audreym
@audm.bsky.social
Do not meddle in the affairs of apparently harmless middle-aged women, for they are subtle and quick to anger
No DMs because Bluesky won't let me.
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No DMs because Bluesky won't let me.
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I think this is my favourite of all the data that @thestorygraph.com gives me. You can see the clear correlation between school holidays and pages read.
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#BookSky 💙📚
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January 1, 2026 at 12:30 AM
I think this is my favourite of all the data that @thestorygraph.com gives me. You can see the clear correlation between school holidays and pages read.
#TeacherLife
#BookSky 💙📚
#TeacherLife
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This year I decided to read every day, and today is day 365 of my reading streak. I've completed 67 books (258% of my 26 book target), in print or digital or audio. And enjoyed most of them.
#BookSky 💙📚
#BookIsBook
@thestorygraph.com
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#BookIsBook
@thestorygraph.com
December 31, 2025 at 11:13 PM
This year I decided to read every day, and today is day 365 of my reading streak. I've completed 67 books (258% of my 26 book target), in print or digital or audio. And enjoyed most of them.
#BookSky 💙📚
#BookIsBook
@thestorygraph.com
#BookSky 💙📚
#BookIsBook
@thestorygraph.com
I'm Death.
British student slash ghost hunter. Will accept this assignment.
Well, now I'm an English professor...
December 29, 2025 at 10:12 PM
I'm Death.
I'm starting to worry that this wedding band doesn't know "Grace" or "Amhrán na bhFiann" and how will everyone know when it's time to go home?
December 29, 2025 at 9:52 PM
I'm starting to worry that this wedding band doesn't know "Grace" or "Amhrán na bhFiann" and how will everyone know when it's time to go home?
Who does he think he is, going round pontificating about stuff?
Extremely funny to call the pope “holier-than-thou”
December 25, 2025 at 11:45 AM
Who does he think he is, going round pontificating about stuff?
FFS BBC 6 Music. If I wanted depressing conversations I'd have stayed on 5 Live.
December 25, 2025 at 11:43 AM
FFS BBC 6 Music. If I wanted depressing conversations I'd have stayed on 5 Live.
been (re)reading the Death books this month, working up to seasonal reread of Hogfather which I'm starting tonight.
Hogswatch is coming!
(don't approve of these new Discworld covers. If it's not Josh Kirby it's not really Discworld! But this is what my epub copy has stuck me with)
#BookSky 💙📚
Hogswatch is coming!
(don't approve of these new Discworld covers. If it's not Josh Kirby it's not really Discworld! But this is what my epub copy has stuck me with)
#BookSky 💙📚
December 24, 2025 at 9:24 PM
been (re)reading the Death books this month, working up to seasonal reread of Hogfather which I'm starting tonight.
Hogswatch is coming!
(don't approve of these new Discworld covers. If it's not Josh Kirby it's not really Discworld! But this is what my epub copy has stuck me with)
#BookSky 💙📚
Hogswatch is coming!
(don't approve of these new Discworld covers. If it's not Josh Kirby it's not really Discworld! But this is what my epub copy has stuck me with)
#BookSky 💙📚
In what may be the most middle aged, middle class thing I have ever done, I have a new favourite flavour of San Pellegrino (in my defence, I am not currently drinking C2H5OH so having to investigate alternatives)
December 24, 2025 at 11:18 AM
In what may be the most middle aged, middle class thing I have ever done, I have a new favourite flavour of San Pellegrino (in my defence, I am not currently drinking C2H5OH so having to investigate alternatives)
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Its Cliched to be Cynical at Christmas by Half Man Half Biscuit
YouTube video by richardj5
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December 24, 2025 at 10:56 AM
Added the first Series of Unfortunate Events book to my Xmas holidays TBR, after a (very lovely) student recommended the books "because it's the story of your life". Very curious to find out what they think the story of my life is!
#TeacherLife
#BookSky 📚💙
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December 19, 2025 at 10:22 AM
Added the first Series of Unfortunate Events book to my Xmas holidays TBR, after a (very lovely) student recommended the books "because it's the story of your life". Very curious to find out what they think the story of my life is!
