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Packers, Badgers, and Brewers but most of all I’m just hoping to find fewer insane people here
What a find at Costco today.
December 5, 2025 at 8:19 PM
Let me first say I’m a huge Matt Campbell fan, think he’s a great coach, but if you’re going to hire Matt Campbell, you could have just kept James Franklin, I’m not sure he elevates the program any higher than Franklin did/could have.
December 5, 2025 at 6:35 PM
The lions probably (?) don’t have to win out to make the playoffs but they can likely only afford one loss. Next weeks game against the Rams is an interesting one for packers fans. Bear game probably determines who you are cheering for.
December 5, 2025 at 4:47 AM
Heater continues.. ✅ ✅
Kid picked two things tonight:

“Lions are gonna win by more than 5 and there are going to be a lot of points scored, like 300 dad!”

So Lions -3.5 and over 55 it is. I did not look for an alternate over 299 line but I’d imagine it would pay pretty well.
Over the last two weekends my 5 year old is 5-1 picking NFL games I’ll randomly give him with spreads including calling outright winners of Texans over Chiefs, Bengals over Ravens, and packers over Lions. I understand this is just pure luck but always play the heater. He’s got patriots -7 tonight.
December 5, 2025 at 4:28 AM
Man Aubrey is such a weapon.
December 5, 2025 at 3:32 AM
Kid picked two things tonight:

“Lions are gonna win by more than 5 and there are going to be a lot of points scored, like 300 dad!”

So Lions -3.5 and over 55 it is. I did not look for an alternate over 299 line but I’d imagine it would pay pretty well.
Over the last two weekends my 5 year old is 5-1 picking NFL games I’ll randomly give him with spreads including calling outright winners of Texans over Chiefs, Bengals over Ravens, and packers over Lions. I understand this is just pure luck but always play the heater. He’s got patriots -7 tonight.
December 5, 2025 at 1:20 AM
This is one of those games that I don’t care who wins because one of them will be effectively eliminated tonight. I hate the lions fanbase more so go cowboys.
December 5, 2025 at 1:18 AM
Having to go outside in the middle of winter to rip heaters was such a bummer in college.
Public smoking bans just got in under the wire, too. Younger folks might not realize how rare they used to be and how hard they were to enact.
it is MIRACULOUS that we got rid of lead paint and asbestos when we did. if we had tried that today, there would be people whining about how we're restricting their rights.
December 4, 2025 at 5:40 PM
Hell yeah! I’m excited to buy one of those death traps with the rear seats facing out the back window. You haven’t lived until you experience the vehicle behind you come inches away from killing you.
Sean Duffy on slashing fuel economy standards: "This rule will actually allow you to bring back the 1970s station wagon. Maybe a little wood paneling on the side. We can bring back choice to consumers."
December 4, 2025 at 1:33 PM
Carrington every time he gets the ball behind the arc.
a man is holding a basketball on a basketball court with the words let it rain below him
ALT: a man is holding a basketball on a basketball court with the words let it rain below him
media.tenor.com
December 4, 2025 at 3:44 AM
Do the bucks trade Alex and Thanasis too? You kind of have to, right?
December 3, 2025 at 8:26 PM
I don’t care much for the NBA but Giannis being traded gets me thinking two things:

1. If he goes to a place like LA or New York, he’s going to be shooting a billion free throws because his whistle will be better there.

2. How in the world do you get back equal value for him and what will it be?
December 3, 2025 at 8:12 PM
It’s really hard for me take this guy seriously when he talks like this. Not the words, just the totally unserious and weird tone of his voice, you can tell that this is just a schtick, he doesn’t actually feel this way.
Fox’s Greg Gutfeld on double tap boat strike: “It's just better for us to kill them in the ocean, make them shark feed, be done with it”
December 3, 2025 at 8:01 PM
Me watching Badger football this year.
December 3, 2025 at 4:38 AM
People better be thrown in jail for these operations but I’m not confident they will be. In fact I’m willing to bet this gets swept under the rug by summer.
Rand Paul just posted this letter from the Coast Guard confirming that 1/4 of the boats they stop carry no contraband. The likelihood that Hegseth & Bradley ordered the murder of innocent civilians is very high.
December 3, 2025 at 3:40 AM
Even if Trump dies they are going to weekend at Bernie’s him for weeks.
The President is actively dying right next to his team of simps yelling about what a Big Strong Leader Man he is. Just sitting there, eyes closed, croaking in front of our eyes.
Trump dozes while Marco Rubio speaks to him directly next to him. Just insane optics.
December 2, 2025 at 9:06 PM
This is like when your racist grandparents started ranting around the thanksgiving table in the 90’s except this is in the White House and it’s year 2025.
Trump on Minnesota's Somali community: "They contribute nothing. I don't want them in our country, I'll be honest with you."
December 2, 2025 at 7:16 PM
Over the last two weekends my 5 year old is 5-1 picking NFL games I’ll randomly give him with spreads including calling outright winners of Texans over Chiefs, Bengals over Ravens, and packers over Lions. I understand this is just pure luck but always play the heater. He’s got patriots -7 tonight.
December 1, 2025 at 11:51 PM
Vikings traded a 4th and 5th round pick for a guy to give them less than 10 catches.
December 1, 2025 at 7:49 PM
What a damn game this has been.
December 1, 2025 at 5:00 AM
How do I delete posts on this site?
Well this one is over now.
December 1, 2025 at 4:56 AM
I’m shocked Deebo didn’t step out of bounds on that one.
December 1, 2025 at 4:55 AM
Well this one is over now.
December 1, 2025 at 4:55 AM
OH MY GOD. hahahaha
December 1, 2025 at 4:54 AM
Should Washington somehow find the end zone, they are absolutely going for 2, right?
December 1, 2025 at 4:53 AM