god’s favorite mistake
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literally just a ghoul
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Googling “how to be less scared” and getting an AI generated result that says “there is nothing to be scared of :)”
Trying to think of a cute way to tell everyone on here that I’m pregnant and I’m just not coming up with anything.
January 6, 2026 at 8:48 PM
Trying to think of a cute way to tell everyone on here that I’m pregnant and I’m just not coming up with anything.
The air is so CRISP today, I wish I didn’t have work so I could just sit outside and revel in it.
January 5, 2026 at 5:57 PM
The air is so CRISP today, I wish I didn’t have work so I could just sit outside and revel in it.
My dog is the cutest dog. I won’t post a photo but just trust that I wouldn’t lie about something of such grave importance.
January 5, 2026 at 4:53 AM
My dog is the cutest dog. I won’t post a photo but just trust that I wouldn’t lie about something of such grave importance.
If you’re afraid to use a semicolon in your post don’t be, we live in a cold and lawless world and must take our pleasures where we can.
January 4, 2026 at 3:46 PM
If you’re afraid to use a semicolon in your post don’t be, we live in a cold and lawless world and must take our pleasures where we can.
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repost to give those 2 or 3 followers who always like your weird posts a little forehead kiss & a grilled cheese cut diagonally
January 3, 2026 at 8:53 PM
repost to give those 2 or 3 followers who always like your weird posts a little forehead kiss & a grilled cheese cut diagonally
It is so funny of me to have the couch to 5k app on my phone. Have I ever opened it? No. Do I ever plan to open it? No. Why is it there? No.
January 3, 2026 at 4:55 PM
It is so funny of me to have the couch to 5k app on my phone. Have I ever opened it? No. Do I ever plan to open it? No. Why is it there? No.
I’ve taken a solemn vow never to watch any Avatar movies because I want to remain free from sin.
January 2, 2026 at 1:40 AM
I’ve taken a solemn vow never to watch any Avatar movies because I want to remain free from sin.
LotR fans “did you know Viggo Mortensen broke his toe” 🤝 movie musical fans “did you know Gene Kelly had the flu”
December 31, 2025 at 7:30 PM
LotR fans “did you know Viggo Mortensen broke his toe” 🤝 movie musical fans “did you know Gene Kelly had the flu”
So thirsty, mouth so dry, absolutely parched, but I refuse to drink anything because I don’t want to have to get up to pee 45 times because I had one single sip of water at 10pm
December 30, 2025 at 5:54 AM
So thirsty, mouth so dry, absolutely parched, but I refuse to drink anything because I don’t want to have to get up to pee 45 times because I had one single sip of water at 10pm
My 77 year old dad 6-7ed me today so that meme is officially OVER
December 26, 2025 at 4:20 AM
My 77 year old dad 6-7ed me today so that meme is officially OVER
A delightful read if you’re like me and love both Muppet Christmas Carol and the dissection of media across its multiple forms.
"I hope the skeptics have been satisfied by my 'puppets are uncanny' argument, because now I have to mount my third point and achieve the hat trick that will seal my grand yuletide theory: Kermit the Frog is the only performer to ever truly embody Bob Cratchit."
A Grand Yuletide Theory: The Muppet Christmas Carol is the Best Adaptation of A Christmas Carol
Only one movie has ever managed to recreate that uniquely Dickens magic, achieving it not so much through adaptation as through transmutation.
www.brightwalldarkroom.com
December 23, 2025 at 5:06 PM
A delightful read if you’re like me and love both Muppet Christmas Carol and the dissection of media across its multiple forms.
Everyone I know was sick in November/December and I’m hoping I can do a “catching up with friends in person” tour in January/February, so everyone had better be well or ELSE.
December 22, 2025 at 6:49 PM
Everyone I know was sick in November/December and I’m hoping I can do a “catching up with friends in person” tour in January/February, so everyone had better be well or ELSE.
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everyone who knows less than i do about something is a rube and a yokel. everyone who knows more than i do about something is a braggart and a charlatan.
