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Evan Backlog

@backlogreviewer.bsky.social

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Perpetrator of Youtube video crimes. Still at large https://youtube.com/@BacklogReviewer || Email me at: [email protected] || Buy me a coffee: https://ko-fi.com/the_backlog

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Evan Backlog @backlogreviewer.bsky.social · 23d

Sneak peak of A Generation of Clouds, my next video essay:

Fluffy clouds, angry clouds, clouds saturated by sunset and heavy with rain. Cel shaded stratus clouds, volumetric cumulonimbus. Clouds clinging to the dawn like gossamer, domineering clouds that command violent horizons. Thick, soupy fog that swirls and billows with the slightest disturbance.

Elden Ringman looking at gnarly stormclouds

Aloy Horizon sitting on a dinosaur, watching clouds smeared with sunset crawl the skybox

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Evan Backlog @backlogreviewer.bsky.social · 7h

(perusing an Arnold Bocklin art exhibit) "Gosh this guy must have really loved Signalis"

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derek guy @dieworkwear.bsky.social · 11h

a friend of mine in antifa told me that antifa's headquarters is SHEIN and if the company fell the whole network would fall

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Evan Backlog @backlogreviewer.bsky.social · 15h

"Hello Mr Soldier, I know you signed up to beat the shit out of Hispanic people, and I really admire the cut of your jib, but frankly you're pulling rookie fucking numbers, and need to step it up. By the way, liberals are the devil"

Evan Backlog @backlogreviewer.bsky.social · 15h

Like I don't think you need a spiritual reason to hate these freaks but this bald little cretin does seem evil on like, a metaphysical level

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Evan Backlog @backlogreviewer.bsky.social · 15h

Look, I'm really not invested in anyone in the Trump admin being the antichrist, but Stephen Miller taking the generals of his private, priest shooting army into a room to yell at them for not being cruel to a sufficient number of poor people is making finding other analogies difficult

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Evan Backlog @backlogreviewer.bsky.social · 15h

All going well we are still three months out from that! If he was here now he would be a very little friend indeed hahaha

Evan Backlog @backlogreviewer.bsky.social · 18h

Would you pull the trolley problem lever Catherine? If you could go back in time Catherine, would you kill baby Hitler? Would you free the Omelas child Catherine?

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Evan Backlog @backlogreviewer.bsky.social · 20h

(RFK voice) i'M ThE CoCk GoBbLeR

Evan Backlog @backlogreviewer.bsky.social · 20h

I turned the volume on because I had to hear how the word "gobbling" sounded in this guy's voice and yep, it was fucking terrible

Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 1d

RFK Jr: "Somebody showed me a TikTok video of a pregnant woman at 8 months pregnant -- she's an associate professor at the Columbia Medical School -- and she is saying 'F Trump' and gobbling Tylenol with her baby in her placenta. The level of Trump Derangement Syndrome is now a pathology."

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Evan Backlog @backlogreviewer.bsky.social · 21h

Nice argument loser, a shame I have depicted myself as the chad Gwyn raging against the dying of the light, and you as the virgin Elrond, meekly accepting fate in the grey havens

Evan Backlog @backlogreviewer.bsky.social · 22h

Oh I actually really love that! The dwindling of an age of magic and wonder and the onset of an age of mankind is literally a 1:1 parallel. DS is so often more aesthetically than philosophically western, really cool to have such a major comparison to Tolkien

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Evan Backlog @backlogreviewer.bsky.social · 22h

This is so, so fantastic. At about the 2.30 mark she sings a verse in English and then has to swap back to Japanese as the music crescendos, as though the feeling is too big for one language to contain

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Itsumo

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Evan Backlog @backlogreviewer.bsky.social · 22h

I'm built different, I could rediscover the Soul Arts or even awaken The Great Old One and it would probably be fine

julie muncy @julie.radiantarray.io · 1d

if i were a man in the waning age of magic i would simply not found my kingdom right on the border of Shadow Evil Death Land

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Evan Backlog @backlogreviewer.bsky.social · 23h

Think it's coming time to clean up my video game vinyl collection, got some stuff that I never listen to that I also understand is quite rare

Evan Backlog @backlogreviewer.bsky.social · 1d

To be fair, I've decided that there just aren't any artists looking for work right now. What were they supposed to do, check?

Kate Gray @hownottodraw.bsky.social · 1d

I'm pretty sure this is an AI-generated logo. If you look at the other versions of it on their website, every single bird is slightly different (the feet, the head, the bag).

I mean, this sucks, no?

A screenshot of the Sackbird website that says "seek the sack" (horrible) followed by four images of a black bird with a bindle and a human arm. there are minor variations in the art - some birds have bigger heads, or more fingers, or flatter feet.

Evan Backlog @backlogreviewer.bsky.social · 1d

Replaying Vampyr for Halloween - such a rough little diamond. Janky and clunky but has such a solid skeleton, genuinely interesting characters, and a world that I'm intrigued by... In spite of everything wrong with it

A screenshot of Vampyr, showing a man in a long coat next to a misty canal by moonlight, gas lanterns foggy in the distance

Evan Backlog @backlogreviewer.bsky.social · 1d

A little known fact is that if a hamburger is not from the Hamburg region of Germany it is actually just sparkling beef

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Chiitan🌈ちぃたん☆ @chiitan.love · 1d

Chiitan has a dream.
I hope that one day the term LGBT will become a thing of the past.
I will continue to spread my message until we live in a world where everyone can love freely and is free from persecution and discrimination.
Until then, let's all support each other🤍

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Evan Backlog @backlogreviewer.bsky.social · 1d

She just checked her belly button and said it a little bit louder

Evan Backlog @backlogreviewer.bsky.social · 1d

My partner keeps looking at how big her baby bump is getting and softly going "oooh noooo" under her breath lmao

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Evan Backlog @backlogreviewer.bsky.social · 1d

Trying to tell the kids that Catherine Connolly hates coddle, she hates it because of woke

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Evan Backlog @backlogreviewer.bsky.social · 1d

The bit in v for vendetta where he gets shot by all the goons and then strikes back with his wicked knife skills

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Deep Hell Skeleton @deephelldotcom.bsky.social · 2d

we live in a fully digital reality and have for years so this is horrifying, if unsurprising. i even kind of sort of wrote about it in this piece:

deep-hell.com/collect-wate...

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Evan Backlog @backlogreviewer.bsky.social · 1d

SAY HELLO TO MY LITTLE FRIEND (i am showing you my warhammer models)

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Evan Backlog @backlogreviewer.bsky.social · 1d

Remember Our Promise

The white haired lady from Pixar's monsters versus aliens hugging her knees and looking upset