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unsolicited dm receiver @audunman.bsky.social · Feb 3

“Stop quoting laws to men with swords” is gonna be the defining phrase of this era huh.

I’m afraid you’re gonna have to get your hands dirty and put one of these broccoli head mfers through a window.

unsolicited dm receiver @audunman.bsky.social · 2h

Also featuring The Chemist from MANDY

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unsolicited dm receiver @audunman.bsky.social · 10h

Suits us atm tbh!

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unsolicited dm receiver @audunman.bsky.social · 2d

We were also +0.43 per 90 going into this game. That’s Europa league numbers.

unsolicited dm receiver @audunman.bsky.social · 2d

Oh I would be shocked if we sack him before the summer, because we are competently run and mid-season changes typically don’t work out particularly well long term, but starting to put together profiles on potential successors? 100% on the table imo

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unsolicited dm receiver @audunman.bsky.social · Mar 16

I think the public will be more amenable to this take now:

I have significant doubts that Arne Slot is the man for the job long term

unsolicited dm receiver @audunman.bsky.social · Feb 22

The time has come for me to reveal the existence of my annual Secret Hot Take, the contents of which will remain confidential until the Premier League title has been mathematically decided

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unsolicited dm receiver @audunman.bsky.social · 2d

Two Utd players mishit the ball in their own box and we have five guys standing still six yards out with nobody even casually interested in getting involved

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unsolicited dm receiver @audunman.bsky.social · 24d

Damn that’s crazy, should’ve tried playing well and defend set pieces

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unsolicited dm receiver @audunman.bsky.social · 17d

Be nice if the lads at some point picked up on the fact that Mamardashvili is left footed

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unsolicited dm receiver @audunman.bsky.social · 2d

Just the easiest back post cross to deliver and we’re sailing it 20 yards outta bounds

unsolicited dm receiver @audunman.bsky.social · 2d

Fortunately if we finish every possession with a shot off target transitions won’t happen so

unsolicited dm receiver @audunman.bsky.social · 2d

A 4-2-4 with Wirtz as one of the 2 — and Curtis jones the other — sounds like we’re looking to get cooked in transition

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unsolicited dm receiver @audunman.bsky.social · 2d

It’s so convenient when “natural motions” allow you to handle the ball and hack down people

unsolicited dm receiver @audunman.bsky.social · 2d

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unsolicited dm receiver @audunman.bsky.social · 2d

Against palace we had Gakpo track Munoz all the way and it was clearly an adjustment made for that game specifically. We’re not doing any of that now so Amad has all the space he wants.

unsolicited dm receiver @audunman.bsky.social · 2d

That’s an absurd call lmaooo

unsolicited dm receiver @audunman.bsky.social · 2d

Counterpoint

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unsolicited dm receiver @audunman.bsky.social · 2d

Obviously play should’ve been stopped because of the head injury and there’s not really much more to say about that. Maybe Mamardashvili could done a lil better but we concede cos we’re a man down, that’s all.

unsolicited dm receiver @audunman.bsky.social · 2d

As of right now I’d quibble that the talent on the squad outranks the provenness of the managers ability significantly, but that aside you’re absolutely right, we have not been playing anywhere near well enough to take this match for granted

unsolicited dm receiver @audunman.bsky.social · 2d

Oooh it isn’t but that looked like an Achilles pop for a second

unsolicited dm receiver @audunman.bsky.social · 2d

Probably the only good involvement Morgan Rodgers has had all season. Gorgeous

unsolicited dm receiver @audunman.bsky.social · 3d

Greek wonderkid number 1 has arrived

unsolicited dm receiver @audunman.bsky.social · 3d

Always said I love Daniel welbeck

unsolicited dm receiver @audunman.bsky.social · 3d

Christian Kofane has scored again. That’s four goals in less than four 90s for a kid who turned 19 just a couple months ago and who’s been in Europe for less than a year. Very fun

unsolicited dm receiver @audunman.bsky.social · 3d

Okay here comes Greek wonderkid number 2 but can we also have Greek wonderkid number 1 please

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unsolicited dm receiver @audunman.bsky.social · 3d

It’s what will decide if he tops out at Jeremy doku or Mo Salah imo