b3dl4m
b3dl4m.bsky.social
b3dl4m
@b3dl4m.bsky.social
Dev, habitual Pratchett quoter, chaotic-goodest boy
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There is no justice. There is just us.
January 27, 2026 at 10:41 AM
oh god. his face is everything. look at that stare. that is a face that has gazed into the abyss
January 26, 2026 at 4:52 PM
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If speaking out against fascism damages your “brand”, that means your brand is fascism.
January 26, 2026 at 1:08 PM
the apocalypse has once again let me down. off to the salt mines i guess.
January 26, 2026 at 2:15 PM
So the Ace Ventura movies are just as good as you remember them.

The didn't age well or poorly, they didn't age at all. It was like a 90s verbal stim time capsule.
January 24, 2026 at 4:25 AM
January 23, 2026 at 3:26 PM
I refuted an ICE apologist hard enough that they deleted their post. Didn’t fix anything and I’m no hero for just pointing out their inability to count and think critically. Still… I’ll take my serotonin where I can get it
January 22, 2026 at 3:23 AM
the vibe lately has been the animated silently screaming mugshot of Sirius Black from the Daily Prophet
January 21, 2026 at 3:29 PM
I’m convinced they serve the older folks first at Cracker Barrel
May 9, 2025 at 11:11 PM
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May 5, 2025 at 3:16 PM
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💯
May 4, 2025 at 11:59 PM
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April 28, 2025 at 12:32 PM
Spring
April 28, 2025 at 1:44 AM
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April 27, 2025 at 11:12 AM
If my car runs out of gas, you wouldn't blame me for not showing up.

My brain is running out of gas. Please don't be mad but...
April 25, 2025 at 3:30 PM
It’s me! The chair mimic.
April 18, 2025 at 11:55 PM
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I was incredibly sad to read about today’s ruling but hugely warmed by the amount of love & support that I have seen for the LGBTQ+ community.
To be absolutely clear, my business, tiny as it may be, is a safe, welcoming place. Love will win because it must 🫶 #TransRightsAreHumanRights
April 17, 2025 at 6:10 PM
That overwhelming urge to scream in a meeting when the buzzing feels like it’s building to some kinda crescendo.
April 17, 2025 at 2:43 PM
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April 15, 2025 at 9:22 PM
Can it be Friday night again? I’m running out of weekend before I run out of tired.
April 12, 2025 at 11:55 PM
Le Poisson Steve 🎶
April 11, 2025 at 1:25 PM
I stayed up too late now I’m hungry. Pretty sure I’m not supposed to be fed after midnight tho…
April 10, 2025 at 4:29 AM
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adobe deleted their post so this one's for posterity
April 8, 2025 at 10:00 PM
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April 9, 2025 at 9:51 PM
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April 9, 2025 at 11:52 AM