Naomi - Protect the Seal, Dammit.
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Naomi/Nomi/Noddy - Zillennial - 🇬🇧🇮🇪
They/she. Autist. Woke leftie.
Certified old man liaison.
Creator of the Celebrim-bar.
They/she. Autist. Woke leftie.
Certified old man liaison.
Creator of the Celebrim-bar.
Reposted by Naomi - Protect the Seal, Dammit.
This is what Peak Male Performance looks like.
November 26, 2025 at 7:59 AM
This is what Peak Male Performance looks like.
Tiktok users:
Please block greendragoninn.
They're consistently pumping out AI slop videos, mostly Haladriel stuff. A lot of times they have CVickers shirtless with a 6 pack. imo this is objectification, and it is very disrespectful to him and his fellow #TROPSky actors they have AI'd for views
Please block greendragoninn.
They're consistently pumping out AI slop videos, mostly Haladriel stuff. A lot of times they have CVickers shirtless with a 6 pack. imo this is objectification, and it is very disrespectful to him and his fellow #TROPSky actors they have AI'd for views
November 24, 2025 at 6:28 AM
Tiktok users:
Please block greendragoninn.
They're consistently pumping out AI slop videos, mostly Haladriel stuff. A lot of times they have CVickers shirtless with a 6 pack. imo this is objectification, and it is very disrespectful to him and his fellow #TROPSky actors they have AI'd for views
Please block greendragoninn.
They're consistently pumping out AI slop videos, mostly Haladriel stuff. A lot of times they have CVickers shirtless with a 6 pack. imo this is objectification, and it is very disrespectful to him and his fellow #TROPSky actors they have AI'd for views
Quite surprised nobody afaik has pointed out that when Norbot uses the hedge trimmer in Vengence Most Fowl, he transforms a shrub into the shape of the Eric Morcambe statue.
November 23, 2025 at 10:53 AM
Quite surprised nobody afaik has pointed out that when Norbot uses the hedge trimmer in Vengence Most Fowl, he transforms a shrub into the shape of the Eric Morcambe statue.
Go on Sarah! That's my girl!
November 21, 2025 at 8:51 PM
Go on Sarah! That's my girl!
Holy moly
November 21, 2025 at 4:22 PM
Holy moly
dk if it's a me thing
but watching the Wicked film for the first time
the pacing was so uuuuuuuuuuuuuugh
took them an hour 20 to get to the popular song
and by that time I'd zoned out
So I'll go watch the musical, which is like half the length of the film and sequel put together.
but watching the Wicked film for the first time
the pacing was so uuuuuuuuuuuuuugh
took them an hour 20 to get to the popular song
and by that time I'd zoned out
So I'll go watch the musical, which is like half the length of the film and sequel put together.
November 20, 2025 at 1:21 PM
dk if it's a me thing
but watching the Wicked film for the first time
the pacing was so uuuuuuuuuuuuuugh
took them an hour 20 to get to the popular song
and by that time I'd zoned out
So I'll go watch the musical, which is like half the length of the film and sequel put together.
but watching the Wicked film for the first time
the pacing was so uuuuuuuuuuuuuugh
took them an hour 20 to get to the popular song
and by that time I'd zoned out
So I'll go watch the musical, which is like half the length of the film and sequel put together.
I love the gays 😄😄
November 19, 2025 at 10:51 AM
I love the gays 😄😄
advice: don't order 18+ items on amazon if you won't be in to receive it as you will get several phone calls and have to go thru the whole customer service route to rearrange delivery
Next door tried to take it but the driver wouldn't let her
Sure the guy was obeying the rules, but what a palaver
Next door tried to take it but the driver wouldn't let her
Sure the guy was obeying the rules, but what a palaver
November 17, 2025 at 4:01 PM
advice: don't order 18+ items on amazon if you won't be in to receive it as you will get several phone calls and have to go thru the whole customer service route to rearrange delivery
Next door tried to take it but the driver wouldn't let her
Sure the guy was obeying the rules, but what a palaver
Next door tried to take it but the driver wouldn't let her
Sure the guy was obeying the rules, but what a palaver
Genuine question (UK only)
Does anybody want a Greggs sausage roll?
Got a voucher for one but I'm not a huge sausage fan (cheeky).
It does include the vegan version if you're not into meat.
Does anybody want a Greggs sausage roll?
Got a voucher for one but I'm not a huge sausage fan (cheeky).
It does include the vegan version if you're not into meat.
November 17, 2025 at 9:48 AM
Genuine question (UK only)
Does anybody want a Greggs sausage roll?
Got a voucher for one but I'm not a huge sausage fan (cheeky).
It does include the vegan version if you're not into meat.
Does anybody want a Greggs sausage roll?
Got a voucher for one but I'm not a huge sausage fan (cheeky).
It does include the vegan version if you're not into meat.
