travis
@yunggandalf.bsky.social
Just a fungi. brutally handsome. former child.
Pinned
Got up at 430, went to the gym, barely participated, came home and napped for an hour or so.
December 8, 2025 at 4:57 PM
Got up at 430, went to the gym, barely participated, came home and napped for an hour or so.
As soon as 8 pm rolls around, I turn into a pumpkin. Except last night it was like 730
December 8, 2025 at 4:42 PM
As soon as 8 pm rolls around, I turn into a pumpkin. Except last night it was like 730
Haven’t had a cigarette in a few years but whenever I get stressed out, I want one p bad
December 8, 2025 at 4:09 PM
Haven’t had a cigarette in a few years but whenever I get stressed out, I want one p bad
Telling my kids to stop saying “Ariana grande” and go to sleep
December 8, 2025 at 3:47 AM
Telling my kids to stop saying “Ariana grande” and go to sleep
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Everyone in WhoVille was talking mad shit about you bro. They said they only had to fly past you on their dust speck for a millisecond to know you were “a droob boobler fr”
December 7, 2025 at 10:47 PM
Everyone in WhoVille was talking mad shit about you bro. They said they only had to fly past you on their dust speck for a millisecond to know you were “a droob boobler fr”
Spinning link sausage like nunchucks
December 7, 2025 at 10:47 PM
Spinning link sausage like nunchucks
Sufjan Christmas album slaps
December 7, 2025 at 10:31 PM
Sufjan Christmas album slaps
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I think I saw three ships come sailing in lowkey
December 7, 2025 at 9:45 PM
I think I saw three ships come sailing in lowkey
Buldak stir fry ramen is my new obsession
December 7, 2025 at 6:24 PM
Buldak stir fry ramen is my new obsession
I want to watch a movie called “There WONT be blood”. I’d feel less lightheaded thinking about it. Maybe.
December 7, 2025 at 6:13 PM
I want to watch a movie called “There WONT be blood”. I’d feel less lightheaded thinking about it. Maybe.
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The water pistol that squirts jelly did not belong on the Island of Misfit Toys. Just stop filling him with jelly, you idiots.
December 18, 2024 at 6:41 PM
The water pistol that squirts jelly did not belong on the Island of Misfit Toys. Just stop filling him with jelly, you idiots.
It’s in the 40s the last week or so in the morning which is Arizona freezing. Please pray my pipes don’t burst.
December 7, 2025 at 3:22 PM
It’s in the 40s the last week or so in the morning which is Arizona freezing. Please pray my pipes don’t burst.
For Christmas, I’m asking for books and a new pair of shoes
December 7, 2025 at 3:19 PM
For Christmas, I’m asking for books and a new pair of shoes
Been sober 2531 days. Just looked it up. Wow good jorb Travis
December 7, 2025 at 3:01 PM
Been sober 2531 days. Just looked it up. Wow good jorb Travis
Ive been playing final fantasy 9 on my jailbroke ps vita.
December 7, 2025 at 2:54 PM
Ive been playing final fantasy 9 on my jailbroke ps vita.
I have a bunch of silverware that I do NOT know where they came from. Whose fork is this?!
December 7, 2025 at 2:42 PM
I have a bunch of silverware that I do NOT know where they came from. Whose fork is this?!
Whenever I open this app, I have to mumble lyrics from “blue sky” by the allman brothers
December 7, 2025 at 1:02 PM
Whenever I open this app, I have to mumble lyrics from “blue sky” by the allman brothers
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i’m going to try being hot instead of depressed for a while
February 11, 2025 at 11:01 PM
i’m going to try being hot instead of depressed for a while
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⚠️ we require much more cheese than this to heal
December 7, 2025 at 2:13 AM
⚠️ we require much more cheese than this to heal
You may find me picking pocket lint out of my phones charging port with a toothpick. You may also find me standing atop of a mountain.
December 6, 2025 at 10:08 PM
You may find me picking pocket lint out of my phones charging port with a toothpick. You may also find me standing atop of a mountain.
Time for my all carb lunch of spicy noodles and sourdough toast
December 6, 2025 at 9:48 PM
Time for my all carb lunch of spicy noodles and sourdough toast
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a new jersey-based christmas tree delivery service called Spruce Bringsteen
November 11, 2025 at 3:22 AM
a new jersey-based christmas tree delivery service called Spruce Bringsteen
I deleted my twitter 4 months ago. Tell
Your friends I will reside here for a while until I feel like it’s ruining my life and then I’ll disappear again
Your friends I will reside here for a while until I feel like it’s ruining my life and then I’ll disappear again
December 6, 2025 at 9:19 PM
I deleted my twitter 4 months ago. Tell
Your friends I will reside here for a while until I feel like it’s ruining my life and then I’ll disappear again
Your friends I will reside here for a while until I feel like it’s ruining my life and then I’ll disappear again