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John Olifur

@base1172.bsky.social

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I came here to chew bubblegum and bonk vatniks, and I'm all out of bubblegum. Yes, those are cabbage underwear. Want to support Ukraine? Donate to these causes: https://u24.gov.ua https://www.sternenkofund.org https://dzygaspaw.com Pickle.

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John Olifur @base1172.bsky.social · Jan 30

Kalmyk is already at the front, dispatching warm greetings to the russian occupiers in the cold January weather.

Желаю всем оккупантам как можно поскорее познакомиться с его большим, пламенным приветом! 💥😆

Yuri Chornomorets @y-chornomorets.bsky.social · Jan 3

I'm happy to personally welcome our new #TeamYuri Legend - John ✨ @base1172.bsky.social and show the results of his very timely, powerful and miraculous help! ⬇️

He paid in full for a sniper complex based on the Cadex in 375 caliber super rifle. 1/2

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John Olifur @base1172.bsky.social · 21h

Confirmed. Paypal works fine.

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John Olifur @base1172.bsky.social · 1d

The ironic thing is that the FSB lost access to most US intel when Prez blocked Signal.

Reportedly Trump ordered the US government to switch to MAX going forward, but rather than restoring the FSB's intel access that just got the US admin hooked on Peacemaker and reruns of The Righteous Gemstones.

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John Olifur @base1172.bsky.social · 1d

I'm on Signal, so I'm pretty sure I have access.

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John Olifur @base1172.bsky.social · 5d

I don't think Trump will personally pursue a third term...he'll have a proxy run for him. My money is on another member of the Trump family. Hell, DJT could even be VP (in the same vein as the Medvedev-Putin ticket of 2008).

Of course, no serious opposition candidate will be allowed to run.

John Olifur @base1172.bsky.social · 5d

There will be an election...it just won't be a fair one.

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John Olifur @base1172.bsky.social · 5d

I don't always drive, but when I do, I prefer a Bonkmobile.

NAFO 69th Sniffing Brigade @69thsb.bsky.social · 5d

It’s giveaway time!

We’re gearing up for our next #NAFO Convoy and we want to offer a unique chance!

2 lucky supporters will have their Fellas printed on our NAFO Trucks!

Here’s how to enter:

✅ Follow us
✅ Repost this
✅ Like and Comment on this post

Winners will be chosen soon! Good luck 🍀

John Olifur @base1172.bsky.social · 5d

Fellas, quick...to the Bonk-mobile let's go!

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John Olifur @base1172.bsky.social · 5d

She's fluffy, like cotton. You could name her Bavovna.

John Olifur @base1172.bsky.social · 6d

Apparently, Abbott misunderstood Trump's order to cast a "wide net" and deploy the "full weight" of the US military.

John Olifur @base1172.bsky.social · 6d

They've been given a broad mandate. 🤣

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John Olifur @base1172.bsky.social · 7d

Or a Cheeto-faced, ferret-wearing shitgibbon.

John Olifur @base1172.bsky.social · 8d

Only 10,000? I heard it was at least 1,000,000.

John Olifur @base1172.bsky.social · 11d

🌮🌮🌮

John Olifur @base1172.bsky.social · 11d

So, when will the Epstein files be released?

John Olifur @base1172.bsky.social · 11d

When russian refineries are exploding, there's no way in hell I'm checking the fridge. I'm glued to this app hitting REFRESH. Priorities🤩

John Olifur @base1172.bsky.social · 13d

Donated.

John Olifur @base1172.bsky.social · 15d

They should be more concerned about the prospect of a "Neville Chamberlain moment".

John Olifur @base1172.bsky.social · 16d

We're supposed to believe the drones are just on vacation, freelancing in Ukraine?

John Olifur @base1172.bsky.social · 16d

This is one of the saddest posts I've seen.

Dunno what to say, except fck russia.

John Olifur @base1172.bsky.social · 19d

This.

Fines don't need to be high and punishments don't need to be severe. Even a small fine will deter violations if the probability of getting caught is high enough.

London is a good example. Narrow traffic lanes, a 20MPH speed limit, and traffic cameras everywhere have cut deaths by ~30%.

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John Olifur @base1172.bsky.social · 19d

This is a serious threat. After all, who can forget the massive 2015 NATO-russia conflict that was sparked the last time a russian jet was shot down for violating NATO airspace?

Oh, wait.

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John Olifur @base1172.bsky.social · 19d

Whatever it was that Zelenskyy told Krasnov, it's what he wanted the russians to hear.

John Olifur @base1172.bsky.social · 19d

If all Ukrainians look like that naturally, then explain why Budanov smiles so much.

John Olifur @base1172.bsky.social · 20d

Amazing!

John Olifur @base1172.bsky.social · 20d

🌮🌮🌮