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Dan Ximenes
@danximenes.bsky.social
👾 10% pixels, 90% anger • 🇧🇷 BR • ele/dele • he/him
🐈 cat dad, talking cricket, emotional support millenial • EN|PT
🎮 lead gameplay designer @ Dumativa • ½ do http://meanlook.org
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HI I'M DAN
(My intro post was getting old so I'm writing a new one so I can pin it)

I'm a game designer and sometimes multiclass to pixel artist/animator. I rant a lot in Brazilian and sometimes in English too!

I'm plugging some of the stuff I've worked on down there if any of you are curious 👇🧶
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dear men: plz find a route to self-actualization that doesn’t run through someone else’s uterus
November 24, 2025 at 3:13 PM
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In my spare time, I am working on a mapmaking tool #dnd
October 13, 2025 at 1:37 PM
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early yugioh cards designs
“Great, now I have to pee.”
November 25, 2025 at 4:35 AM
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Any one of these massive AAA videogame companies could file suit against the 6-piece Chicken McNobody ringleaders harassing their employees, and that they don't is a choice. I said before of goobergate that the industry enjoys having a bunch of unpaid Pinkertons around too much to ever give it up.
Two months after firing over Charlie Kirk comments, Ghost of Yotei dev blames harassment campaign, not 'bad joke'
aftermath.site/sucker-punch-c...
November 24, 2025 at 11:45 PM
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amiga do grupo vc é que mais fala com tornozeleira
November 23, 2025 at 10:12 AM
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Carrie Fisher was the blueprint.
Protect your people. Call out the predators.
#RESIST
November 24, 2025 at 3:59 AM
O maior uso de IA é geração de desinformação com verniz de confiabilidade pra quem não sabe como ela funciona
November 24, 2025 at 8:41 PM
Será que se eu vedar o cano de esgoto da vizinha de cima pra bosta começar a voltar ela corre pra consertar a infiltração que deu na minha casa?
November 24, 2025 at 7:53 PM
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Rosseau: "O homem nasce bom e a sociedade o corrompe"

Hobbes: "O homem nasce mau, e a sociedade o torna bom"

Locke: "O homem quando nasce ele é uma folha em branco, só depois que vem a bondade ou maldade"

Tornozeleira eletrônica: "Jair, às 00:33 pule pela janela da cozinha, vai vim um helicóptero
November 24, 2025 at 4:43 PM
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imagine that. imagine that. imagine that! imagine that. did anybody say anything about this once or twice or thrice, hmm? did anybody talk about, this? no? hmm?
Complete AI/debt saturation coverage this am:

@wsj.com @bloomberg.com
November 24, 2025 at 4:08 PM
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Francis was more Mike Shinoda whereas Leo is more Chester
November 24, 2025 at 9:27 AM
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"O que acontece agora com o ex-presidente após a prisão ser mantida"

Eu não sou especialista, mas acho que agora ele continua preso
November 24, 2025 at 3:13 PM
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I'm getting real tired of not being able to trust that a video game doesn't have AI crap in it:

aftermath.site/the-alters-ai-...
November 24, 2025 at 1:00 PM
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Bolsonaro, sua família e seus aliados foram os grandes empreiteiros e executores de uma política negacionista responsável pela morte de centenas de milhares de pessoas.

A gente não pode, não deve e não vai esquecer. Por isso, todo castigo pra essa gente sempre será pouco.

Quero ver definhar.
November 23, 2025 at 2:05 PM
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Nunca vou esquecer.

Em nome da minha mãe e dos mais de 700 mil mortos pela Covid, de quem ele debochou, a quem negou vacinas, a quem incentivou contaminar, a quem matou com recomendações de tratamentos sabidamente ineficazes.

É por eles. Não paramos de lutar.
Bolsonaro, sua família e seus aliados foram os grandes empreiteiros e executores de uma política negacionista responsável pela morte de centenas de milhares de pessoas.

A gente não pode, não deve e não vai esquecer. Por isso, todo castigo pra essa gente sempre será pouco.

Quero ver definhar.
November 23, 2025 at 2:08 PM
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“THE NON-ARTIST FIXATION ON HYPERREALISM AS THE PINNACLE OF ART IS CLEARLY PART OF THE REASON SO MANY ADULTS THINK THEY CANNOT DRAW OR CONSIDER THEMSELVES TO BE FAILURES, KAWAII, FOLK ART, DOODLES, OR OTHER EASIER ENTRY POINTS ARE CONSIDERED CHILDISH, WHICH IS WHY JAPANESE DRAWING BOOKS ARE BETTER…”
November 21, 2025 at 9:24 PM
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After "film trilogy that dropped a critical plot point exclusively via timed Fortnite event" and "video game series whose story only makes sense if you're aware of the events of a canon pachinko machine", I feel like there are whole frontiers of user-hostile narrative design waiting to be explored.
November 21, 2025 at 9:29 PM
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Aproveita o embalo e prende o Nikolas
🚨 O Jornal Nacional mostrou que o Nikolas visitou o presidiário justamente no dia em que o Jair danificou a tornozelinha, e que o deputado ainda descumpriu ordem judicial ao usar o celular durante a visita! 🤔
November 22, 2025 at 11:59 PM
If you're one of my non-portuguese speaking followers and are confused about the stuff me and other BR people are posting today

We arrested Bolsonaro, the former president who attempted a coup.

So now you know.
Bonus: a picture of Ponyo and Oberon.
November 23, 2025 at 12:09 AM
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talkin' about the AI bubble
November 20, 2025 at 6:56 PM
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O plano do Flavinho era mesmo fazer uma micareta e o Jair fugir disfarçado no meio da muvuca? Isso eh basicamente o plot final da Gaiola das Loucas
November 22, 2025 at 12:03 PM
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setembro: “será que ele vai getuliar?”

novembro: ele fez algo muito mais engraçado
November 22, 2025 at 7:51 PM
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they grow up so fast
November 22, 2025 at 8:29 PM
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The entire US economy is propped up by a product so toxic and insidious that everyone has to go on a weekly scavenger hunt just to remove it from products they're already using.
heads up, gmail has a new setting automatically on that allows their a*i to be trained on your emails so make sure to turn off the 'Smart Feature' checkbox in your settings
November 22, 2025 at 8:17 PM