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Matt
@ballsamic.bsky.social
📍Chicago
Ok keep in mind we are on the mend after losing some fish to…. Something I’m unsure of and I also had a snail infestation so she’s been going through it. I just did some emergency maintinence and landscaping over the weekend. I’m thinking about rescaping it entirely to clean it up some more.
December 16, 2025 at 4:16 PM
They are kind of crazy looking
December 16, 2025 at 3:08 PM
This is a Lord of Misrule household
December 15, 2025 at 2:26 AM
RIP to an icon 💔
December 11, 2025 at 1:57 PM
One of us knows how you die and the other knows when you die
November 30, 2025 at 5:49 PM
I love having company but I am so happy to have our home to ourselves again! I’m exhausted!
November 18, 2025 at 3:49 AM
My man 😘🥰
November 16, 2025 at 7:25 PM
I am obsessed with my new daughter
November 15, 2025 at 6:52 PM
Get you a man that can do both
November 11, 2025 at 3:56 PM
I loooove making my man laugh it makes me feel like the funniest person on the planet like….
November 9, 2025 at 11:09 PM
Honestly as someone that has no idea what they are doing with makeup or a sewing machine….. I’m proud of myself
November 1, 2025 at 3:01 AM
Clowning around 🤡
November 1, 2025 at 2:59 AM
Omw
October 31, 2025 at 2:18 PM
Do tops get paid more???
September 30, 2025 at 5:51 PM
🕵🏻‍♂️
September 27, 2025 at 9:15 PM
I love hotel showers 💦
September 24, 2025 at 9:10 PM
I went to one Market Days party and all I got was my *** ***
August 13, 2025 at 7:25 PM
Divaaaaa
August 3, 2025 at 4:16 PM
Just the usual green in the back. This is an old picture, but it’s very similar. I’ve done most colors, but green has been pretty standard for me for like 5 years.
August 1, 2025 at 10:11 PM
I…..
August 1, 2025 at 7:34 PM
Sorry but I did censor one
July 18, 2025 at 9:40 PM
*I gotta put me first gif*
July 9, 2025 at 4:11 PM
July 8, 2025 at 10:21 PM
I didnt realize their eyes MOVE?!
July 5, 2025 at 5:51 PM
Also
July 3, 2025 at 2:13 PM