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Andrew

@avance1209.bsky.social

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Husband, father. Engineer by day, shade-tree mechanic at night. KC proud. Fond of the silliness. Posts and opinions are my own as well as bad.

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Andrew @avance1209.bsky.social · Nov 21

I had like two solid tweets at the Bad Place in like 10 years, so I'll bring one over to give me 5 years of grace period. Yes, 6 likes counts as "solid" for me.

Andrew @avance1209.bsky.social · 9d

Yay let's get one receiver back from suspension just to lose another

Andrew @avance1209.bsky.social · Sep 6

Cheffers gonna Cheffers. #KCvLAC

Andrew @avance1209.bsky.social · Apr 4

Ok finally I think they're done. But also WTF.

Andrew @avance1209.bsky.social · Apr 4

They're still going 🤷🏻

Andrew @avance1209.bsky.social · Mar 27

The alt text 🤣

Andrew @avance1209.bsky.social · Feb 10

The closest I can think of is the 2008 Final Four game vs NC. So fun to watch.

Andrew @avance1209.bsky.social · Jan 27

Tear on his face or the tear in his sleeve? #homonyms

Andrew @avance1209.bsky.social · Jan 21

a woman wearing glasses and a pink shirt says " what like it 's hard "

Alt: Elle Woods wearing glasses and a pink shirt says "what like it's hard!"

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Andrew @avance1209.bsky.social · Jan 18

This joke is locchi funny

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Molly Jong-Fast @mollyjongfast.bsky.social · Dec 30

Me before the 2024 election cycle
Vs
Me after

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Andrew @avance1209.bsky.social · Dec 19

We did this with romaine a couple years ago. It worked! But they were more bitter. Probably have to fertilize them properly.

Andrew @avance1209.bsky.social · Dec 16

Remember in like New Year's 2020 when everyone was creating goals to limit screen time? Then there was a pandemic, a capital riot, a war, and we basically just said screw it.

Andrew @avance1209.bsky.social · Dec 13

a person is standing in the water with a balloon in their hands .

ALT: a person is standing in the water with a balloon in their hands .

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Andrew @avance1209.bsky.social · Dec 13

As long as no one has leukemia 😬

Andrew @avance1209.bsky.social · Dec 10

It's fine if the wording turns out to be a violation of the state's constitution, but businesses getting in the way of voter-approved measures should be alarming.

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Missouri companies sue to stop a law that raises minimum wage and requires paid sick leave

Missouri business groups have filed a lawsuit to try to stop a voter-approved law that will raise the state’s minimum wage and require employers to give workers paid sick leave.

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Andrew @avance1209.bsky.social · Dec 9

We were enchanted to see her.

Throwback to July 2023.

Andrew @avance1209.bsky.social · Dec 9

You're doing a great job running, poor job of protecting the quarterback. 3rd and 1? Why pass???

Andrew @avance1209.bsky.social · Dec 6

When you see a unique van, email the unique van experts, and get a full feature on said unique van the next day. Thanks @theautopian.bsky.social !

The Autopian @theautopian.bsky.social · Dec 5

The Rise and Fall of Coca-Cola’s Custom Hybrid Van www.theautopian.com/the-rise-and...

The Rise and Fall of Coca-Cola’s Custom Hybrid Van - The Autopian

Imagine you manage a fleet of delivery vehicles. One of your biggest expenses is fuel, and you’d love to switch to hybrids for their greater efficiency. Only, the automakers aren’t putting out a hybri...

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soul nate @mnateshyamalan.bsky.social · Dec 5

on “Wonderful Christmastime,” Sir Paul McCartney set out to make a timeless christmas classic and also to figure out what every button on his synthesizer did, and he absolutely succeeded at one of those things