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When someone says, “Quiet, piggy,” the appropriate response is, “Shut up, child rapist.” #ettiquette
November 18, 2025 at 8:53 PM
When someone says, “Quiet, piggy,” the appropriate response is, “Shut up, child rapist.” #ettiquette
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Congratulations, Donald Trump—you finally had a landslide!
November 18, 2025 at 9:31 PM
Congratulations, Donald Trump—you finally had a landslide!
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“Ever since I was a little kid I’ve always dreamed of being a lawyer.”
Lindsey Halligan Reveals Her Dream is to Someday Go to Law School
“Ever since I was a little kid I’ve always dreamed of being a lawyer.”
www.borowitzreport.com
November 19, 2025 at 9:56 PM
“Ever since I was a little kid I’ve always dreamed of being a lawyer.”
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Q: How can you tell you’re a horrible vice president?
A: When you make people nostalgic for Dick Cheney
A: When you make people nostalgic for Dick Cheney
November 20, 2025 at 9:21 PM
Q: How can you tell you’re a horrible vice president?
A: When you make people nostalgic for Dick Cheney
A: When you make people nostalgic for Dick Cheney
He does look like Humpty Dumbty doesn’t he? He will have a great fall.
Trump Sentences Seditious Democrats to an Hour Listening to Stephen Miller Talk
November 27, 2025 at 12:09 AM
He does look like Humpty Dumbty doesn’t he? He will have a great fall.
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Trump Sentences Seditious Democrats to an Hour Listening to Stephen Miller Talk
November 21, 2025 at 1:13 AM
Trump Sentences Seditious Democrats to an Hour Listening to Stephen Miller Talk
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We don’t need to wait for the Epstein files—we just need to listen to the survivors and believe them. #BelieveWomen
She Says Trump Raped Her When She Was a Child
The Andy Borowitz Show
open.substack.com
November 21, 2025 at 1:53 AM
We don’t need to wait for the Epstein files—we just need to listen to the survivors and believe them. #BelieveWomen
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Mark Kelly vs Pete Hegseth: Astronaut vs Space Cadet
November 25, 2025 at 1:20 AM
Mark Kelly vs Pete Hegseth: Astronaut vs Space Cadet
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Do not share this with Kristi Noem
Warning: This Post Contains Adorable Puppies
Do not share this with Kristi Noem.
open.substack.com
November 25, 2025 at 2:42 PM
Do not share this with Kristi Noem
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Kash Patel used a government jet to visit his girlfriend. The shocking part of this story is that Kash Patel has a girlfriend
November 26, 2025 at 4:07 PM
Kash Patel used a government jet to visit his girlfriend. The shocking part of this story is that Kash Patel has a girlfriend
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These two things are true:
1) Shooting National Guard members is horrific and criminal.
2) So is putting National Guard members in harm’s way to score political points.
1) Shooting National Guard members is horrific and criminal.
2) So is putting National Guard members in harm’s way to score political points.
November 26, 2025 at 9:01 PM
These two things are true:
1) Shooting National Guard members is horrific and criminal.
2) So is putting National Guard members in harm’s way to score political points.
1) Shooting National Guard members is horrific and criminal.
2) So is putting National Guard members in harm’s way to score political points.
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I like this report. I think you will too.
November 26, 2025 at 2:55 PM
I like this report. I think you will too.
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I guess he does not include himself in the category of ordinary folk because I am sure there will not be any generic anything on his plate tomorrow. Arrogant elites.
This is amazing.
As if "trading down" isn't an economic decision.
As if "trading down" isn't an economic decision.
Hassett: "On one of the Sunday shows, the anchor criticized the fact Walmart said the Thanksgiving dinner is cheaper by about $10. Then he said, 'Oh yeah, but they substituted generic stuff,' as if having a generic something is a crime for ordinary folks! It shows how out of touch these people are."
November 27, 2025 at 12:03 AM
I guess he does not include himself in the category of ordinary folk because I am sure there will not be any generic anything on his plate tomorrow. Arrogant elites.
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I don’t care how many dumbshit propagandized morons voted for you, a five time draft dodger who avoided service by complaining about fake bone spurs should not get to say a peep about actual service members and war heroes.
November 26, 2025 at 11:45 PM
I don’t care how many dumbshit propagandized morons voted for you, a five time draft dodger who avoided service by complaining about fake bone spurs should not get to say a peep about actual service members and war heroes.
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The death of two national guardsmen is a horrific tragedy.
It is also an orchestrated tragedy by a president hellbent on creating a tinder box environment across the country.
It is also an orchestrated tragedy by a president hellbent on creating a tinder box environment across the country.
November 26, 2025 at 9:11 PM
The death of two national guardsmen is a horrific tragedy.
It is also an orchestrated tragedy by a president hellbent on creating a tinder box environment across the country.
