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What's this? You suck at puppeteering? The Batter is dead? Well good news!

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OFF Fan Character, supposed to appear when The Batter dies.

Profile is temp

Owned by Shadith the Akian
Pinned
If I'm here then that must mean... it's time for me to carry on the fight against the Spectres! No matter how many times I fall I will always stand back up!

#parodysky #RP #RPSky #OFFRP #OCRP #OFFGAME #OFFTheRPG #mortisghost #MVRP
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It my birthday wahoo
December 7, 2025 at 7:28 AM
Shadith

First time BB thinks that Follet is not evil and he immediately got blasted.
December 1, 2025 at 6:59 AM
"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA-"
[ ...Oh, the poor bastard. ]

"Ah-ah!"

[ A speech-bubble has spawned. There is now a throbbing ringing in his head. She has inflicted a chronic migraine on BB! Woops. ]
December 1, 2025 at 12:37 AM
Unfortunately for BB, he did not understand this intent.

"Hello Miss Spectre."
[ She's feeling chaotic. Perhaps she could inflict chronic migraines once more... She exhales softly. Uh oh. ]

"Ah-"

[ SOMEONE STOP HER.]
November 30, 2025 at 10:05 PM
"The spectre seems... genuinely happy... that's it! My puppeteer was not swooned, he was showing me the good in some of them. He wanted me to know that they need not be put down indiscriminately. What a wise being."
November 30, 2025 at 8:03 PM
"My puppeteer is being clear on not being violent... I think."
“…If the Batter or his replacement tries to attack anyone so Eloha help me—“
November 28, 2025 at 11:06 PM
"What if I can't hit them?"
"Take it from me if you're strong enough they won't want the beef."
"Hm... how do I not start a fight... because some are mad at me..."
November 28, 2025 at 10:58 PM
"Hm... how do I not start a fight... because some are mad at me..."
November 28, 2025 at 10:56 PM
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Red sighed as he looked over his outfit.

"Good enough."

He genuinely doesn't remember the last time he was at a wedding but it'll probably be fine.
November 28, 2025 at 10:45 PM
"...I shall take my bat!"
“Seems like it. I already know who i’m bringing as my plus one. You figure out yourself.”

There he does. He’s not elaborating further
"Didn't want you anyway... is must like... I have to find one?"
November 28, 2025 at 10:38 PM
"Didn't want you anyway... is must like... I have to find one?"
“Someone extra you must bring with you… atleast that’s what i heard from Vader.”

. . . . . .
“…no i will not be your plus one.”
"What's a plus one?"
November 28, 2025 at 10:34 PM
"What's a plus one?"
November 28, 2025 at 10:32 PM
Shadith

Everyone jumping Disney is hilarious
November 28, 2025 at 10:26 PM
"You own nothing but an evil, wicked soul!"
Do I own this wedding you guys mentioned?
November 28, 2025 at 10:23 PM
"Is this really wise puppeteer? I mean... we are not as friendly as we could be..."

"..."

"If you insist."
November 28, 2025 at 10:15 PM
BB took it with a bit of a confused expression, he looked down at it before looking back up with a friendly smile.

"Thank you kind sir!"
He just poked around the corner, holding a suit and pants by hangers.

“Here, so you don’t make yourself a fool to everyone else.”
BB looked around.

"...I don't have any other clothes."

The broke bastard had to go to a wedding uninvited without even wearing a suit.
November 28, 2025 at 10:05 PM
BB looked around.

"...I don't have any other clothes."

The broke bastard had to go to a wedding uninvited without even wearing a suit.
November 28, 2025 at 9:58 PM
"A spook wedding... Do we attend, puppeteer?"
November 27, 2025 at 8:49 PM
The backup batter's face drops at this sight, his grip on the bat loose.

"Uh..."

He's too stunned to listen to his puppeteer trying to drag him away.
"Do not make me repeat myself."

[ She steps forward. Slowly. Yet, each step echoes dreadfully. The air around her feels heavier.. Why are her hands shifting into tendrils. ]
"Aieeee! Ahem, I mean I'm not afraid of you!"
November 23, 2025 at 8:02 PM
"Aieeee! Ahem, I mean I'm not afraid of you!"
[ ...Her usually blank face shifted with anger; A pair of blank eyes surfaced, piercing him with cold fury. ]

"𝐋𝐞𝐚𝐯𝐞."

[ Her voice was a hiss; A contrast to her usually calm whispers. The word grew louder the more it repeated itself. ]
"Hey puppeteer... is that my brothers ex? Am I supposed to kill her too?"

"..."

"What do you mean we should leave?"
November 23, 2025 at 7:43 PM
"Hey puppeteer... is that my brothers ex? Am I supposed to kill her too?"

"..."

"What do you mean we should leave?"
[ #SeductiveSunday ]

[ Merely existing. ]
November 23, 2025 at 7:11 PM
BB gets this foreboding sense he should probably get out of here... from his puppeteer. Unfortunately he just thinks its fine and doesn't start booking it.
November 21, 2025 at 11:54 PM
"Hey- no- get back- ...missed her again."
"Ahaha~! You missed, aga--"

[ A SHOCKWAVE???????? THAT KNOCKED DOWN A WHOLEASS BUILDING. ]

. . . . . .
(❍ᴥ❍ʋ)

[ AAAAND She's already taking off!! Goodbye!! ]
"Lies!"

He swings his bat, not hitting anywhere close but causing a shockwave regardless.
November 21, 2025 at 11:47 PM
"Lies!"

He swings his bat, not hitting anywhere close but causing a shockwave regardless.
"But alas, I'm still here, tainting your very mission!"

[ Dramatic gasp! ]

"And your God isn't able to do a thing about it, because he's so hopelessly smitten by my charm~!"
"If you were on the nice list you would be disappeared already."
November 21, 2025 at 8:06 PM
"If you were on the nice list you would be disappeared already."
. . .

"...I'm on the good list, right?"💧
November 21, 2025 at 7:15 PM