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Bree Nachelle
@baronessbree.com
Locs n’ Birkenstocks | Left-Handed Nerd Goddess |📍Bmore raised, DC Based | Author | Digital Media Strategist | Mindfulness & AI Innovator | Fmr NASA Digital Strategist

https://baronessbree.com
I refuse to let a man with thinning locks talk to me crazy.

Get the hell outta my face tenderism.
December 16, 2025 at 11:21 PM
Every day.
December 16, 2025 at 4:15 AM
I am away from the man. who was indeed carrying excrement.

I need a remote job immediately.
I think this man on the train was carrying a bag of shit.

Why would you ride the train with a bag of shit?
December 15, 2025 at 11:09 PM
I think this man on the train was carrying a bag of shit.

Why would you ride the train with a bag of shit?
December 15, 2025 at 11:08 PM
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December 15, 2025 at 1:38 PM
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PSA: there’s been an exploit for Signal and WhatsApp released that can be used to silently track you.

Temp fixes for both can be done in your settings:

For WhatsApp: Settings>Privacy>Advanced>Block unknown messages.

For Signal: Settings>Privacy>Phone number>Who can find me by number>Nobody
December 15, 2025 at 1:28 AM
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Me answering the phone:
December 14, 2025 at 3:53 AM
For the first time in a year, I feel good in my body. I am so grateful.
December 13, 2025 at 9:41 PM
who knew if I curled my locs and wore spanx I would meet men?

@ipheliapaine.bsky.social said Beyoncé
a woman wearing a cowboy hat and a patriotic outfit stands on a stage
ALT: a woman wearing a cowboy hat and a patriotic outfit stands on a stage
media.tenor.com
December 13, 2025 at 9:09 PM
my favorite thing to do when I am overstimulated is play mahjong or color.
a cartoon penguin with a laurel wreath on his head playing mahjong
ALT: a cartoon penguin with a laurel wreath on his head playing mahjong
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December 13, 2025 at 3:13 AM
December 12, 2025 at 10:48 PM
Techsgiving has been a blast. Even Screech from the Wash Nationals joined the fun.
December 12, 2025 at 8:08 PM
is there an award for not segsually harassing men while drunk?

I have been at an open bar, and would like a prize.
December 12, 2025 at 3:07 AM
Formal events really used to excite me, but being unable to wear high heels anymore had really broken my heart.

I will try to go shoe shopping again tomorrow, but today broke me.

Being teased for wearing kitten heels and sneakers due to a partial disability isn’t kind.
December 9, 2025 at 2:51 AM
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December 8, 2025 at 2:06 PM
This year was hard — but I am proud of me, and what I have accomplished.

New newsletter drops tomorrow.
December 8, 2025 at 4:53 AM
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A study published this week found that more than 60,000 penguins in South Africa starved to death between 2004 and 2011 due to dwindling sardine populations.
Study Finds 60,000 Penguins Deaths Likely Caused By Climate Change, Overfishing
www.huffpost.com
December 7, 2025 at 7:07 PM
My pinterest feed, is very much me. 🤣🤣

Sailor Moon Fan Art
Quirky Quote Sticker
Champagne reference
And a boho baddie outfit
December 7, 2025 at 6:54 PM
I am really confused how so many people that eat ass, have such a limited palate.
December 7, 2025 at 6:10 PM
Y’all @blurbette.blacksky.app out here introducing me to men that don’t eat peppers, chilies, onions, garlic, scallions, avocados.

One guy didn’t eat chinese food.
a bald man wearing glasses makes a funny face
ALT: a bald man wearing glasses makes a funny face
media.tenor.com
December 7, 2025 at 6:04 PM
When I sober up, I need to tell the tale of how @blurbette.blacksky.app and I met for the first time yesterday, and then she took my dumb ass on side-quest. 🤣🤣🤣
a man running in a field with the words " i 'm going on an adventure "
ALT: a man running in a field with the words " i 'm going on an adventure "
media.tenor.com
December 6, 2025 at 1:45 PM
What you mean a second spot?? After hours????
Lord they got me going out after 9 on a Friday! I am not 25 anymore 😭😭
December 6, 2025 at 6:23 AM
Happy Birthday!!
I love this diva.
Cocktails in DC with one of my core ❤️ Love you so much @baronessbree.com 💃🏽💃🏽

The Beautiful! The Dazzling! The AUTHOR
December 5, 2025 at 10:53 PM
Tomorrow, 12/6 — I’m teaching the strategy that grew my LinkedIn by 20% in 90 days.

It’s free.
It’s real.
And yes… there’s a free GPT to make it even easier.

www.skool.com/synergy-squa...
December 5, 2025 at 12:35 PM