barredbard.bsky.social
@barredbard.bsky.social
Smarmy attorney. Captain of chivalry. Baron of decency. Tadpole of villainy. Yeoman, Starfleet. If knaves persist and insist, I shall resist till they desist.

The helmet keeps my massive brain from oozing out . . .
Or feed them after midnight . . .
This is why you don't get Gremlins wet.
February 18, 2026 at 5:12 PM
Epstein. It’s so much worse than I imagined.
“As the airplane took off, Epstein started touching me forcibly in between my legs, and I freaked out. I realized, this is not a modeling opportunity, I've been kidnapped. They whisked me away to the island. I was stuck there. They never arranged any modeling opportunities, I was completely conned."
Epstein survivor tells CBS News how she was trafficked, and assaulted
Juliette Bryant says not long after meeting Jeffrey Epstein, he assaulted her, and she realized, "this is not a modeling opportunity, I've been kidnapped."
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February 17, 2026 at 7:48 PM
The man who wanted to dine on the worm-infested carcass of a bear he found by the roadside?

You don't say.
"It is beyond comprehension that the Senate confirmed this man to oversee America’s health. The risks are so immediate and constant that it can be difficult to keep track of them all."

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The Disastrous First Year of RFK Jr.
The damage the HHS secretary has done to science and public health is appalling—and it could have been avoided.
open.substack.com
February 16, 2026 at 6:24 PM
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February 16, 2026 at 5:11 PM
Happy President’s Day. This President’s Day, let us rate all American presidents by the only thing that matters: their looks.

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Happy President’s Day
YouTube video by Lisandra Vazquez
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February 16, 2026 at 5:48 PM
Who could mistake that flaxen helmet which passes as hair for anything else . . .
Seen in Munich: "The Orange Plague"

They understood the assignment.
February 16, 2026 at 5:46 PM
Americans, the ones not befuddled by the lurid orange haze, stand with you . . .
On this National Flag Day, the Maple Leaf flies at half-mast.

Today our flag carries a message for the community of Tumbler Ridge: Canada is with you.
February 15, 2026 at 3:51 PM
The Second Trump regime may simply be described thus:

"Merrick Garland's folly."
February 15, 2026 at 2:57 PM
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In a country with a bad president, be a Bad Bunny. [Cartoon by Matt Davies]
February 12, 2026 at 9:45 PM
Rome was but a dream. And one day it fell, bleeding from as many cuts as Caesar’s body bore in the Theater of Pompey.

Ashes, sackcloth and thorns. America must be eulogized even as its ghost marches in malice and avarice . . .

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America, What happened?
YouTube video by The north awakens
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February 13, 2026 at 2:24 PM
Alex stood his ground on the icy street.

A healer facing down the tactical heat.

They say he crossed the line.

But the only thing he pointed was his lens in real time . . .

-Out of Tune

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🔥 The Phone and the Gun | In Memory of Alex Pretti 🕊️
YouTube video by OUT OF TUNE
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February 12, 2026 at 9:32 PM
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🚨 Epstein survivors release this powerful PSA in advance of the Super Bowl demanding answers from the Justice Department. This is the Super Bowl ad every American should see. Spread it everywhere.
February 8, 2026 at 5:32 PM
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The Birther-in-Chief's disgusting history of racism has its own page on Wikipedia.

See for yourself, here: shorturl.at/UQaXQ
February 7, 2026 at 7:38 PM
"Join ICE," the musical, featuring Jesse Welles is the most heartwarming song for the climes.

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"Join ICE" - Jesse Welles (LIVE on The Late Show)
YouTube video by The Late Show with Stephen Colbert
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February 5, 2026 at 11:25 PM
It seems that I shall have to cure myself of my Amazon addiction.
I grew up with the Washington Post, wrote editorials for the Washington Post and published a column there for more than 15 years. To watch its owners destroy it, seemingly deliberately, in just a year and a half is devastating.
February 5, 2026 at 9:44 PM
Whatever he's hunting is so safe, unlike Epstein's victims . . .
When you're so coked up and stupid you put the scope on backwards:
February 5, 2026 at 8:46 PM
The Pumpkin Palpatine is now at a 37% approval rating with Americans.

Question: Who are these 37% stragglers?
February 2, 2026 at 8:13 PM
So, apparently, my least favorite African, Elon Musk knew that Trump was in the Epstein files, because they saw each other on the island.

Class of 2013.
February 2, 2026 at 7:54 PM
I am so glad I opted for Google’s Gemini . . .
ChatGPT is Trump’s biggest donor and is used by ICE. If you don’t like Trump or ICE, you should quit ChatGPT.
QuitGPT — OpenAI Execs are Trump's Biggest Donors
Join the movement. Delete ChatGPT. Cancel your subscription. It's time to quit.
quitgpt.org
February 2, 2026 at 7:19 PM
Well. I suppose being black does pay off sometimes.

Revolting.
This level of disgusting racism and cruelty didn’t exist in a vacuum, and it didn’t end with Epstein.

Epstein files:

“JEFF wanted, ‘young, fresh meat girls. Virgins.’ He told ■, ‘Don’t bring me any n*ggers.’”
February 2, 2026 at 6:07 PM
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February 2, 2026 at 4:33 AM