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Googling “how to be less scared” and getting an AI generated result that says “there is nothing to be scared of :)”
A fun conversation ender is when your friend mentions something and then you proceed to say everything you know about that thing and everything you can think of that’s tangentially related. Ask me how many times I did this /before/ I realized it was conversation kryptonite.
January 25, 2026 at 4:49 AM
A fun conversation ender is when your friend mentions something and then you proceed to say everything you know about that thing and everything you can think of that’s tangentially related. Ask me how many times I did this /before/ I realized it was conversation kryptonite.
Had an absolutely horrible mystery stomachache yesterday and today I woke up too early bc my alarm was inexplicably set for 6:30am so the weekend is off to a good start 🫠
January 24, 2026 at 3:11 PM
Had an absolutely horrible mystery stomachache yesterday and today I woke up too early bc my alarm was inexplicably set for 6:30am so the weekend is off to a good start 🫠
My husband keeps asking me if I want to go out for dinner and I’m like idk do you know a restaurant that serves buttered toast for dinner and will let me lie down in the booth bc that’s the only place I want to go.
January 24, 2026 at 1:32 AM
My husband keeps asking me if I want to go out for dinner and I’m like idk do you know a restaurant that serves buttered toast for dinner and will let me lie down in the booth bc that’s the only place I want to go.
I’m so tired I just thought to myself wow I can’t wait to put sweats on and get comfy… friends I’m already wearing sweats.
January 24, 2026 at 1:29 AM
I’m so tired I just thought to myself wow I can’t wait to put sweats on and get comfy… friends I’m already wearing sweats.
It’s obscene how badly I want a fountain Coke. Maybe I should just do it and let myself suffer the consequences and then I’ll be freed from the craving.
January 23, 2026 at 10:54 PM
It’s obscene how badly I want a fountain Coke. Maybe I should just do it and let myself suffer the consequences and then I’ll be freed from the craving.
I’m glad I spent months bullying my husband into taking better care of himself before I got pregnant* bc even though I’ve been a little nauseous almost everyday it’s nothing compared to how many women have told me that everything made them barf their brains out in their first trimester.
January 23, 2026 at 5:27 PM
I’m glad I spent months bullying my husband into taking better care of himself before I got pregnant* bc even though I’ve been a little nauseous almost everyday it’s nothing compared to how many women have told me that everything made them barf their brains out in their first trimester.
I want a Squirt and an ice cream drumstick
January 23, 2026 at 2:28 AM
I want a Squirt and an ice cream drumstick
Best soda with the worst name: Squirt
January 23, 2026 at 1:23 AM
Best soda with the worst name: Squirt
Being pregnant has made me so boring. I’m going to bed at like 8pm and all I eat is unseasoned food.
January 22, 2026 at 10:41 PM
Being pregnant has made me so boring. I’m going to bed at like 8pm and all I eat is unseasoned food.
I don’t think I’ve yearned for summer like this since I was a child with summer break.
January 22, 2026 at 6:55 PM
I don’t think I’ve yearned for summer like this since I was a child with summer break.
I am ready to stand outside in 85 degree weather eating a rapidly melting ice cream cone and complaining about the heat.
January 22, 2026 at 6:54 PM
I am ready to stand outside in 85 degree weather eating a rapidly melting ice cream cone and complaining about the heat.
My husband is so good at being comforting, I told him my dad might need open heart surgery and the first words out of his mouth were “that’s really bad, that’s how my grandma died.” THANKS. THANKS BABE.
January 22, 2026 at 12:11 AM
My husband is so good at being comforting, I told him my dad might need open heart surgery and the first words out of his mouth were “that’s really bad, that’s how my grandma died.” THANKS. THANKS BABE.
Kind of craving… candied yams????
January 21, 2026 at 11:15 PM
Kind of craving… candied yams????
I don’t have any kind of baby bump yet but spiritually I feel ready for maternity pants.
January 21, 2026 at 11:06 PM
I don’t have any kind of baby bump yet but spiritually I feel ready for maternity pants.
Hey remember when we were all obsessed with vitamin water.
January 21, 2026 at 2:47 AM
Hey remember when we were all obsessed with vitamin water.
It’s like really so crazy that I don’t use any substances of any kind anymore. I don’t even have a THERAPIST right now.
January 21, 2026 at 2:44 AM
It’s like really so crazy that I don’t use any substances of any kind anymore. I don’t even have a THERAPIST right now.
I know I have SAD but it’s so insidious that I don’t realize it’s happened until the weather gets warm again and then I’m like wow why am I so happy.
January 20, 2026 at 7:49 PM
I know I have SAD but it’s so insidious that I don’t realize it’s happened until the weather gets warm again and then I’m like wow why am I so happy.
I’ve unlocked watching YouTube on my iPad while I work and this is either going to be great for my productivity or devastating for it, we’ll find out today.
January 20, 2026 at 5:37 PM
I’ve unlocked watching YouTube on my iPad while I work and this is either going to be great for my productivity or devastating for it, we’ll find out today.
When is dragon fruit season
January 20, 2026 at 5:28 PM
When is dragon fruit season
My nausea is like a thousand times better since I got home and this morning I ate three scrambled eggs, two pieces of toast, yogurt with chia seeds, and a glass of chocolate milk and all my vitamins which I didn’t gag on even once! A miracle!
January 20, 2026 at 5:28 PM
My nausea is like a thousand times better since I got home and this morning I ate three scrambled eggs, two pieces of toast, yogurt with chia seeds, and a glass of chocolate milk and all my vitamins which I didn’t gag on even once! A miracle!
I caved and bought chocolate milk and oh my god. Oh my god. Like sex is good but have you had chocolate milk?
January 20, 2026 at 5:27 PM
I caved and bought chocolate milk and oh my god. Oh my god. Like sex is good but have you had chocolate milk?
Craving a Coke even though I know everything about it will hurt me
January 19, 2026 at 9:51 PM
Craving a Coke even though I know everything about it will hurt me
If you have kids and you meet a person who is pregnant with their first child allow me to recommend NOT presenting them with all the worst parts of being a new parent immediately. Like, we KNOW. Y’all have not kept it a secret like, at ALL. It’s kind of the only thing you seem to talk about?
January 19, 2026 at 6:41 PM
If you have kids and you meet a person who is pregnant with their first child allow me to recommend NOT presenting them with all the worst parts of being a new parent immediately. Like, we KNOW. Y’all have not kept it a secret like, at ALL. It’s kind of the only thing you seem to talk about?
Contemplating going to sleep for the night at 7:30pm.
January 19, 2026 at 3:31 AM
Contemplating going to sleep for the night at 7:30pm.
Hello I did not feel nauseous even once today and the weather was beautiful!!!!!
January 19, 2026 at 1:55 AM
Hello I did not feel nauseous even once today and the weather was beautiful!!!!!