Azathoth
@az.scorpinc.social
17 meerkats piloting a human suit.
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Given what we know about the drug addiction in US Special Forces it makes sense they’d invade Venezuela.
January 3, 2026 at 7:57 AM
Given what we know about the drug addiction in US Special Forces it makes sense they’d invade Venezuela.
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Full moon tonight! First full moon of 2026. Start as you mean to continue:
Go outside;
Look up, find the moonbeams;
Dance.
Go outside;
Look up, find the moonbeams;
Dance.
January 3, 2026 at 6:09 AM
Full moon tonight! First full moon of 2026. Start as you mean to continue:
Go outside;
Look up, find the moonbeams;
Dance.
Go outside;
Look up, find the moonbeams;
Dance.
Goodreads "Year In Review" has me at 31 books last year: www.goodreads.com/user/year_in...
Quite a few re-reads and comfort reads in 2025 (a Rough Year™) but I did get to smash out the full Murderbot series in time for the show and also read the phenomenal Nock Loose by @cormacmccafe.bsky.social.
Quite a few re-reads and comfort reads in 2025 (a Rough Year™) but I did get to smash out the full Murderbot series in time for the show and also read the phenomenal Nock Loose by @cormacmccafe.bsky.social.
Goodreads 2025 Year in Books
Check out My 2025 Year in Books on Goodreads!
www.goodreads.com
January 3, 2026 at 6:27 AM
Goodreads "Year In Review" has me at 31 books last year: www.goodreads.com/user/year_in...
Quite a few re-reads and comfort reads in 2025 (a Rough Year™) but I did get to smash out the full Murderbot series in time for the show and also read the phenomenal Nock Loose by @cormacmccafe.bsky.social.
Quite a few re-reads and comfort reads in 2025 (a Rough Year™) but I did get to smash out the full Murderbot series in time for the show and also read the phenomenal Nock Loose by @cormacmccafe.bsky.social.
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"Black Mirror predicted David Cameron fucking a pig, it is the most prescient British show ever"
This is blatant Ali G Indahouse (2002) erasure
This is blatant Ali G Indahouse (2002) erasure
December 13, 2025 at 1:20 AM
"Black Mirror predicted David Cameron fucking a pig, it is the most prescient British show ever"
This is blatant Ali G Indahouse (2002) erasure
This is blatant Ali G Indahouse (2002) erasure
hmmm, i need a better rip of The Cabin In The Woods, let's search an aggregator for it...
"
did you mean:
Blake Blossom Fuck Cabin In The Woods - 100/500
Girl Fucks Stepdad In Cabin In Woods - 98/300
Blowjob and cum on tits in cabin in the woods - 39/250
The Cabin In The Woods (2011) - 7/12
"
"
did you mean:
Blake Blossom Fuck Cabin In The Woods - 100/500
Girl Fucks Stepdad In Cabin In Woods - 98/300
Blowjob and cum on tits in cabin in the woods - 39/250
The Cabin In The Woods (2011) - 7/12
"
December 12, 2025 at 7:35 AM
hmmm, i need a better rip of The Cabin In The Woods, let's search an aggregator for it...
"
did you mean:
Blake Blossom Fuck Cabin In The Woods - 100/500
Girl Fucks Stepdad In Cabin In Woods - 98/300
Blowjob and cum on tits in cabin in the woods - 39/250
The Cabin In The Woods (2011) - 7/12
"
"
did you mean:
Blake Blossom Fuck Cabin In The Woods - 100/500
Girl Fucks Stepdad In Cabin In Woods - 98/300
Blowjob and cum on tits in cabin in the woods - 39/250
The Cabin In The Woods (2011) - 7/12
"
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Caught up with @az.scorpinc.social the other day
December 9, 2025 at 12:03 PM
Caught up with @az.scorpinc.social the other day
"mix a handful of the seeds into four gallons of beer, drink one pint each breakfast to prepare for spring"
"bruise the leaves and mix with wine, regular intake will help warm the stomach"
i love Culpeper's Herbal. dude really had that king shit advice.
"bruise the leaves and mix with wine, regular intake will help warm the stomach"
i love Culpeper's Herbal. dude really had that king shit advice.
December 9, 2025 at 4:13 AM
"mix a handful of the seeds into four gallons of beer, drink one pint each breakfast to prepare for spring"
"bruise the leaves and mix with wine, regular intake will help warm the stomach"
i love Culpeper's Herbal. dude really had that king shit advice.
"bruise the leaves and mix with wine, regular intake will help warm the stomach"
i love Culpeper's Herbal. dude really had that king shit advice.
fancy car meets? i don't understand that sort of poor city behaviour since we have fancy private helicopter meets.
