. You are a completely neutral party who cares about your community.
January 9, 2026 at 6:55 PM
Do not speak to anyone about this trial. Do not speak to other jury members. Don't say a word. Lay low. Keep your internet presence low and neutral. Then and only then, in court, when you the jury are asked what you find the defendant: not guilty.
His fate is in your hands, New York.
His fate is in your hands, New York.
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The Ice Age movies are older than ICE
Dead or Alive Xtreme Beach Volleyball is older than ICE
Shrek is older than ICE
January 8, 2026 at 8:35 PM
The Ice Age movies are older than ICE
As someone who got like... probably about 1/3 of my politics from MASH as a teenager, I'm real glad it's back in the discourse.
January 8, 2026 at 8:10 PM
As someone who got like... probably about 1/3 of my politics from MASH as a teenager, I'm real glad it's back in the discourse.
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Be like Daniel. Have your New Years resolution be to tell any NYTimes “journalists” who approach you to eat a metaphorical dick
January 7, 2026 at 6:58 PM
Be like Daniel. Have your New Years resolution be to tell any NYTimes “journalists” who approach you to eat a metaphorical dick
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>turn-based
>originally imported from america
>heavily involves stats
>extremely popular in Japan
Baseball is a JRPG
>originally imported from america
>heavily involves stats
>extremely popular in Japan
Baseball is a JRPG
January 7, 2026 at 3:16 PM
>turn-based
>originally imported from america
>heavily involves stats
>extremely popular in Japan
Baseball is a JRPG
>originally imported from america
>heavily involves stats
>extremely popular in Japan
Baseball is a JRPG
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It wasn't an *injury* per se but i once had the random impulse that i was going to listen to the ocean in the (empty) big heavy duty thermos I use to keep ice water cold all day.
It was not completely empty
What was left, however, was very cold.
It was not completely empty
What was left, however, was very cold.
What's the most ridiculous way you ever hurt yourself? I got out of the tub, skidded in water and tripped over the toilet. Ankle sprain.
😅
😅
January 6, 2026 at 1:15 AM
It wasn't an *injury* per se but i once had the random impulse that i was going to listen to the ocean in the (empty) big heavy duty thermos I use to keep ice water cold all day.
It was not completely empty
What was left, however, was very cold.
It was not completely empty
What was left, however, was very cold.
Man, PCF's bragging-about-funding-ai and subsequent notpology really put a damper on the whole AGDQ thing this year.
January 6, 2026 at 1:04 AM
Man, PCF's bragging-about-funding-ai and subsequent notpology really put a damper on the whole AGDQ thing this year.
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January 5, 2026 at 11:54 PM
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autonomous cars have two serious problems. one is that they're products of the tech industry, which simply cannot be trusted to build anything infrastructural or important. the other is that they're cars
January 5, 2026 at 10:01 PM
autonomous cars have two serious problems. one is that they're products of the tech industry, which simply cannot be trusted to build anything infrastructural or important. the other is that they're cars