I’m rewatching Heated Rivalry idc
December 22, 2025 at 4:44 PM
I’m rewatching Heated Rivalry idc
1 like and ill schedule a Botox appointment
December 20, 2025 at 5:31 PM
1 like and ill schedule a Botox appointment
Me last night getting free shots from my friends that work at the bar: “omg I love you I would die for you”
Me this morning waking up hungover on a Thursday: “omg how could they do this to me”
Me this morning waking up hungover on a Thursday: “omg how could they do this to me”
December 18, 2025 at 6:24 PM
Me last night getting free shots from my friends that work at the bar: “omg I love you I would die for you”
Me this morning waking up hungover on a Thursday: “omg how could they do this to me”
Me this morning waking up hungover on a Thursday: “omg how could they do this to me”
Oh you’re a gay couple? So which one of you is the gaymer and which one is the gooner?
December 18, 2025 at 5:49 PM
Oh you’re a gay couple? So which one of you is the gaymer and which one is the gooner?
2 of my shrimp are pregnant I can’t wait to have a shrimp army
December 16, 2025 at 3:05 PM
2 of my shrimp are pregnant I can’t wait to have a shrimp army
Help I can’t stop listening to the wicked soundtrack and I’m afraid it’s going to sneak into my Apple Music replay
December 15, 2025 at 11:08 PM
Help I can’t stop listening to the wicked soundtrack and I’m afraid it’s going to sneak into my Apple Music replay
In this house you don’t kiss under the mistletoe but instead you have to suck each other off sorry I don’t make the rules
December 15, 2025 at 6:50 PM
In this house you don’t kiss under the mistletoe but instead you have to suck each other off sorry I don’t make the rules
This is a Lord of Misrule household
December 15, 2025 at 2:26 AM
This is a Lord of Misrule household
Having a fish tank is cool bc you’re kind of playing god to this little ecosystem in your house but then there’s a disease outbreak or you mess something up and a bunch of them die and you’re just like oops by bad
December 15, 2025 at 1:43 AM
Having a fish tank is cool bc you’re kind of playing god to this little ecosystem in your house but then there’s a disease outbreak or you mess something up and a bunch of them die and you’re just like oops by bad
Rupaul out of drag Fortnite skin
December 12, 2025 at 2:15 PM
Rupaul out of drag Fortnite skin
One time in high school this kid told me if he ever saw me outside of school he was going to beat me up bc I’m gay but then he died
December 9, 2025 at 6:48 PM
One time in high school this kid told me if he ever saw me outside of school he was going to beat me up bc I’m gay but then he died
I have a note on my phone called “drafts” since we don’t have drafts here and every now and then I look at it and laugh
December 8, 2025 at 11:21 PM
I have a note on my phone called “drafts” since we don’t have drafts here and every now and then I look at it and laugh
SOS I’m obsessed with the gingerbread cookies from Costco
December 8, 2025 at 1:52 AM
SOS I’m obsessed with the gingerbread cookies from Costco
I want to go to a mall ❤️
December 4, 2025 at 3:49 AM
I want to go to a mall ❤️
The last time I shaved my mustache was march 2015 so I’ve had one for over 10 years and that’s crazy to me
December 3, 2025 at 12:41 AM
The last time I shaved my mustache was march 2015 so I’ve had one for over 10 years and that’s crazy to me
I want to be Hayley Williams when I grow up
December 2, 2025 at 10:36 PM
I want to be Hayley Williams when I grow up
One of us knows how you die and the other knows when you die
November 30, 2025 at 5:49 PM
One of us knows how you die and the other knows when you die
There’s something so special about Kesha celebrating the 15 year anniversary of Cannibal because the first time I met Josh was 2 months after it came out and he got in the car with my friends and I and we sang every word to the song Cannibal while he just sat there
November 25, 2025 at 6:07 PM
There’s something so special about Kesha celebrating the 15 year anniversary of Cannibal because the first time I met Josh was 2 months after it came out and he got in the car with my friends and I and we sang every word to the song Cannibal while he just sat there
I’m so sorry to anyone that ever sees me irl I have such bad facial blindness I will only recognize you by your dick pics 😕
November 23, 2025 at 5:11 PM
I’m so sorry to anyone that ever sees me irl I have such bad facial blindness I will only recognize you by your dick pics 😕
We had layoffs on my team earlier this week and now the people that are left are doing the work of like…. 5 missing people lol can I have one of their salaries too???? Since I am doing more work????
November 20, 2025 at 1:40 PM
We had layoffs on my team earlier this week and now the people that are left are doing the work of like…. 5 missing people lol can I have one of their salaries too???? Since I am doing more work????
I love having company but I am so happy to have our home to ourselves again! I’m exhausted!
November 18, 2025 at 3:49 AM
I love having company but I am so happy to have our home to ourselves again! I’m exhausted!
I am obsessed with my new daughter
November 15, 2025 at 6:52 PM
I am obsessed with my new daughter
Trimmed too close to the sun and now I need that Skims bush underwear
November 11, 2025 at 10:35 PM
Trimmed too close to the sun and now I need that Skims bush underwear