It is also an orchestrated tragedy by a president hellbent on creating a tinder box environment across the country.
Pigs.
Karoline Leavitt's brother says his only concern is for his son. The mother of his child can rot in hell.
I bet he wears a big shiny cross around his neck too.
I bet he wears a big shiny cross around his neck too.
"A woman with a family connection to White House Press Secretary Karoline Leavitt has been arrested by Immigration and Customs Enforcement agents in Revere, Massachusetts."
www.wcvb.com/article/karo...
www.wcvb.com/article/karo...
November 26, 2025 at 11:54 PM
Pigs.
Of course, the prosecutor is a republican.
Breaking News from CNN: The GA Prosecutor has killed the Election interference case against the Convicted FElon & his allies.
What the Fuck‼️This is a bunch of bullshit. Once again the Convicted FElon got away with more crimes.
What the Fuck‼️This is a bunch of bullshit. Once again the Convicted FElon got away with more crimes.
November 26, 2025 at 11:54 PM
Of course, the prosecutor is a republican.
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Disgusted to hear of the targeted shooting of National Guard members in DC today. All Americans should unite in condemning and rejecting this violence. Sending prayers to these victims and their families, and thankful to the responders who acted so quickly.
November 26, 2025 at 10:52 PM
Disgusted to hear of the targeted shooting of National Guard members in DC today. All Americans should unite in condemning and rejecting this violence. Sending prayers to these victims and their families, and thankful to the responders who acted so quickly.
This guy is always smiling. I hope he winds up eating his food from garbage cans. Someday. Disgusting moron.
Fuck these arrogant millionaires who have the gall to tell ordinary Americans upset about high food prices that they should just substitute lower-quality generic food and quit complaining.
Hassett: "On one of the Sunday shows, the anchor criticized the fact Walmart said the Thanksgiving dinner is cheaper by about $10. Then he said, 'Oh yeah, but they substituted generic stuff,' as if having a generic something is a crime for ordinary folks! It shows how out of touch these people are."
November 26, 2025 at 11:52 PM
This guy is always smiling. I hope he winds up eating his food from garbage cans. Someday. Disgusting moron.
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God has let Bolsonaro slip the icy cold grip of death time and time again just so this moment can happen
Good morning to Brazilian reporter Manuela Borges, who’s been waiting eleven years for this petty moment. ❤️ 🇧🇷
November 26, 2025 at 1:30 PM
God has let Bolsonaro slip the icy cold grip of death time and time again just so this moment can happen
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We should be talking more about the plot Trump was involved in to help Bolsonaro flee last week.
Like most things Biff touches it was a failure. And ironically he just caved on the insane Brazilian tariffs
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Like most things Biff touches it was a failure. And ironically he just caved on the insane Brazilian tariffs
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November 26, 2025 at 1:40 PM
We should be talking more about the plot Trump was involved in to help Bolsonaro flee last week.
Like most things Biff touches it was a failure. And ironically he just caved on the insane Brazilian tariffs
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Like most things Biff touches it was a failure. And ironically he just caved on the insane Brazilian tariffs
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Trump thought he would be meeting with his dictator buddy Bolsonaro in a few days. Trump said as much.
Bolsonaro was caught tampering with his ankle monitor & told authorities he was going to a foreign embassy.
Trump was going to whisk Bolsonaro out of Brazil.
Bolsonaro was caught tampering with his ankle monitor & told authorities he was going to a foreign embassy.
Trump was going to whisk Bolsonaro out of Brazil.
After Trump's plot with Bolsonaro to bust him out of jail and get him to the US failed, Brazilian authorities accelerated the process for him to begin serving his 27-year sentence. Bolsonaro was ordered today to begin serving jail time tomorrow. www.washingtonpost.com/world/2025/1...
Bolsonaro out of appeals, will start 27-year sentence for coup attempt
The former Brazilian president will begin his sentence in a specially prepared cell at federal police headquarters in Brasília.
www.washingtonpost.com
November 26, 2025 at 1:54 PM
Trump thought he would be meeting with his dictator buddy Bolsonaro in a few days. Trump said as much.
Bolsonaro was caught tampering with his ankle monitor & told authorities he was going to a foreign embassy.
Trump was going to whisk Bolsonaro out of Brazil.
Bolsonaro was caught tampering with his ankle monitor & told authorities he was going to a foreign embassy.
Trump was going to whisk Bolsonaro out of Brazil.
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Of course...
Game over...
Release ALL the files
And...
Jack Smith is back - hot on trumps tail...
Game over...
Release ALL the files
And...
Jack Smith is back - hot on trumps tail...
November 26, 2025 at 3:07 PM
Of course...
Game over...
Release ALL the files
And...
Jack Smith is back - hot on trumps tail...
Game over...
Release ALL the files
And...
Jack Smith is back - hot on trumps tail...