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uma doida de praça gritando coisas aleatórias pra quem tá passando pela timeline
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surprema esquerda é muito foda. por mim a gente só chamava assim agora
Boa tarde seus Suprema Esquerda
December 13, 2025 at 1:42 AM
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"Ah pq Ricardo Nunes não sei q lá"

My brother in Christ, you made the sandwich
December 13, 2025 at 12:00 AM
babando com a qualidade dessa camisa que tesão um homem bonito bem vestido usando alfaiataria de qualidade
They have got to get this man a bigger shirt
December 13, 2025 at 12:02 AM
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os SEIOS de luigi mangione
They have got to get this man a bigger shirt
December 12, 2025 at 9:42 PM
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"people with renaissance-level art skills don't exist anymore" yes they do their username is something like 03748218_ and they spend all their time drawing pornography so deranged it'd kill hugh hefner a second time
December 12, 2025 at 12:06 PM
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Quando vc tá no leito de morte e aperta o botão do Seresteiro.
December 12, 2025 at 4:09 PM
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só do adulto entrar na livraria e não sair com autoajuda e café com deus pai eu já acho fantástico
meio que bobbie goods ser tão vendido hoje em dia é um grande não problema, né? melhor adulto colorindo desenho do que fazendo doomscrolling na internet
December 12, 2025 at 4:14 PM
o maioral
‘CLAIR OBSCUR - EXPEDITION 33’ has won 9 awards at #TheGameAwards, the most for any game ever

• Game of the Year
• Best RPG
• Best Narrative
• Best Art Direction
• Best Score & Music
• Best Game Direction
• Best Debut Indie Game
• Best Independent Game
• Best Performance (Jennifer English)
December 12, 2025 at 10:22 AM
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com o leon aí agora temos 2 jogos que voce pode jogar com uma idosa
December 12, 2025 at 1:47 AM
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JJ Abrams parece todo o elenco de big bang theory misturado
December 12, 2025 at 1:39 AM
vovó simulator onde uma senhora que tá proibida de fazer esforço sai pelo mundo fazendo tudo menos o que o médico mandou
December 12, 2025 at 1:36 AM
quero jj abrams na cadeia
December 12, 2025 at 1:34 AM
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thats right the game awards special guest MORSHU
December 12, 2025 at 1:22 AM
trailer babado
December 12, 2025 at 1:26 AM
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OMG JOICE HASSELMANN HIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII
December 12, 2025 at 1:16 AM
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spot the Expedition 33 team
December 12, 2025 at 1:05 AM
se expedition 33 não vencer goty alguém vai morrer
December 12, 2025 at 12:33 AM
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provavelmente as aspas mais fortes do ano
December 11, 2025 at 6:22 PM
por onde anda jojo um beijo jojo seus hits fizeram tanto pela minha criação....
dropping a track like this at 13 and still getting props from whitney houston on tv… iconic jojo
December 11, 2025 at 11:56 PM
gente acho que vou desmaiar de cansaço
December 10, 2025 at 7:43 PM
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Never ask a man his salary, a woman her age and a Japanese what the fuck they were doing in China between 1937 and 45
"Anti-Japanese" video game and it's a historic WW2 game where Chinese soldiers are resisting imperial Japan
December 9, 2025 at 7:25 PM
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December 10, 2025 at 4:35 PM
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SKULL OF THOMAS AQUINAS: TAKE A LEFT NOW
PRIEST: No, the GPS says we have to keep going—
SKULL: I KNOW A SHORTCUT
PRIEST: Do you remember the last ti—
SKULL: FOR THOSE WITH FAITH, NO EVIDENCE IS NECESSARY; FOR THOSE WITHOUT IT, NO EVIDENCE WILL SUFFICE
'Skull of St. Thomas Aquinas being transported to Fossanova Abbey.'
Photograph by Daniel Ibanez
December 10, 2025 at 5:10 PM
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cungresso merdresso bostresso nacional
December 10, 2025 at 12:54 PM
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dia normal. nada está acontecendo.
December 10, 2025 at 11:46 AM