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All Reeves had to do to eliminate the deficit was to put a 50% tax on polyester flags.
November 26, 2025 at 7:51 PM
The speaker’s job in the House of Commons just seems to be to allow boos and jeers but at arbitrary intervals ask people to simmer down a little. The whole thing is unlistenable and ridiculous.
November 26, 2025 at 1:11 PM
@mrjamesob.bsky.social The woman at Jury Service? Who was a nutter?
November 26, 2025 at 11:09 AM
My sister gave me some posh shampoo that’s she’d bought and didn’t like so I’ve been using this discarded posh shampoo for a while without thinking too much about and it’s just dawned on me that my hair (the parts that haven’t been ravaged by alopecia) is looking LUXURIOUS.
November 25, 2025 at 6:22 PM
OK, an app that you put your shopping list into, and then depending on your location and what supermarket you’re in, it organises the list so you can do one sweep of the store. You can have that. That’s on me.
November 23, 2025 at 10:54 AM
That Britpop Classical thing Alex James is doing looks absolutely excruciating. And yes, I know he’s an easy target.

But as an old friend of mine often says: “just because something is an easy target, doesn’t mean you shouldn’t hit it”.
November 22, 2025 at 9:31 PM
The trouble with opening a Chinese Super Embassy in London is you fancy opening another one an about an hour later.
November 21, 2025 at 5:46 PM
The spokesman for the Conservative Environment Network and previous adviser to Michael Gove is called Sam Hall.

Little something for the Johnny Cash fans out there.
November 21, 2025 at 1:20 PM
@mrjamesob.bsky.social Don’t have nightmares.
November 21, 2025 at 11:29 AM
I'm not one of these people who thinks the Covid Inquiry is a waste of time and money and all that, but there does seem to be a lot of "stating the bleeding obvious" going on.
November 21, 2025 at 7:59 AM
@mrjamesob.bsky.social Maybe my favourite ever question.
November 20, 2025 at 12:41 PM
@mrjamesob.bsky.social At what point do we have to start to wonder if the country is just ungovernable?
November 20, 2025 at 11:37 AM
One day I’ll stop finding this funny but that day is not today.
November 19, 2025 at 11:30 AM
@mrjamesob.bsky.social Is it the Round Robins?
November 19, 2025 at 11:04 AM
Extraordinary scenes in Uxbridge as we’re under almost 6 inches of snow on Windsor Street. Never seen anything like it. #uksnow
November 19, 2025 at 9:17 AM
@mrjamesob.bsky.social My God what a rollercoaster. Brilliant call.
November 18, 2025 at 12:46 PM
They’ve changed the can. Is nothing sacred?
November 16, 2025 at 5:37 PM
I mean.
November 15, 2025 at 6:00 PM
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Pretty fucking rude of the universe to let Todd Snider die if you ask me
November 15, 2025 at 4:06 PM
A four album run so devastating brilliant it defies belief. Todd Snider was an all-timer. Rest in peace and eternal thanks.
November 15, 2025 at 5:16 PM
@mrjamesob.bsky.social The Trigger's broom of modern art.
November 14, 2025 at 12:13 PM
@mrjamesob.bsky.social Technically they said "No no no no no yes yes yes yes no".
November 14, 2025 at 10:16 AM
You know how in the ‘60s Warhol said that in the future everyone would be famous for 15 minutes and he was basically correct, well I predict that in the future everyone will be Prime Minister of the UK for 15 minutes. Thanks.
November 13, 2025 at 7:11 PM
@mrjamesob.bsky.social Has Rory Stewart popped up today to tell us all to stop worrying about it and concentrate on more important things yet?
November 13, 2025 at 10:34 AM
NO YOU GROW UP
November 13, 2025 at 10:03 AM