December 19, 2025 at 3:04 AM
everyone who knows less than i do about something is a rube and a yokel. everyone who knows more than i do about something is a braggart and a charlatan.
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everyone get more whimsical now!!!
December 18, 2025 at 8:46 PM
everyone get more whimsical now!!!
Please stop saying “uncomfortability” or “uncomfortableness” the word you’re looking for is “discomfort” and it’s so much easier to say and spell and hear!!!
December 18, 2025 at 11:00 PM
Please stop saying “uncomfortability” or “uncomfortableness” the word you’re looking for is “discomfort” and it’s so much easier to say and spell and hear!!!
Actually the worst day of the week is Thursday
December 18, 2025 at 1:30 PM
Actually the worst day of the week is Thursday
Go see Hamnet if you’re in the mood to have your heart ripped out of your chest but in a really poignant and beautiful way. My husband had to give me a hug in the parking lot and my eyes are still puffy 8 hours later, 5/5 stars.
December 18, 2025 at 1:22 PM
Go see Hamnet if you’re in the mood to have your heart ripped out of your chest but in a really poignant and beautiful way. My husband had to give me a hug in the parking lot and my eyes are still puffy 8 hours later, 5/5 stars.
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Tom cruise as parson brown
December 16, 2025 at 9:07 PM
Tom cruise as parson brown
My perfect date? I take a 3 hour long boiling hot everything shower then hustle my sweet little ass to the mall where I make one very satisfying impulse purchase then treat myself to a booth at the Cheesecake Factory and an ice cold Caesar salad with chicken and a slice of cheesecake to go.
December 16, 2025 at 8:20 PM
My perfect date? I take a 3 hour long boiling hot everything shower then hustle my sweet little ass to the mall where I make one very satisfying impulse purchase then treat myself to a booth at the Cheesecake Factory and an ice cold Caesar salad with chicken and a slice of cheesecake to go.
I have unfortunately just learned you can buy an at home tooth gem kit (the unfortunate part is that I don’t get paid til Friday so I can’t order one immediately)
December 16, 2025 at 7:32 PM
I have unfortunately just learned you can buy an at home tooth gem kit (the unfortunate part is that I don’t get paid til Friday so I can’t order one immediately)
I had a dream last night that included a ton of cardinals (the bird) is anybody well versed in bird omens what does that means
December 16, 2025 at 2:59 PM
I had a dream last night that included a ton of cardinals (the bird) is anybody well versed in bird omens what does that means
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*walking in a winter wonderland*
ME: where's bluebird?
BIRD: gone
ME: w... who are you?
*bird looks around shiftily*
BIRD: I'm new bird
ME: where's bluebird?
BIRD: gone
ME: w... who are you?
*bird looks around shiftily*
BIRD: I'm new bird
December 16, 2023 at 4:33 PM
*walking in a winter wonderland*
ME: where's bluebird?
BIRD: gone
ME: w... who are you?
*bird looks around shiftily*
BIRD: I'm new bird
ME: where's bluebird?
BIRD: gone
ME: w... who are you?
*bird looks around shiftily*
BIRD: I'm new bird
I’ve read 99 books this year but none of them were smart so don’t worry I’m not a genius now or anything, I’m just regular still.
December 11, 2025 at 11:05 PM
I’ve read 99 books this year but none of them were smart so don’t worry I’m not a genius now or anything, I’m just regular still.
When anyone in the entertainment industry who didn’t grow up here starts talking about Los Angeles my eyes roll so hard they fall out of my head and roll across the floor under the couch and then I have to blindly search for them and they’re always so dusty and gross and it’s really annoying.
December 11, 2025 at 11:01 PM
When anyone in the entertainment industry who didn’t grow up here starts talking about Los Angeles my eyes roll so hard they fall out of my head and roll across the floor under the couch and then I have to blindly search for them and they’re always so dusty and gross and it’s really annoying.
I’m a recovering eldest daughter and my main advice is to Do Less.
December 9, 2025 at 5:56 PM
I’m a recovering eldest daughter and my main advice is to Do Less.