December 2, 2025 at 3:56 AM
fancy car meets? i don't understand that sort of poor city behaviour since we have fancy private helicopter meets.
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Spent a four day work junket in Cairns with Nikki, didn't get many photos because i was too in the moment (freaked out by how much geography there was)
- went snorkelling on the great barrier reef
- took my good hairspray and hairdryer, everyone loved the mohawk
- went snorkelling on the great barrier reef
- took my good hairspray and hairdryer, everyone loved the mohawk
October 22, 2025 at 1:03 AM
Spent a four day work junket in Cairns with Nikki, didn't get many photos because i was too in the moment (freaked out by how much geography there was)
- went snorkelling on the great barrier reef
- took my good hairspray and hairdryer, everyone loved the mohawk
- went snorkelling on the great barrier reef
- took my good hairspray and hairdryer, everyone loved the mohawk
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October 16, 2025 at 1:46 AM
New blog post!
Making a satellite basemap because you care about your users privacy, making it static XYZ tiles because you care about your compute.
You can do all this for just the cost of your sanity (and maybe drive space): az.id.au/dev/static-f...
Making a satellite basemap because you care about your users privacy, making it static XYZ tiles because you care about your compute.
You can do all this for just the cost of your sanity (and maybe drive space): az.id.au/dev/static-f...
Az - Static File Webmap
Protect user privacy and avoid third parties for the low cost of your sanity and bandwidth by making your own static file basemap.
az.id.au
September 23, 2025 at 12:06 AM
New blog post!
Making a satellite basemap because you care about your users privacy, making it static XYZ tiles because you care about your compute.
You can do all this for just the cost of your sanity (and maybe drive space): az.id.au/dev/static-f...
Making a satellite basemap because you care about your users privacy, making it static XYZ tiles because you care about your compute.
You can do all this for just the cost of your sanity (and maybe drive space): az.id.au/dev/static-f...
i love that Dead Island 2 is so incredibly silly but also the first zombie media that gives a description why some zombies are different.
the super strength ones are roided-out gym-bros, the runners are mostly Uber Eats delivery cyclists, etc.
the super strength ones are roided-out gym-bros, the runners are mostly Uber Eats delivery cyclists, etc.
September 16, 2025 at 2:03 AM
i love that Dead Island 2 is so incredibly silly but also the first zombie media that gives a description why some zombies are different.
the super strength ones are roided-out gym-bros, the runners are mostly Uber Eats delivery cyclists, etc.
the super strength ones are roided-out gym-bros, the runners are mostly Uber Eats delivery cyclists, etc.
working on a project to add a Digital Elevation model to my Satisfactory server map but it was going to take ~28days to finish processing.
asked myself "WWSD" (what would @shrydar.bsky.social do) and optimised it down to 2hrs
asked myself "WWSD" (what would @shrydar.bsky.social do) and optimised it down to 2hrs
September 15, 2025 at 10:38 PM
working on a project to add a Digital Elevation model to my Satisfactory server map but it was going to take ~28days to finish processing.
asked myself "WWSD" (what would @shrydar.bsky.social do) and optimised it down to 2hrs
asked myself "WWSD" (what would @shrydar.bsky.social do) and optimised it down to 2hrs
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Much like "crab", industrial music is constantly re-evolving from first principles basically anywhere where there's a bunch of metal and plastic laying about
September 1, 2025 at 12:14 AM
Much like "crab", industrial music is constantly re-evolving from first principles basically anywhere where there's a bunch of metal and plastic laying about
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"And finally, a couple of weeks ago, I realised that all this daydreaming wasn’t helping me acheive my goal. I could shit in one hand and wish in the other and see which fills up first, or I could just use what I had lying around and get started"
- az.id.au/ops/claude-t...
- az.id.au/ops/claude-t...
Az - Claude: The Laptop
An experiment in low power computing using a Raspberry Pi, small HDMI display, and a keyboard.
az.id.au
August 20, 2025 at 12:31 PM
"And finally, a couple of weeks ago, I realised that all this daydreaming wasn’t helping me acheive my goal. I could shit in one hand and wish in the other and see which fills up first, or I could just use what I had lying around and get started"
- az.id.au/ops/claude-t...
- az.id.au/ops/claude-t...
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August 10, 2025 at 12:57 PM
when is GIS not GIS? a post on making a sick dashboard and also some beefs with The Bureau™:
az.id.au/dev/rain-rad...
az.id.au/dev/rain-rad...
Az - Rain Radar - When GIS Is Not GIS
Y'know, everything can be GIS if you've got that grindset. If you're CRS-pilled and not OGC-maxxing. But here I look at how to turn rain radar observations into a handy forecast dashboard and then get...
az.id.au
August 10, 2025 at 6:09 AM
when is GIS not GIS? a post on making a sick dashboard and also some beefs with The Bureau™:
az.id.au/dev/rain-rad...
az.id.au/dev/rain-rad...
