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“Stop quoting laws to men with swords” is gonna be the defining phrase of this era huh.
I’m afraid you’re gonna have to get your hands dirty and put one of these broccoli head mfers through a window.
I’m afraid you’re gonna have to get your hands dirty and put one of these broccoli head mfers through a window.
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The funny thing about the argument of "why can't player X just have these conversations in private" always make me laugh because my brother in christ what if I told you they always try to have these conversations in private first. You just don't know about it because that's how in private works.
December 6, 2025 at 11:32 PM
The funny thing about the argument of "why can't player X just have these conversations in private" always make me laugh because my brother in christ what if I told you they always try to have these conversations in private first. You just don't know about it because that's how in private works.
Hearing rumours of Yan Diomande putting on a show elsewhere
December 6, 2025 at 7:03 PM
Hearing rumours of Yan Diomande putting on a show elsewhere
My apologies to whoever ends up next to me on this flight but I did have the garlic Parmesan wings
December 4, 2025 at 12:38 PM
My apologies to whoever ends up next to me on this flight but I did have the garlic Parmesan wings
Isak has *a* touch in the second half
December 3, 2025 at 9:45 PM
Isak has *a* touch in the second half
*ball bobbles over the keeper via a defender’s arse* ITS A SCREAMER
December 3, 2025 at 9:43 PM
*ball bobbles over the keeper via a defender’s arse* ITS A SCREAMER
Yan diomande absolutely ripping Xavier schlager and Nicolas seiwald apart for not covering their zones is a very fun show of confidence and personality from a 19-year old winger with eight Bundesliga starts
December 2, 2025 at 9:16 PM
Yan diomande absolutely ripping Xavier schlager and Nicolas seiwald apart for not covering their zones is a very fun show of confidence and personality from a 19-year old winger with eight Bundesliga starts
He probably doesn’t have the forward passing to satisfy @gregoryjanks.bsky.social but I’m very excited to see what ezechiel banzuzi develops into. That kid has a *lot* of tools
December 2, 2025 at 8:46 PM
He probably doesn’t have the forward passing to satisfy @gregoryjanks.bsky.social but I’m very excited to see what ezechiel banzuzi develops into. That kid has a *lot* of tools
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One thing I learned over the weekend from talking to finance people is that they assume the AI bubble is going to burst and their issue is figuring out when so they can time their trades right.
November 30, 2025 at 8:23 PM
One thing I learned over the weekend from talking to finance people is that they assume the AI bubble is going to burst and their issue is figuring out when so they can time their trades right.
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Seven Total Shots, Six Total Cards: The 2025-26 Premier League season
November 30, 2025 at 5:25 PM
Seven Total Shots, Six Total Cards: The 2025-26 Premier League season
Two points out of fourth place with zero goal difference
November 30, 2025 at 4:00 PM
Two points out of fourth place with zero goal difference
Literally just made sure to attack with five guys and we score instantly
November 30, 2025 at 3:56 PM
Literally just made sure to attack with five guys and we score instantly
We are playing horribly btw. Just refusing to push up after winning the ball and transitioning. Attacking with three guys just means we’re about to hand over possession and be back on the defensive. How about try and score a second
November 30, 2025 at 3:50 PM
We are playing horribly btw. Just refusing to push up after winning the ball and transitioning. Attacking with three guys just means we’re about to hand over possession and be back on the defensive. How about try and score a second
Insane that paqueta gets away with that
November 30, 2025 at 3:47 PM
Insane that paqueta gets away with that
Magassa whining about a blatant booking when he’s lucky it’s not his third one of the match
November 30, 2025 at 3:30 PM
Magassa whining about a blatant booking when he’s lucky it’s not his third one of the match
Isak getting absolutely parked by mavropanos is probably a bad sign re: his physical condition
November 30, 2025 at 3:24 PM
Isak getting absolutely parked by mavropanos is probably a bad sign re: his physical condition
Two players in the box is better than zero but it’s still at least one short to make defending any kind of difficult
November 30, 2025 at 2:33 PM
Two players in the box is better than zero but it’s still at least one short to make defending any kind of difficult
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when you’re trying to evade capture after WWII ends:
November 28, 2025 at 6:26 PM
when you’re trying to evade capture after WWII ends:
Well the headers were all devoid of power because the corners were all huge looping airballs, which was so consistent it can’t have been anything other than a tactical instruction
I can't recall a match in which the five best chances were all converted.
I doubt there's another example of a team having six headers from inside the six-yard box without putting any of them on target either. There's only so much Slot can control...
I doubt there's another example of a team having six headers from inside the six-yard box without putting any of them on target either. There's only so much Slot can control...
November 27, 2025 at 1:51 PM
Well the headers were all devoid of power because the corners were all huge looping airballs, which was so consistent it can’t have been anything other than a tactical instruction
We have now lost 9 of our last 12. Roy Hodgson only managed to lose 10 games total before he was sacked.
November 26, 2025 at 9:54 PM
We have now lost 9 of our last 12. Roy Hodgson only managed to lose 10 games total before he was sacked.
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I take it back, launch that man into the sun right now, szobo as interim player-manager
Oh I would be shocked if we sack him before the summer, because we are competently run and mid-season changes typically don’t work out particularly well long term, but starting to put together profiles on potential successors? 100% on the table imo
November 22, 2025 at 4:44 PM
I take it back, launch that man into the sun right now, szobo as interim player-manager
When did we decide huge looping crosses was the appropriate corner strategy
November 26, 2025 at 9:30 PM
When did we decide huge looping crosses was the appropriate corner strategy
The degree to which Szoboszlai is our most important player this year is outrageous. Best at everything
November 26, 2025 at 9:22 PM
The degree to which Szoboszlai is our most important player this year is outrageous. Best at everything
Curtis Jones have a meaningful involvement challenge (MYTHICAL)
November 26, 2025 at 8:43 PM
Curtis Jones have a meaningful involvement challenge (MYTHICAL)
This ref is ridiculous
November 26, 2025 at 8:41 PM
This ref is ridiculous