god’s favorite mistake
@barfbabe.bsky.social
literally just a ghoul
I measure productivity purely in whether I’ve put in a load of laundry or not so it sounds like you’re crushing it
January 14, 2026 at 7:23 PM
I measure productivity purely in whether I’ve put in a load of laundry or not so it sounds like you’re crushing it
Cold turkey sandwich with ripe tomatoes, salt and pep, and the thinnest spread of mayo imaginable. A whisper of mayo, if you will.
January 13, 2026 at 5:47 PM
Cold turkey sandwich with ripe tomatoes, salt and pep, and the thinnest spread of mayo imaginable. A whisper of mayo, if you will.
The only thought in my head is “cold turkey sandwich” on a loop.
January 13, 2026 at 5:45 PM
The only thought in my head is “cold turkey sandwich” on a loop.
I’m simply not watching anything with the words “business” or “subscription” in it
January 13, 2026 at 5:44 PM
I’m simply not watching anything with the words “business” or “subscription” in it
If it makes you feel better I think most people wear the wrong size shoes
January 12, 2026 at 10:33 PM
If it makes you feel better I think most people wear the wrong size shoes
The fact that that’s real makes me want to throw up
January 11, 2026 at 9:57 PM
The fact that that’s real makes me want to throw up
I haven’t thrown up a single time and I’m still like ready to cry from what I know is like the most mild morning sickness you could have!
January 11, 2026 at 9:55 PM
I haven’t thrown up a single time and I’m still like ready to cry from what I know is like the most mild morning sickness you could have!
People who wake up every day of their first trimester *knowing* they *will* throw up at some point during the day but they keep going anyway? Braver than the marines. Those are the veterans I’m celebrating on Veterans Day.
January 11, 2026 at 9:53 PM
People who wake up every day of their first trimester *knowing* they *will* throw up at some point during the day but they keep going anyway? Braver than the marines. Those are the veterans I’m celebrating on Veterans Day.
I’m throwing chia seeds on everything, they’re very versatile! Wake up sheeple!
January 10, 2026 at 7:18 PM
I’m throwing chia seeds on everything, they’re very versatile! Wake up sheeple!
I’m trying to preach the good word of fiber every day but my reach is very limited
January 10, 2026 at 7:17 PM
I’m trying to preach the good word of fiber every day but my reach is very limited
An Old Testament wrathful G-d type of freak out. I will bring a plague down upon the terminal, and not the fun frog one, the river of blood one.
January 9, 2026 at 10:31 PM
An Old Testament wrathful G-d type of freak out. I will bring a plague down upon the terminal, and not the fun frog one, the river of blood one.
Thank the fucking lord we’re not flying out of LAX at least
January 9, 2026 at 10:25 PM
Thank the fucking lord we’re not flying out of LAX at least
Good bc it’s all I can talk about and I feel like I’m being annoying lol
January 9, 2026 at 3:24 PM
Good bc it’s all I can talk about and I feel like I’m being annoying lol
And like hey, I’m so down to eat a bunch of tomatoes, but like if my body could also just in addition to that get on board with eating maybe like, a few bites of chicken or some beans or something???? Please???? Why does it have to be *only* tomatoes
January 8, 2026 at 11:34 PM
And like hey, I’m so down to eat a bunch of tomatoes, but like if my body could also just in addition to that get on board with eating maybe like, a few bites of chicken or some beans or something???? Please???? Why does it have to be *only* tomatoes
Incredible source of vitamins and minerals that a developing fetus needs which is GREAT, unfortunately doesn’t really contain much by way of like protein or fiber, which *I* really need to like, be functional
January 8, 2026 at 11:32 PM
Incredible source of vitamins and minerals that a developing fetus needs which is GREAT, unfortunately doesn’t really contain much by way of like protein or fiber, which *I* really need to like, be functional