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@az.scorpinc.social GasClocking (vb):
"... a research study where participants were required to engage in various tasks with a clock that was either accurate or artificially speeded up."
"... a research study where participants were required to engage in various tasks with a clock that was either accurate or artificially speeded up."
👋 Hi! Time Perception researcher here. Emotional time dilation has been studied pretty extensively with some neat findings. (I recognize OP was meant as joke but this is what I do). Check out my recent Psyche article if curious psyche.co/guides/how-t...
How to alter the passage of time to feel fast or slow | Psyche Guides
Knowing the psychology behind why moments drag or whizz by can give you a degree of control over your experience of time
psyche.co
August 8, 2025 at 12:46 AM
@az.scorpinc.social GasClocking (vb):
"... a research study where participants were required to engage in various tasks with a clock that was either accurate or artificially speeded up."
"... a research study where participants were required to engage in various tasks with a clock that was either accurate or artificially speeded up."
i love how after an album Spotify goes "oh i'll keep playing stuff i think you'll like"
after 3CAG by KNEECAP it played "I HATE RICH CUNTS" by MUDRAT which is a completely different vibe but exactly what i wanted (Aussie leftist hiphop/punk/nu-metal):
mudratmp3.bandcamp.com/track/i-hate...
after 3CAG by KNEECAP it played "I HATE RICH CUNTS" by MUDRAT which is a completely different vibe but exactly what i wanted (Aussie leftist hiphop/punk/nu-metal):
mudratmp3.bandcamp.com/track/i-hate...
I HATE RICH CUNTS, by MUDRAT
track by MUDRAT
mudratmp3.bandcamp.com
August 5, 2025 at 4:16 AM
i love how after an album Spotify goes "oh i'll keep playing stuff i think you'll like"
after 3CAG by KNEECAP it played "I HATE RICH CUNTS" by MUDRAT which is a completely different vibe but exactly what i wanted (Aussie leftist hiphop/punk/nu-metal):
mudratmp3.bandcamp.com/track/i-hate...
after 3CAG by KNEECAP it played "I HATE RICH CUNTS" by MUDRAT which is a completely different vibe but exactly what i wanted (Aussie leftist hiphop/punk/nu-metal):
mudratmp3.bandcamp.com/track/i-hate...
when is GIS not GIS? when your only option for rain radar is a PNG!
spent a few hours comparing landmarks and counting pixels until i could pick out my locale in the BoM weather radar and add it to my dashboard.
obviously not going out now, that's fukt m8.
spent a few hours comparing landmarks and counting pixels until i could pick out my locale in the BoM weather radar and add it to my dashboard.
obviously not going out now, that's fukt m8.
July 23, 2025 at 11:36 AM
when is GIS not GIS? when your only option for rain radar is a PNG!
spent a few hours comparing landmarks and counting pixels until i could pick out my locale in the BoM weather radar and add it to my dashboard.
obviously not going out now, that's fukt m8.
spent a few hours comparing landmarks and counting pixels until i could pick out my locale in the BoM weather radar and add it to my dashboard.
obviously not going out now, that's fukt m8.
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@az.scorpinc.social GasLamp is a weird name for a coffee shop but ok.
You already had coffee. How do you not remember getting coffee?
July 20, 2025 at 3:52 AM
@az.scorpinc.social GasLamp is a weird name for a coffee shop but ok.
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New-ish month, new page on my calendar featuring @az.scorpinc.social’s amazing art! Sometimes a goat needs cheap and terrible yet addictive coffee. Yearns for it, in fact.
![A goat gazes up at the menu board of a ramshackle coffee stand, pondering her choices and also her caffeine deficit. The caption reads Early morning Jack's [tm] Terrible [tm] Coffee [tm]?](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:2ajwj57hyg7jttv6awmg6tsj/bafkreigjowepqtasjz73256uegvxakgpecy63ylehodlnnfi5vvu2foe4i@jpeg)
July 14, 2025 at 10:24 PM
New-ish month, new page on my calendar featuring @az.scorpinc.social’s amazing art! Sometimes a goat needs cheap and terrible yet addictive coffee. Yearns for it, in fact.
A bit belated but new month new meerkat on my amazing calendar from @shmouflon.scorpinc.social ! Puds covered in the evidence of his crimes (of which he is completely innocent)
July 13, 2025 at 11:59 AM
A bit belated but new month new meerkat on my amazing calendar from @shmouflon.scorpinc.social ! Puds covered in the evidence of his crimes (of which he is completely innocent)