#TeacherLife
#BookSky 📚💙
#TeacherLife
#BookSky 📚💙
I really am shockingly bad at geography. In my defence, Russia is shockingly vast.
December 17, 2025 at 12:03 AM
I really am shockingly bad at geography. In my defence, Russia is shockingly vast.
#TFW you're enjoying your nonfiction book when the author qoutes Jared Diamond and you feel the ire of @uglyshmugly.bsky.social rising
December 17, 2025 at 12:02 AM
#TFW you're enjoying your nonfiction book when the author qoutes Jared Diamond and you feel the ire of @uglyshmugly.bsky.social rising
It's been a very long term and we're all very tired. But then a Christmas card from a lovely Year 7 reminds you why it's all worth it.
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![A handwritten note, decorated with Christmas tree, that says "Hello, Miss! This is my first winter (Christmas) at [school] and not gonna lie, it was the best time ever. You have made me more confident by meeting new people since I started high school. Hope you have a good Christmas!"](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:z4j3n4q4guq67hlwbdof7wku/bafkreigauwwxkkskgivq52ntrhqdctj6yeanmlgzef5szze22dfn3r2gwi@jpeg)
December 16, 2025 at 7:55 PM
It's been a very long term and we're all very tired. But then a Christmas card from a lovely Year 7 reminds you why it's all worth it.
#TeacherLife
#TeacherLife
I had been doing quite well with breaking up with Jeff B's Evil Empire this year. But as some health issues have intervened, I might have to wrap myself in a "No ethical consumption under capitalism" banner and buy from him after all.
December 13, 2025 at 9:58 AM
I had been doing quite well with breaking up with Jeff B's Evil Empire this year. But as some health issues have intervened, I might have to wrap myself in a "No ethical consumption under capitalism" banner and buy from him after all.
I'm not saying my mum's right that I will never grow up. But I have just asked Santa for a pair of Scotland pyjamas to when I have to get up in the middle of the night for world cup matches in the summer
December 11, 2025 at 7:19 PM
I'm not saying my mum's right that I will never grow up. But I have just asked Santa for a pair of Scotland pyjamas to when I have to get up in the middle of the night for world cup matches in the summer
Sometimes you just need some pterry in your life. This is one of those times. Imma re-read the Death books, leading up to the seasonally appropriate Hogfather.
Hogswatch is coming!
#BookSky 💙📚
#DiscWorld 🐢
Hogswatch is coming!
#BookSky 💙📚
#DiscWorld 🐢
December 9, 2025 at 8:35 PM
Sometimes you just need some pterry in your life. This is one of those times. Imma re-read the Death books, leading up to the seasonally appropriate Hogfather.
Hogswatch is coming!
#BookSky 💙📚
#DiscWorld 🐢
Hogswatch is coming!
#BookSky 💙📚
#DiscWorld 🐢
December 8, 2025 at 8:20 PM
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What I read/listened to in November, via @thestorygraph.com
Currently on 337 day reading streak, 60 books read so far this year (26 was my target!). Yay for consuming books on paper and ereader and audio. In the words of the mighty #BookGoblin, Book Is Book.
#BookSky 💙📚
Currently on 337 day reading streak, 60 books read so far this year (26 was my target!). Yay for consuming books on paper and ereader and audio. In the words of the mighty #BookGoblin, Book Is Book.
#BookSky 💙📚
December 3, 2025 at 6:41 PM
What I read/listened to in November, via @thestorygraph.com
Currently on 337 day reading streak, 60 books read so far this year (26 was my target!). Yay for consuming books on paper and ereader and audio. In the words of the mighty #BookGoblin, Book Is Book.
#BookSky 💙📚
Currently on 337 day reading streak, 60 books read so far this year (26 was my target!). Yay for consuming books on paper and ereader and audio. In the words of the mighty #BookGoblin, Book Is Book.
#BookSky 💙📚
November 22, 2025 at 3:08 PM
Me, DNFing 2 books in a week
a man in a suit and tie is disappointed
ALT: a man in a suit and tie is disappointed
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November 21, 2025 at 9:40 PM
Me, DNFing 2 books in a week
