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Aust the Espressomancer
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Barista who also plays games (badly) and occasionally makes jokes (dadly) | 34, he/they, pan | 🔞 if ya ain't over 18, get out 🔞 pfp by @lozchic.bsky.social
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Aust the Espressomancer @austthenoob.bsky.social · Oct 17
For those who do eventually follow me: I don't have any creative offerings. I am just three large lattes in a trench coat.
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Aust the Espressomancer @austthenoob.bsky.social · 10h
I cracked the code on why ffxiv players can't read! Hydaelyn only asks us to hear, think, feel. Bitch never said anything about using your eyes
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Aust the Espressomancer @austthenoob.bsky.social · 15h
Do you REALLY know what your kids are saying?

Bruh: an identifier for people they see as fellow antifa

Skibidi: "We should destroy the patriarchy"

Ohio: Ohio
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headfallsoff @headfallsoff.com · Jul 31
tears of the kingdom: just what was zelda doing in the past?
nintendo: absolutely nothing. like it will shock you how much nothing she was up to
omega force: she was killing one million guys
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Ryan jampole NYCC 2025 Table A-03 @mrjamps.bsky.social · Nov 14
Don't mess with his 'little' bro!
Vile in his ride armor mocking X, calling him a worthless piece of scrap metal. X yells back that Vile wouldn't act so tough if his big brother were here. Vile is confused. X calls for his big brother. Vile is worried, saying he was only playing. X's 'big' brother, Megaman tells Vile not to mess with his kid brother. Vile apologizes. X looks on smugly.
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Aust the Espressomancer @austthenoob.bsky.social · 21h
Some things are worth giving up. I got two, don't I?
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FieldExplores (Gator Days) @fieldexplores.bsky.social · 1d
Past Tense - Gator Days
Past Tense - Gator Days Transcript Panel 1 Gustopher is in his Dad's office and is reading one of his old comics in a bean bag. His cat, Mewbert, is peacefully sleeping behind him on the top of the bean bag. August is at his computer taking care of a few work emails. On the screen is "URGENT!!!!!!! HOW DO I TURN OFF CAPS!" Typical day in IT. Nougat, the other cat, is beneath the desk supervising everything. Only the top of her ears can be seen. Nougat is a good supervisor. Gustopher: Your old comics are great. I like the hero in this one. August: He is cool. Panel 2 Gustopher: And his best friend is cool too. August: Yeah, he was. Nougat noticed that. Panel 3 Gustopher pauses for a moment and processes what his father just said. Nougat noticed that. Panel 4 Gustopher turns to his dad and yells out the one word that changes everything. Gustopher: WAS!? Only now does August realize his terrible mistake. Nougat noticed that. Nougat is a good supervisor.
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pikat @pikat.io · 1d
3 day twitch suspension incoming
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saltska | Artcade C05 @saltska.bsky.social · 1d
A tribune to FFIX's 25th anniversary! A journey i will never forget

#FFIX25th
#FFIX25thFanArt
#FFIX
#art
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Phineas @phineas.bsky.social · 1d
New awareness campaign
A digital poster in the style of a World War II propaganda piece. Isolaed on a yellow background, a normal, squarish, 20-something guy with glasses is sitting working on a laptop. A ghostly figure of Hitler has his arm around the guy and is grinning and shaking a fist triumphantly looking at the laptop screen. On the lid of the laptop where an apple might otherwise be is an openAI logo, bright green, and dripping green ooze down the lid. Text on the poster, in combinations of sans-serif type and brush script reads: Using Generative AI? You’re prompting with Hitler! GenAI is a Fascist Project! Try using your brain instead Don’t surrender your creativity to the tech billionaire’s control
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Yona 🦇 7.3 @tiredparasite.bsky.social · 2d
#ffxiv
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zenos death frenzy @eatingbread.bsky.social · 2d
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saiykik @saiykik.bsky.social · 2d
Jacinthe but she took back a certain someone's clothes
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Gorsem (#1 Anna Yanami Fan) @gorsem.bsky.social · 2d
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Aust the Espressomancer @austthenoob.bsky.social · 2d
Credits rolling on DQ1HD2D. Man, they really made an actual story out of the mess that was DQ1. Short, sweet, fun, and a wonderful new take on this classic.
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Yharnam Step Hinako @celina0801.bsky.social · 3d
Ami has sent me so many fucked up insta reels recently but this might be my favorite because this is how a dream works
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Cake @theycallhimcake.bsky.social · 3d
playing with a new pencil, @ushiji.bsky.social 's moo was the test subject
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Sir Hoopsalot \longing for snow/ @sirhoopsalot.bsky.social · 3d
"what are the first five letters of the alphabet?"

scarlet, the ever-perfect model student:
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Aust the Espressomancer @austthenoob.bsky.social · 3d
Maybe it's not as sensitive as the other post made it out to be? I'm tempted to get hands on now
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Juno Rylee Schultz @junoryleejournalism.com · 3d
November 1st
Bye, ghosts. I love you: The happy guy saying goodbye to the ghosts
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Aust the Espressomancer @austthenoob.bsky.social · 3d
White porch chair and all
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Aust the Espressomancer @austthenoob.bsky.social · 3d
No problem! We'll get 'em next time.
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Aust the Espressomancer @austthenoob.bsky.social · 3d
He Fred Flintstone's his car, drinks the gas himself
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Aust the Espressomancer @austthenoob.bsky.social · 3d
Best answer I could find. Tl;Dr yes.

steamcommunity.com/app/1262350/...
Aiming With Controller :: SIGNALIS General Discussions
When playing with a controller, I've been having a huge issue where the aiming sensitivity is crazy high. I'll hold the left trigger and my character will aim straight forward with no auto lock on the...
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Aust the Espressomancer @austthenoob.bsky.social · 3d
Not linking the video or the person's name. That's not important. I just...

Man. It's not even like trying to hide. The UI elements have jumbled letters, the art style is basically ZZZ, there's HP bars and meters all over the image.

Lazy.
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Aust the Espressomancer @austthenoob.bsky.social · 3d
Got recommended a video about a number of RPGs that didn't do well. The thumbnail was some of the worst generic anime styled AI I've ever seen. You mean to tell me you had 10+ games with recorded footage and still chose to not use any of them on the first thing people see???
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