Line of Beauty fan art WIP
Nick, his rich bf Wani, and the rent boy 😜
Nick, his rich bf Wani, and the rent boy 😜
November 16, 2025 at 5:44 PM
Line of Beauty fan art WIP
Nick, his rich bf Wani, and the rent boy 😜
Nick, his rich bf Wani, and the rent boy 😜
I did not just accidentally call Oscar Piastri Oscar Pistorius
Plz forgIve me 😭😭💀💀
Plz forgIve me 😭😭💀💀
November 15, 2025 at 10:18 PM
I did not just accidentally call Oscar Piastri Oscar Pistorius
Plz forgIve me 😭😭💀💀
Plz forgIve me 😭😭💀💀
Latest South Park episode tackles Sora AI and it's absolutely brilliant.
November 13, 2025 at 12:16 PM
Latest South Park episode tackles Sora AI and it's absolutely brilliant.
No way there's a storm called Claudia coming tomorrow I'm creASING
November 13, 2025 at 10:53 AM
No way there's a storm called Claudia coming tomorrow I'm creASING
Pissed off this morning. Getting honked at during my morning commute by an impatient prick for the crime of obeying traffic laws.
Please send over nice things to calm me down.
Please send over nice things to calm me down.
November 13, 2025 at 8:18 AM
Pissed off this morning. Getting honked at during my morning commute by an impatient prick for the crime of obeying traffic laws.
Please send over nice things to calm me down.
Please send over nice things to calm me down.
Wallace and Gromit exhibition ft the og models
November 8, 2025 at 7:28 PM
Wallace and Gromit exhibition ft the og models
"I know you don't like AI but look at this."
I told you I despise AI.
You've acknowledged my dislike for AI.
Yet you still send me an AI clip thinking I'd like it.
Are you deranged?
I told you I despise AI.
You've acknowledged my dislike for AI.
Yet you still send me an AI clip thinking I'd like it.
Are you deranged?
November 7, 2025 at 8:27 AM
"I know you don't like AI but look at this."
I told you I despise AI.
You've acknowledged my dislike for AI.
Yet you still send me an AI clip thinking I'd like it.
Are you deranged?
I told you I despise AI.
You've acknowledged my dislike for AI.
Yet you still send me an AI clip thinking I'd like it.
Are you deranged?
Alan Carr, take a bow.
#celebritytraitors
#celebritytraitors
November 6, 2025 at 10:08 PM
Alan Carr, take a bow.
#celebritytraitors
#celebritytraitors
My local council is Reform-run, and the reactions of Reform supporters hearing about nursing homes housing their relatives being closed is hilarious.
The chickens are coming home to roost.
The chickens are coming home to roost.
November 6, 2025 at 12:49 PM
My local council is Reform-run, and the reactions of Reform supporters hearing about nursing homes housing their relatives being closed is hilarious.
The chickens are coming home to roost.
The chickens are coming home to roost.
Would you pay £225.00 to see Cynthia Erivo play Dracula?
No actor is worth that. The Noel Coward should hang its head in shame for being so disgustingly greedy.
No actor is worth that. The Noel Coward should hang its head in shame for being so disgustingly greedy.
November 6, 2025 at 12:38 PM
Would you pay £225.00 to see Cynthia Erivo play Dracula?
No actor is worth that. The Noel Coward should hang its head in shame for being so disgustingly greedy.
No actor is worth that. The Noel Coward should hang its head in shame for being so disgustingly greedy.
They've done the impossible: casted the perfect Bon Clay.
And yes, we live for the non binary rep!
And yes, we live for the non binary rep!
Cole Escola has been cast as Bon Clay in ‘ONE PIECE’ Season 3.
(Source: Deadline)
(Source: Deadline)
November 5, 2025 at 9:33 AM
They've done the impossible: casted the perfect Bon Clay.
And yes, we live for the non binary rep!
And yes, we live for the non binary rep!
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It's going to be a difficult few days for racists. No sooner do we discover the attacker was a British man called Anthony Williams, we then discover the rail worker hero who almost gave his life to save others is called Samir Zitouni.
We can't wait to hear the hot takes on whether he is British...
We can't wait to hear the hot takes on whether he is British...
November 4, 2025 at 11:09 AM
It's going to be a difficult few days for racists. No sooner do we discover the attacker was a British man called Anthony Williams, we then discover the rail worker hero who almost gave his life to save others is called Samir Zitouni.
We can't wait to hear the hot takes on whether he is British...
We can't wait to hear the hot takes on whether he is British...
Hearing things about David Harb/our that I hope aren't true (namely him bullying Millie).
Noah Sch/napp already caused enough trouble, I don't need another problematic cast member to ruin ST 😭
Noah Sch/napp already caused enough trouble, I don't need another problematic cast member to ruin ST 😭
November 2, 2025 at 9:20 PM
Hearing things about David Harb/our that I hope aren't true (namely him bullying Millie).
Noah Sch/napp already caused enough trouble, I don't need another problematic cast member to ruin ST 😭
Noah Sch/napp already caused enough trouble, I don't need another problematic cast member to ruin ST 😭
Forever love the independent theatres having inclusive toilets.
November 2, 2025 at 8:43 PM
Forever love the independent theatres having inclusive toilets.