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Soren Lorensen
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Pavezeiro e pedrinha #2 da @mimentz.bsky.social

Pai da Manuela, da Catarina, e agora também da Isabel

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Pediatra ficou impressionada com 2 coisas: ela andando (ainda com ajuda) e ela gritando (sozinha mesmo)
Menos de 1 mês para o aniversário 🎂 da mini diva. Tivemos pediatra, tudo indo bem e ela se desenvolvendo lindamente: 7.725kg, 70.5cm.

Vai ser pitica igual mamain
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Temos IMAGENS da mijada monstro do Fernando Diniz nos jogadores do Vasco após o gol de 1 x 1 do Mirassol.
January 29, 2026 at 11:42 PM
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Billy Wilder’s response to Holocaust deniers
www.independent.co.uk/arts-enterta...
January 29, 2026 at 9:26 PM
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friend of mine is an undocumented immigrant and has been hiding in Melania theaters bc he knows people assume no one is in there
January 29, 2026 at 9:34 PM
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"Our new analysis shows that it is far more dangerous to be pregnant than to have an abortion, and this gap in mortality risk is even larger than previously recognized.” - lead study author Maria Steenland.
In fact, the mortality risk of pregnancy is 44 to 70 times higher than from abortion.
Risk of maternal death during pregnancy greatly underestimated, study finds
A new study comparing deaths of pregnant people and of those who have an abortion show that risk of death due to pregnancy is three times higher than previously estimated.
www.brown.edu
January 29, 2026 at 2:39 AM
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they're doing hand stuff at the Melania screening
January 29, 2026 at 3:57 PM
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HEY GOOGLE: Tell me how to determine if someone is a malignant narcissistic sociopath.
January 28, 2026 at 8:29 PM
And it was also nominated for the brand new category Best Actress' Husband
MELANIA has been nominated for Best Picture, Best Actress, Best Supporting Actress, Best Screenplay, and Best Cinematography in the FIFA Oscars
January 29, 2026 at 9:14 PM
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MELANIA has been nominated for Best Picture, Best Actress, Best Supporting Actress, Best Screenplay, and Best Cinematography in the FIFA Oscars
January 28, 2026 at 5:16 PM
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If you are being influenced by an influencer, stop right now before it's too late
January 29, 2026 at 8:58 PM
"Adam Driver is Uber's new CEO"
"Zoe Hamburger made managing director of McDonald's Netherlands"

@actualnames.bsky.social
January 29, 2026 at 8:57 PM
"Zoe Hamburger made managing director of McDonald's Netherlands"

@actualnames.bsky.social
January 29, 2026 at 8:57 PM
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Okay. That's it. I'm turning everything back off for the day. I can't take this non-stop drip of cruelty and stupidity and greed. I hate it here. I hate these fucking people. I hate this fucking system. It's a firehose full of dogshit all day every day.
Trump: "People that own their homes -- we're gonna keep them wealthy. We're gonna keep those prices up. We're not gonna destroy the value of their homes so that somebody who didn't work very hard can buy a home."
January 29, 2026 at 8:43 PM
um filme inteiro de cutscene vagabunda
You don't have the be an avowed AI hater to be impressed without lifeless and unwatchable this is.
January 29, 2026 at 8:42 PM
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So, incredibly, the White House has chosen to escalate in blue Minnesota and retreat in Maine to protect a vulnerable GOP Senator.

It's confirmation that Trump-Vance-Miller view ICE as a partisan govt-backed militia to attack blue America while propping up their regime. 1/
January 29, 2026 at 12:55 PM
eu tô só pelo Vai Corinthians na cerimônia do Oscar
January 29, 2026 at 8:37 PM
é o chaves da globo né
Notícia da @folha.com

"Outro Canal: 'Três Graças': Marcelo Serrado explica volta de Crô para reforçar novela: 'Inesperado'"

Link sem paywall ⬇️
Outro Canal: 'Três Graças': Marcelo Serrado explica volta de Crô para reforçar novela: 'Inesperado'
Participação do ator começa nesta sexta-feira (30) na Globo
sem-paywall.com
January 29, 2026 at 8:36 PM
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Ufa ainda bem que eu sou um morcego rosa
January 29, 2026 at 8:27 PM
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"SC defende" é meu pau no meio dos teus dente

Vai tomar no meio do seu cu

Dá nome pra esse racista filho da puta

O racista chama Jorginho Mello do PL

E pra ilustrar, toma aqui a foto do racista do lado de um presidiário condenado a 27 anos de prisão

vai se fuder sem pressa, maluco
January 29, 2026 at 8:29 PM
"Nós percebemos que tinha algo errado quando ele pulou e fez um barulhinho, aí pegou um cogumelo pra comer e dobrou de tamanho"
January 29, 2026 at 8:14 PM
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‪Barry Keoghan is "Clouseau disguise Ringo". This was pointed out by the eagle-eyed @rufustsuperfly.bsky.social
and @frankshallot.bsky.social
January 29, 2026 at 7:18 PM
Get in, loser. We're going shopping
January 29, 2026 at 7:54 PM
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dia 29 de janeiro
January 29, 2026 at 6:32 PM
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It's 410 CE, and I'm your podcast host, Rossus Douthaticus. I'm here with Alaric the Visigoth, who recently sacked the Eternal City.

Alaric, why do you think people have lost faith in Rome? Is it a crisis of liberalism? Is it because of the feminization of the workplace?
January 29, 2026 at 3:24 PM
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Legal asylum seeker, no criminal record, working two jobs, dragged out of smashed car and kidnapped by ICE as his US citizen newborn cries in a car seat in the freezing cold in Maine and his wife who barely speaks English pleads for help. WTAF
Video shows ICE leaving behind an infant and broken glass after arresting a man with no criminal history.
“There was a car seat in the back... There were broken glass shards all over it... There was just this tiny peanut of a baby. He was crying.”
My latest: www.pressherald.com/2026/01/28/i...
ICE agents shatter window, leave 1-month-old baby, mother in car after Portland arrest
Video shows federal immigration agents leaving behind an infant and broken glass after detaining a Guinean immigrant with no known criminal history.
www.pressherald.com
January 29, 2026 at 6:21 PM
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I have been laughing at this for a solid five minutes.
January 29, 2026 at 4:33 PM