I’m so sorry to anyone that ever sees me irl I have such bad facial blindness I will only recognize you by your dick pics 😕
November 23, 2025 at 5:11 PM
I’m so sorry to anyone that ever sees me irl I have such bad facial blindness I will only recognize you by your dick pics 😕
Softie Saturday or whatever
November 22, 2025 at 9:22 PM
Softie Saturday or whatever
We had layoffs on my team earlier this week and now the people that are left are doing the work of like…. 5 missing people lol can I have one of their salaries too???? Since I am doing more work????
November 20, 2025 at 1:40 PM
We had layoffs on my team earlier this week and now the people that are left are doing the work of like…. 5 missing people lol can I have one of their salaries too???? Since I am doing more work????
I love having company but I am so happy to have our home to ourselves again! I’m exhausted!
November 18, 2025 at 3:49 AM
I love having company but I am so happy to have our home to ourselves again! I’m exhausted!
I am obsessed with my new daughter
November 15, 2025 at 6:52 PM
I am obsessed with my new daughter
Trimmed too close to the sun and now I need that Skims bush underwear
November 11, 2025 at 10:35 PM
Trimmed too close to the sun and now I need that Skims bush underwear
It’s piercing season what are we getting pierced 😵💫
November 11, 2025 at 4:27 PM
It’s piercing season what are we getting pierced 😵💫
Get you a man that can do both
November 11, 2025 at 3:56 PM
Get you a man that can do both
I loooove making my man laugh it makes me feel like the funniest person on the planet like….
November 9, 2025 at 11:09 PM
I loooove making my man laugh it makes me feel like the funniest person on the planet like….
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I found out that a close friend that ghosted me 3 years ago is mad about something that literally didn’t even happen and that’s so crazy to me
November 7, 2025 at 6:52 PM
I found out that a close friend that ghosted me 3 years ago is mad about something that literally didn’t even happen and that’s so crazy to me
The amount of gummy worms we eat in this household is wild
November 7, 2025 at 6:50 PM
The amount of gummy worms we eat in this household is wild
Is Halloween 2025 the year of the clown costume?
October 27, 2025 at 1:03 PM
Is Halloween 2025 the year of the clown costume?
I’m gonna be honest I don’t even know
October 24, 2025 at 1:26 PM
I’m gonna be honest I don’t even know
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Need to go to a Chinese buffet BAD
October 18, 2025 at 10:55 PM
Need to go to a Chinese buffet BAD
I was put on this earth to craft
October 14, 2025 at 1:39 PM
I was put on this earth to craft
Haven’t used my sewing machine since 2020 and I’m about to break it out to make my Halloween costume please watch this space
October 9, 2025 at 3:41 PM
Haven’t used my sewing machine since 2020 and I’m about to break it out to make my Halloween costume please watch this space
I’m having a couple almonds and chewing them really well
October 2, 2025 at 5:37 PM
I’m having a couple almonds and chewing them really well
It’s Whimpering Wednesday
October 1, 2025 at 6:30 PM
It’s Whimpering Wednesday